I was thinking “Gallon of __ a day.” But even a gallon of tallow is only a bit over 29,000 calories.
yeah, I also thought “tallow” at first
Dammit, I stuck an extra zero in.
One gallon of this product is 8.66 lbs. (Not 80.66)
That’s 3928.11 grams.
This product contains 110 calories per a serving of 28 g.
So 15,431.86 calories.
I was only off by a factor of 10.
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What is it?
It’s not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can’t tell you. And what’s more, I can’t tell you why I can’t tell you.
Due to the thread being deleted this has become forbidden knowledge.
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I can’t believe it went on for at least another 3 hours after the flagging and deletions. I got email updates with only a post here and there
A bit of FOMO here.
It reached critical mass pretty quickly, so your soul might better with the FOMO.
The only post I had taken down was applauding @creative_name for claiming residency status.
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I feel honored to have played my role in OP’s implosion lol. Easily the best thing I could’ve been doing at 4 in the morning.
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Gallon of Taffy A Day.
Its a bulking plan that can be used to grow some awesome man tittys.
Based on the are what you eat theory of caloric conversion.
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Now everyone has the method to become a titty baby.
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Selena (off meds) should try being Selena (on meds); might change her worldview for the better.
My dyslexic husband’s texts and emails were a sure-fire way for me to know how manly he was even before meeting him. The way he butchered the English language - with such vigor and gusto! - I knew that this was not an effete man.
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That took some skill to put together. I reread it a couple times; each time noticing new details.
Calculated immaturity.
I found this gem when I looked up that account.
I have sex daily.
I mean dyslexia.
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I can understand the argument that you don’t need to put a period at the end of a text message that consists of a single sentence as the act of sending it already creates a natural break. Similarly, not capitalizing the first word might also be acceptable since the beginning of the text message also conveys the same meaning. But beyond that, ordinary rules of grammar and spelling should apply to texting. I can also understand that you can’t be bothered to correct typos.
But using “u” and “ur” instead of “you” and “your” is a sign of weakness. If you use the letter “u” instead of writing out “you,” either you are functionally illiterate in traditional settings, or you have actively cultivated a writing style for texting that is distinct from your writing style that you use in traditional settings. Nothing cool about being functionally illiterate and actively learning a different style to use for texting seems like a lot of work. In essence, you think it is cool to be stupid.