Not like that guy!
I had a couple of pet baby grey squirrels I got when we took down their tree. I bottle fed them & let them loose, but they stuck around and would have breakfast/coffee with me most mornings.
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The 6’3" is a lie, but at least sorta believable. The 215 lbs claim is absurd. IDK, it seems like it would make sense to have it be at least a plausible lie.
I can’t keep money in this bank any more.
First they lost it. Then after several years, a branch closing and me filling out request forms they found it.
Now they don’t want it. They say the account is dormant and will be turned over to the state.
It would be funny if it was like, A Monty Python skit.
I feel like this banks main office is located in some upside down bizarro land.
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In the early 1900s, 波兰 （Poland) was used as a verb in China for to refer to disappearing without a trace
Life is like a box of shit.
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@ChickenLittle this one’s for you!
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He must have forgot to set the timer. We are WAY past “done”. We are burnt.
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Clearly he likes his food crispy. lol
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