Things That Make You Chuckle

I agree with you on that. Grew up more small town, been living in cities since adulthood. Definitely miss the rural vibes. Looking to settle down on a bit of lands in the mountain or forests somewhere.

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I love how pleased he is with himself, clearly just had a fantastic day

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I’ve tried most of those, but that fucking maggot cheese turns my stomach.

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:rofl: You don’t say?

I didn’t even realize that blood sausage was icky and gross until I was older. And by that time, it was no longer commonly available.

Brown eyed squirrel.
My squirrel.
I’m the Happiest squirrel in the whole USA
Whiskey Squirrel
California Squirrels
Big Squirrels Don’t Cry
Squirrels, Squirrels, Squirrels
Waiting for a Squirrel Like You
Uptown Squirrel

Okay, I’ll see myself out…

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Yeah, it’s surprising that other people aren’t in to it. Blood is great. When I was a kid my mom had me hold cheesecloth to filter it for breakfast and we’d mix it into oatmeal with brown sugar and cinnamon.

Insects are delicious too. Ants taste like lemonade, and chocolate-covered grasshoppers rock. I’m looking at how insects are actually going to catch on as a food source.

But that maggot-infested sardinian cheese looks like eating an open wound from a corpse. Nope.

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When I was little my German PawPaw made blood sausage. I can still remember the taste. :grimacing:

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I’ve tried and like most of the things on the ā€œfood horrorā€ list

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my dad’s home province is famous for smoked blood susage

also, blood ā€œtofuā€ in hot pot is amazing

You are exactly who I was thinking of when I copied it. You & Brant_Drake’s convo about food prep in your log.

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familyguy-stewie

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Actually, I’d probably eat just about anything you prepared based on observations from here alone.

Well buddy, you ain’t gotta hit me in the face with a wet mop. Cicada season is coming up.

I don’t think the chitin of their exoskeleton is going to yield much bioavailable protein, but they can give a nice umami effect. :man_shrugging:t2:. Just my humble (and uneducated) opinion.

Different note:

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Nah. Don’t eat those brown things you find stuck on trees, but I know teneral cicadas have a nutty, green, almost peeled shrimpy look, taste, and texture

But I don’t want to make this a food thread, so here is another space butthole.

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That one is legit!

The one I got is the KW 1413, also known as the Kelly Wells Afterparty Spacedust Vortex.

Deleted because I feel bad about being mean just to make a joke on the internet.

My joke I mean. Carry on with butthole stuff.

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I like how Nestle is it’s own food abomination. Like the whole company has been ruining both human and pet foods for years.

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