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My grandmother used to tell me that âall the nutrition was in the last biteâ. But I donât remember her saying it would take three hours to eat a burger.
One of my favorite students over the years, the kid who told me to eff off more than all the other students I have had put together, got his girlfriend pregnant.
Delivery time gets near. One morning Tim comes into the office looking for me. He is out of breath, almost in tears, wild eyed, I thought his girl was in trouble.
He calms down a bit, looks right at me and says, âI canât be at school today! The doctor is seducing Gabriela!â
That left the office staff speechless. But I did not miss a beat. I replied, âYou dough head, the doctor is inducing Gabriela. You seduced her!â
I should have taken notes when I started my career. All the funny stuff I have heard or seen happen over the years.
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