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Have yāall seen this? Itās been making the rounds for at least a week on the interwebz.
Language nsfw
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Full vid. Streamable Video
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
That kidā¦ I have words. If I was that guy Iād have had to leave the scene. Because it would have been a Spartan kick.
Based on his momās behaviour afterwards heāll learn nothing. He got more parenting in that 5 minutes than his whole life up to that point.
Hell my grandfather got shot with rocksalt shells for trespassing on Halloween. His dad made him apologize before he took him to the doctor to have the salt dug out.
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These kinds of videos make me laugh, reminisce, and get annoyed at the kids, all at once.
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Iām kinda proud of my little bugger. At first he started with āits not fair!!!ā but turned it around to wanting to beat the ghosts. The 2 player thing threw him for a loop for a minute too, but now he likes it.
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That kid is gonna be a super fun adult to deal with haha
Heāll get squared away in prisonā¦
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This guy cracks me up pretty good. Good stuff for the diyār
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If anyone wants to know what i look like in real life itās Harry Enfield
So, my nephew just joined the Army reserves (or national guard I canāt remember). Dude posts a picture in uniform on FB with his marksmanship badge (the lowest level). Heās a bit sensitive so Iām super gentle with himā¦ Anyway, I write something like ālooking good, but we need to upgrade that shooting badge.ā
His response āItās not my fault. Fort Jacksonās ranges are terribleā. Okay, fucktard, Iām sure Parris Islandās ranges are just as shitty and I managed to be a multiple time rifle expert.
Kids and their excusesā¦ āWananananananan Itās not my fault!ā LMAO. Youāre pulling the trigger itās your fault. Fucking ranges are shit, bitch please.
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Iām sure Ramadi, or wherever, has good landscape for hitting marks.
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No shit, dude.
āItās not my fault I couldnāt hit any of the terrorists today! They werenāt popping up in the same exact spot and standing still for minutes at a time like the targets at Fort Jackson!ā
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Have an interview today and found out the address is on āAlphaā Avenue.
Made me laugh with all those threads on here about being and acting āalphaā. Gonna roll in and act like a pompous, emotionally stunted asshole. What could go wrong?
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Call the interviewer a betacuck and youāre sure to get the job on the spot.
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All the other roads are so jelly. Alpha aveās get all of the chicks&stuff.
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This one always made me chuckle
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