If i’m going to go out, that ain’t a bad way to go out…
I thought death by Snu-Snu was like, ideal.
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If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have £49.00 today.
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have £33.00 today.
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have £0.00 today.
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Northern Rock three years ago, you would have £0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago at Tesco, drank all the beer, then taken the aluminium cans to the scrap metal dealer, you would have received a £214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
A recent study found that the average Briton walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Britons drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be British. 
There’s logic there…somewhere
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I’ve been doing it wrong! I actually pay extra for recycling service.
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Featuring a T-Nation poster!!! (upper right corner character):
(will make you laugh, not just chuckle!)
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I have to say I’m quite curious about this self-mockery trend:
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Makes total sense if all you are trying to get is viewers to bring in ad revenue.
so CNN is doing it for the lulz then? Yea, they’re a serious news organization
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Don’t bring this up on Twitter, you obviously hate women and children if you think Greta being on a COVID panel makes no sense.
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If I ever become a billionaire conservative activist media tycoon, I’m buying CNN and making absolutely no changes.
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Jeff Bezos is trending on Twitter because apparently he is set to be the first trillionaire (he’s only like $800B short…) and the vast majority of it is hatred towards his success. Meanwhile there are 112M prime members in the US. I hate people so much.
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Solid argument - you clearly are following the science.
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All those who hate better only shop at locally owned small businesses and avoid chain restaurants. I applaud the guy for cornering a huge market. Also, a large portion of his company’s revenue now comes from the Amazon Web Services platform (which is excellent).
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I always follow the science because I’m not a misogynist.
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The hypocrisy is hilarious. You know all of the people mad at Bezos use Amazon or one of the other organizations he owns and, if they don’t, you know they use some other enormous corporation like Target or Walmart without bating an eye.
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I don’t understand how a human can get mad at another human for being successful. I am guessing most of the hate stems from jealousy or a perceived lack of philanthropy on Bezos’ part (which I don’t believe is true - he give generously from what I have read in the past).
I am hearing chants of “Proletarians of all countries, unite!”…because that experiment worked so well.
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Easy. Another human has conditioned the human to assume that the wealth was acquired by exploiting the working class, not a series of mutually beneficial, voluntary transactions.
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I definitely think it’s jealousy for the most part.
It’s the same jealousy you see in fitness. A lot of people only see the end result and struggle to contemplate the effort required to reach that result. How many people see a jacked dude and scream STEROIDS when it’s really 5+ house of lifting a week for years plus strict adherence to diet and recovery?
I bet if you posted that link on social media, particularity Twitter, a significant number of replies would be something along the lines of, “$10B is only 10% of his net worth that’s nothing. He still has $140B…”
People are fucking dumb.
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This sums it up quite nicely.
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