Things That Make You Chuckle

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The quest for fire and rectal wrecking

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@pettersson

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You should release a book about women (I would be the first buyer)! :laughing: I mean, you asked politely! That should in most cases open doors


You did the lacmus test here. “Her” quick change back to the “normal”, makes me wonder whether “she” is an AI product?

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It could be a comedy. :rofl:

Twice!
Nobody begs my pardon, damnit!

Only if AI needs an apple pay card for its sick grandma. :rofl:.

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Go get 'em son! :laughing:

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Anatoli is a man worthy of wielding that power! :rofl:

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Posted the “homeopathic emergency room” video in another thread but it deserves mention here.

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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/2024/11/28/watch-distraught-liberals-hold-group-scream-on-beach/

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Dad jokes. @marine77

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You owe me $10 for every minute I wasted watching this !!! Aussies are the shit though.

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Different Abby

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This makes me chuckle


The year was 1982. My senior year. I am 18, my friend is 17. He wants an adult magazine.

So, to be discreet, we drive two towns (15 miles) away so I can buy him adult entertainment. Plus, my dad was well known in our town, to be safe and all.

We stop at an ammo/bait shop where we knew they sold smut. He hands me the cash and in I go. I pretend I am looking at lures, bait, and finally meander to the magazine stand. I did not realize until then that there was actually such a wide array of options for naughty material.

I get stumped, I have know idea which to choose. So I see this cover of a H*stler that says “Our Biggest Centerfold Ever”. Without looking I pick it up and casually make it to the cashier.

He says, “ID
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I show him my license.

He says, “Are you Friedrich Jr.? I know your dad.”

“Yes Sir!” I replied, while I started to sweat.

I pay for the item and cannot get to my car fast enough.

I hand my friend his literature, start the car and start to pull out. At which point my friend calls me a bastard and holds up his centerfold. She was their biggest centerfold ever, she had to have gone 300 lbs.

No good deed goes unpunished.

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My response in the comments- “Yeah, I love getting hit by dead bears too.”.

:thinking:. Am I doin it right?

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