Things That Make You Chuckle

I think the Meme’s are funny. Being the butt of jokes is the least bad thing that can happen. The doxing and trying to get him disbarred, etc. is fucked up in my opinion.

Edit: I was replying to twojarslave.

I didn’t know about that.

It’s time for people to stand firm against all of this nonsense. This isn’t about left or right, but right or wrong.

It still deserves a chuckle, but a very dark chuckle in my opinion. The idea that people are so disconnected from reality that they believe this couple did anything wrong at all is only funny because of its sheer absurdity. How bonkers of an idea is that, and how bonkers is it to be as mainstream as it is?

Peak Woke or whatever we’re seeing right now is self-satirizing dark humor that is unfortunately wrapped up in the behavior of individuals who coalesce into outrage mobs both online and in the streets. Modern Useful Idiots.

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I attended Ninjitsu classes for a short period as a teenager. I was horribly disappointed - I dropped out after 6 weeks when it became clear we would not be wearing a face mask, we’d be doing regular forward rolls rather than jumping up to the rafters and we’d not be using smoke bombs or ninja stars.

It was next to a prison which had a big lake next to it. All the above I genuinely expected to happen. I held a small hope that we would be taught to run across the water and scale the prison walls. (None of this is posted in sarcasm or irony)

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This is where you went wrong. If you had skipped that step altogether, you could’ve held on to the magic for many more years, perhaps even entering adulthood with a firm belief in the power of ninjitsu.

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I like dark humor, my phone is full of Corona Virus and Boogaloo memes, and pics of my daughter.

It reminds me of the gun lady that I had a run in with a couple of years ago, holding her .25 at me like Vannah White showing off a bracelet. Not scarry in a “now we have a gun situation” way, but more like “J F C, why does she even have that damn thing?”.

I believe mobs can always be dangerous though,similar to dogs. 1 alone is fine. Two can be a little “ehh, watch it…”, but any more than that and you have potential for serious trouble.

The st Louis mayor doxxed protestors, so the protestors stormed the castle. When the attack was comically rebuffed by pinkshirt and toy gun, the attackers decided doxxing was okay.

I hate doxxing so so much. The utter cowardice mixed with passive aggressiveness really grinds my gears.

Wrong thread. You stop being a protester the moment you commit breaking and entering to trespass on private property. That’s how a peaceful protest transforms into a violent mob.

Since this is the chuckle thread, observe peak woke, justifying woke mobs storming private property.

My bad, I should have said peasants, not protestors. Does that salve your wound?

Curious why you feel the need to try justify the terrible behavior of the mob by presenting equally troubling and terrible behavior (allegedly) of the mayor (I’m taking your word)

The mayor doxxing protestors does not justify destroying private property and trespassing … regardless if they’re peasants (because this is the chuckle thread)

Two wrongs don’t make a right or so the saying goes…

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Yep, pointing out the blatant hypocrisy. Reread what I wrote, but this time without assuming the worst about me.

How does this:

address this:

That’s great you agree with this:

but you did not address why you felt the need to bring in any type of justification for their actions, but, to your previous points, this is the chuckle thread, so who gives a shit :slight_smile:

Because there is no other way to point out the protestors laughable hypocrisy regarding doxxing… I am getting a bit of a chuckle out of your bumbling passive aggressive attempts to attack me in the chuckle thread though :slight_smile:

Nothing passive aggressive about it … I’ve been direct… Also attempted to put it to bed as you have as well … have a good one

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What’s the difference between Joe Biden and Donald Trump?

When Joe Biden speaks, you wonder if he’s had a stroke.
When Donald Trump speaks, you wonder if you’ve had a stroke.

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What’s the most progressive thing about Joe Biden?

His dementia
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While meeting with leaders of the Native American tribes, Donald Trump overheard them speaking to each other about “Walking Eagle.”

Trump pulled one of the leaders aside and asked who “Walking Eagle” was.

“Oh,” said the elder, “that’s our name for Joe Biden.”

Trump scowled. “Why does HE get to have such an interesting nickname? What did he do to deserve Walking Eagle?”

The elder chuckled. “We give names that speak to the truth of people, some more fanciful than others. You know politicians, right? Biden is Walking Eagle because sometimes he is too full of shit to fly!”

“Oh, I get it. You people are so wise. The wisest. Thank you for sharing this with me.”

“No problem, Orange Fat Dipshit.”
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How does Donald Trump change a lightbulb?

He holds the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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What does Melania Trump see in Donald Trump?

“Twenty billion dollars and high cholesterol!”

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Joe Biden is a Jack of all trades

Apparently he has his fingers in many pies.
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Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?

Because he can’t sniff their hair.
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I’m Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.

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It makes me laugh they apparently support the people they then had to defend their property against.

https://www.kmov.com/news/mccloskeys-say-they-support-blm-and-fight-for-civil-rights-but-were-victim-of-a/article_a0e263a6-bba7-11ea-810c-1f8dc2032ec7.html

Well I support the original concept that blacks need fair treatment from cops. I think everyone does.

I do, however, think black-on-black crime far overshadows any issue with the police. It’s what? About 9 or 10 questionable deaths per year? That’s 9 or 10 too many, yes. But statistically noise compared to the thousands killed by criminals. This is like focusing on a a broken finger when you have a gaping hole in your abdomen. Start with the worst problem first.

I also think the BLM movement has been completely hijacked. You go to the BLM website and you can see any money goes to “Act Blue”, which is just the DNCs slush fund (and they dole out money to activists as they see fit).

And the movement is full of Marxists (and by the way, Marx was a terrific racist against blacks — go read his letters where he mocks people as “n—-gers”) and people who are more than willing to use blacks as cannon fodder for radical social change.

Not a good

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Back to the topic at hand:

How can you tell an engineer is outgoing?

They look at the other person’s shoes.

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We had to go to a BD bootcamp for work and one of the points they emphasized was WEAR NICE SHOES when going to industry events. Why? Because engineers notoriously look look down at your shoes instead of looking you in your eye haha.

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