Things That Make You Chuckle

I was thinking google scholar, but…

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Searches on Google Scholar:
“Male Nipples” + Erections + Sunlight

Google Scholar:
“This might contain adult content”

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Oh, I was referring to studies relating to posture and smiling, even when said features are not in view. Iirc there’s something about how smiling makes someone’s voice sound more “warm”

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HAHAHA

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Anna, I can promise you that taking a dick pic is hard enough as is (no pun intended).

Girls have it easy when it comes to noods.
*Removes clothes and smiles with a messy mirror, background, no makeup, hair not done…
(Every single guy is happy with this)

GUYS though…
There’s a reason why MARBLE FUCKING STATUES still have soft dicks. Because it’s fucking impossible to find a good angle, smile, AND stay hard for .02 seconds to take a picture

Anyways… How’s y’all’s day? :sweat_smile:

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Its like taking a picture of a bad tattoo. No matter what you do its still going to look funny.

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You obviously have never been full of the nectar of the dick gods - Tren.

Could carve marble for hours.

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Another fun tidbit some of the best pump stuff I ever encountered were “superman” pills.

50 mgs of Cialis and 50 mgs of Viagra in one cap.

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LOL. Some females (my wife primarily) seemed to enjoy it.

She has birthed 2 of my children and still comes back for more, so that tells me enough.

I have not touched tren in years and don’t plan to ever again. That is young man shit.

I have lurked there lol. I don’t need another site to take up my time.

They can report away and even ban me. Would just give me more time for guns browsing at the office.

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Imdur (isosorbide mononitrate) extended release tablets.

Just dont mix them with viagra or cialis.

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Think I am going to try this!

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I have this one saved for future use! It is HILARIOUS and I’m guessing, highly effective. LOL

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I think this is highly dependent on both your neighbors relationship status and your own physique. Game the system wrong, that neighbor may just take down some fences lol

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:rofl::rofl::rofl: I have no fear of that!
My physique may prompt them to add razor wire.

$1k for a plastic barrel, lmao

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If the barrel comes with Donkey Kong I will gladly pay an arm and a leg for it.

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That top pic reminds me of a thing when my wife used to be a sales agent for intellectual property protection (patents, trademarks, etc).

So a guy was interested in patenting a device, and was supposed to be sending a batch of photos, but sent the wrong folder. Instead of the device he sent the folder full of all of the pics of his wife in various states of undress and a surprising variety of poses.

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I was playing Fortnite with my son and I had this hilarious interaction with one of his friend’s friends.

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