Things That Make You Chuckle

You could make a movie set in the 1780s and 90s where a black Russian general is hailed as a conqueror of Ukraine, a black French general commands an army in Italy and where the villain would be “the father of the US Navy” John Paul Jones who rapes underage girls in Ukraine and gets into fistfights with Catherine the Great’s lover.

While it may sound like a fevered dream of Mindy Kaling, the movie would be historically accurate. Why weird and fascinating stories such as these are not being told is anybody’s guess - I suppose blackwashing requires less effort.

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It wouldn’t surprise me if Led Zeppelin had some underage groupies.

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So these arrived today.

They’re much smaller than I imagined and might have to order some more bigger ones too. :rofl:

My wife was having a terrible time wrapping her head around this.

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Fixed that for you

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“I got this honey!”

grabs stapler

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You got this!!!

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My mom sent me this

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That was cold :cold_face:

So

I always thought tiktok was good looking men/women trying to get famous for being good looking

I was partially right

But there are some GEMS on here

Harry Spotter and the forbidden weight!

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Huxley warned about this!

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Label clearly made by big Ajvar

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I just looked that up. Ajvar.

Now I see Arby’s in a whole different and nefarious light.

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Ajvar is delicious, don’t see it too often in the States though. I have had Arby’s once in the last decade, it’s nefariousness was never in question haha

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I’m sure its significantly different than the Arby’s sauce.

I’ve had a few concoctions that are similar, but probably not the same. One pizza place used to put it on their steak hoagies. Best ever!

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clenches fists
ngghhhhhhh

inhales deeply, calms down

While my heritage cuisine is “grill a freshly sliced fish steak, drizzle it with rosemary, lemon and olive oil” there’s enough geographical proximity for me to be incredibly offended by mentioning ajvar in the same sentence with waves angrily THAT concoction (propylene glycol alginate WTF is that).

Ajvar has only three ingredients - red peppers, sunflower oil and salt. That’s it. It should be consumed by spreading it on freshly grilled pork or veal, preferably cut into cubes and skewered.

Rant over.

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