This made me lol quite a bit.
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I donāt remember Captain America commanding a desk 
Another Mayor of Baltimore finds herself in the middle of a scandal. Shocking I say!
Had an individual here that constantly pissed and moaned about her job, her bosses, and her clients to anyone that would listen, posted stupid shit to social media about finding other jobs, āNot sure what I should do next, any ideas?ā She was let go at the end of last week and it came as a total shock, Iāve been told.
āI canāt believe I got fired! How unfair!ā
āAt least I can tell (ex-boss) to go fuck himself now.ā
Actual quotesā¦
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
This has been what made me chuckle.
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bwhahahaah gofuckyourself
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Im 184lbs bodyfat with under 15% fat at 5ft 8". Im sure if I went at it for like 20 years I could get it. Im 16 right now so alot of time left. I think its possible just very hard.
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Agreed. This goal was funny because it is on the ā2019 Goal Boardā I attempted to have members break down their long term goals into more manageable chunks, and his goal for 2019 was to be that size.
Ohh understood, obviously its nearly impossible within one year.
Whereās he sitting at now? I mean if heās reasonably close to that it may be feasible?
A very soft 180ā¦? Maybe? Iām far from an expertā¦but āreasonably closeā would have to be stretched reasonably far haha
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What? You mean words and actions have consequences? Whereās the fairness?
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Iām just going to leave this here.
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When the gut speaks, you listen.
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I rubbed cat nip into little patches of the carpet around the house here and there, so now my cats will just be bopping along real cool like and suddenly go into whacko mode.
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An apt name for Rip. No offense to him, of course.
I got some looks at work when I was singing this todayā¦
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My wife has started using chocolate to bribe our kids into doing stuff. Not my thing but I like chocolate and I have received multiple warnings not to dip into the kidās bribe chocolate.
Last night, I was outside coming back from the garage. Lights in the kitchen on, lights outside off. That is, my wife canāt see that Iām out there but I can see her. I see her walk to the fridge, open the door, reach for the bribe chocolate, open the pack up, and throw a piece into her mouth.
I then walked in saying āwell, well, well. I thought we had a mouse but looks like we donātā. This has been me at every possible moment since the incident:
Yes, I make myself chuckle!
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Iām finding it funny when guys arenāt smart enough to figure out simple issues regarding training or diet issues . But somehow are smart enough to be messing with their endocrine system
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Or keeping track of passwords perhaps?
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