Things That Make You Chuckle

I farted in my wallet today. Now I have gas money.

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Are you now stinking rich?

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If I were to do a goth lasagna, I’d use squid ink pasta, make meat sauce with an ā€œancestral blendā€ (mince with some liver and heart) and tomato sauce that includes black garlic and a splash of fish sauce, ricotta and parmesean as normal, then top with grated maggot cheese and garnish with onion ash

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My original thought was squid ink sheets, blood sausage, and black truffles, but I think I like yours better. The maggot cheese was a nice touch.

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Oh man. i forgot about truffles

I showed this to another chef and they said your invention is ā€œa macabre masterpiece.ā€

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At 47… too much for too long.

I feel like I’ve seen that before somewhere . . .

But from what I’ve heard Cena is a really good guy. And he could probably still kick my ass.

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Has something happened to him?

Good grief… But Big Slow said Cena is the strongest guy he ever wrestled

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ā€œYou can cry now,…Corneliusā€

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Im not sure what the deal is… if the pic is real. Dave Palumbo comes to mind if you know what i mean.

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@SkyzykS did some looking apparently hes practicing yogo and dropped 30lbs

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Yeah, he’s right in the age range that becomes a lot more risky. My heart attack happened about a month after turning 47.

But I’ll be 52 tomorrow, so, Yay!

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Taking the Dorian Yates route

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Happy early birthday.

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And the Rock whos older keeps pushing it.

Yates is looking good still… Cena looks like a melting wax figure

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