Things That Make You Chuckle

Not sure why this made me laugh :man_shrugging:

I’ll be that guy.

Why does the son need to study based on those photos? And yes, I googled first.

If you study, you can make a lot of money in a good career and get a beautiful girl long into your old age.

If you’re a girl and you DON’T study, you might end up having to grab a sugar daddy.

So both need to study.

/joke

Exactly why I’m puzzled. I understood why girls need to study LOL.

From wiki:

he attended a private (independent) school, receiving a diploma with the lowest grades in Land Surveying at Fassino di Busca high school.[1] Briatore found early work as a ski instructor and restaurant manager. He opened a restaurant named Tribüla , which was Briatore’s nickname. The restaurant was unsuccessful[2] and had to close due to excessive debt.[3]

This guy seemed more like the ā€œit’s better to be lucky than smartā€ cliche.

Oh, I had NO idea who that ugly ass dude was, I just figured it was the meme, as in - study to be successful.

I’m far less confused as to how you didn’t get the joke, and am now confused alongside you.

I’m not sure any of Flavio’s success came from being smart or studying…

I follow F1 and he’s best known for being team principal at Renault through the Crashgate scandal, where they had one driver deliberately crash to bring out a safety car to benefit the other.
Plus he had a couple of jail sentences for fraud, plus a conviction for fixing gambling. He was also good mates with Jeffrey Epstein, allegedly.

But he did get engaged to Naomi Campbell and marry Heidi Klum and the wonderbra model in the picture with him, so yeah maybe all that ā€œstudyingā€ paid off for him… (they did all leave/divorce him though)

I’m reading a Chinese action novel and realized that characters have a bad habit of announcing their next moves:

i.e. Two guys are sword fighting, and before one of them swings, he yells ā€œWatch the sword!ā€

They also have the craziest names for their moves. My favourite so far has been one that roughly translates to ā€œkilling a cockroach in the deep seaā€

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I could not identify with this more. I’ve definitely cooked extra food for my kids just so I can eat it after they don’t finish.

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Yea, this is like a nightly thing. We cook what we like, we give it to him, he tries some I get the rest. It’s a win-win in my book

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That’s risky though, what happens if he likes it and eats it all?

Then he goes to bed full and sleeps all night…really can’t lose

Plus we tend to cook for 4-6 but serve 3 - there’s ALWAYS leftovers for lunch

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I’m not really sure what this word means. I always assumed ā€œleftoversā€ were one of these weird urban myths like ā€œcold pizzaā€

oh, we’re bougie

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ā€œDuring the revolutionary struggle in Samara, a riotous mob got drunk on printers’ ink. Others quaff ed shoe polish, rectified varnish, or medical and industrial alcohols. The preferred ā€œdrink for intellectualsā€ in Rostov-on-Don was the local eau-de-cologneā€

What the actual fuck. @SkyzykS I don’t think AA will work for this :laughing:

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It worked for this guy!

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