Just read a comment on Facebook where dude claims to be a biologist. His profile says he’s a software developer. Wtf is wrong with people.
Alright Zep, games up, what’d you do with dt79??
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Lying for the poosay
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Better than the Cosby method I suppose.
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High school kids complaining about the stress of school (which hasn’t started yet) on social media. This makes me chuckle.
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Wtf, soldiers don’t need to be average Joe strong?
And what kinda 2 mile time are we talking about here? I heard a 6:30 mile is average, so add another 30 seconds or so for the second mile to make it about 13:30 for 2 miles?
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He is suffering from a mental condition. His anxiety over this is manifesting as lies through social media.
This is my professional opinion as a psychiatrist specialising social media and social disorders of the pants on fire kind. Look us up.
Your resume is impressive…
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Hilarious.
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Imagine the police brutality suit.
“Officer can you explain how you managed to split the protester in twain with your baton?”
“Good technique I guess.”
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“I had a straight baton. Then he pissed me off. Soon after, I no longer had a straight baton”
Am I the only one who thinks it is quite possible that picture was photoshopped?
When I piss my better half off and she gives me the silent treatment. As a father, this means I get an evening of just quiet which is about the best thing in the world after cackling madness and things getting thrown around all evening.
Also, the Scrubs effect.
Man, shooting requirements in the Army are FAR less strict than in the Marines, and the only time I didn’t qualify expert was boot camp - my first time holding/shooting a rifle - where I got sharpshooter. Scoring the lowest marks in the Army must take actual effort. By the time I got to my platoon, if you scored marksman, a.k.a. the ‘pizza box’:
You had to buy everyone in your squad pizza that night. Also, considering your nephew just joined, I’m assuming he was shooting with at a4 and an ACOG, no? My platoon was one of the last to train with A2’s and iron sights. 500 yards with an iron sight is where stuff gets fun.
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So, funny story.
My platoon was practicing riot control in a mock town (an empty ‘village’ full of different sized buildings where we could simulate riots or combat scenarios), and a couple of buddies and I stayed up real late drinking, like stopping 2 hours before formation late. I was hammered still, forgot to wear socks or boot blouses, didn’t have a shirt on under my cammy top and hadn’t shaved. In short, a total shitbag Marine that day. So we’re setting up in the riot formation, and I’m totally uncoordinated, and my corporal decides it’s best if I’m the grenadier. Not frag grenades, mind you, but stinger ball grenades, that shoot out a good amount of rubber pellets at a really high velocity and fuck up everyone and everything in their path. I was told that in a riot, you’re not gonna throw BEHIND the crowd, rather right in front of the riot shields, which combined with the riot gear on our legs would protect us, and would drive back the nearest protestors. So me being still drunk and thinking it was funny (plus having like 20 stinger ball grenades in the threads on my flak jacket), I decided to give my friends in the front row a scare and started giving the grenades SERIOUS backspin. I thought it might just scare them, but one rolled so far back it went between my friends leg and half of the riot formation just COLLAPSED as soon as the grenade went off. People showed me bleeding welts for the rest of the day, and that night I got my ass kicked for like 5 minutes by half of the squad. Then we all went out and drank again.
Long story short, I was an asshole and you never, ever, ever want to riot, because you’ll be an unhappy person long before you actually make it to the batons.
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Ha, whaaaaat! It’s on the internet, it is obviously true, punny. “Officer Trenbolone, what did that bust involve last week at the gym?” “Steroi…heroi…uh, weed, sir, just weed.”
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I’m not sure. That’s what new USMC recruits use as far as I know, but I don’t know about the Army.
Absolutely. That’s what we used in '04. Prone at 500 yards was a lot of fun. I always liked the 3 position (2 positions?) rapid fire at 200 too.
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