She’s trying to look like a sensible choice for these guys.
Basically the tan Buick LeSabre of female companionship.
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Deep self loathing… deeeep
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Some of the comments are great.
“Tea was dumped in harbors for this kind of freedom.”
“Simultaneously the gayest and straightest thing ever put on TV.”
"This is why Republicans have been upset at every Super bowl halftime show since. They’re still chasing this high "
Reminds me of when I was a kid and this guy my sisters age, like 21 or so comes by with a large coffee can full of black hash and like 10,000 hits of lsd. Just on his way from here to there, ya know.
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Another year when not one of my liberal friends who post “Fuck Columbus” volunteered to give up their property to Native Americans or to leave the U.S. to find a place that wasn’t colonized.
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Libtards NEVER possess the courage of their laughable convictions. Fucking pukes
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They really love when you accuse them of presentism and school them on the subject.
Introduce them to the Commanche
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How about the Sausage Party?
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Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar. “Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”
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A piece of rope walks into a bar, sits down & orders a drink.
Bartender says “Nope. We don’t serve ropes.”
So the rope goes outside and turns himself in a few loops and tatters up his end.
Goes back in orders another drink.
Bartender says “Look buddy, I told you a minute ago, we don’t serve rope here.”.
So the rope responds “But I’m a frayed knot!”.
Grasshopper walks into a bar.
Bartender says “Holy Shit! I got a drink named after you!”
Grasshopper says, “what’s in a Steve?”
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In one of my wife’s stores this morning to take care of a few things for her and one of her employees asked me why we get to take things out of the store for free.
Wait? You want me to pay for stuff I own twice?
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You guys should promote that employee, he/she obviously understands how the world works.
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Me: everyone seems to have all their shite together
Friend: idk, the economists here don’t. They seem to be scrambling last minute, especially when there’s a policy meeting
Me: aren’t you at the NY fed?
… really inspires confidence doesn’t it…
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Frankly, that’s really cute that you would say that. It’s really amazing that the world doesn’t fall apart. Most people are just winging it.
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