Things That Grind Your Gears

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]furo wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:
Tolkien
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Why csulli, why?!
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Because the sonofabitch was infatuated with elves and halflings. Elves are hyper-effeminate and make extensive use of cowardly magic and bows. Hobbits are exceedingly weak and pathetic and make extensive use of cowardly stealth and trickery.

He even makes stupid hobbits like the focal point of the stories and main heroes somehow. The appeals to weak little children who want to feel like they can be important to by making use of weak cowardly tactics despite the fact that they would really be almost totally useless.

Fine, whatever. It didn’t appeal to me though. He made dwarves a laughing stock. They were like fucking comic relief the whole goddamn time. Dwarves! The guys who are strong and tough and heavily built and so stout and barrel chested as to be almost as broad as they are tall. Who grow epic beards even the most manly man couldn’t hope to match. I mean they’re almost literally powerlifters.

Who make the best and strongest beer and can out drink an entire village of a lesser race. Who wield the weapons of a true warrior, massive axes and hammers! Who have a grim, stoic demeanor and aren’t afraid of a good doom and never forget a grudge.

But no Tolkien preferred to portray them as inferior to the Elven Abercrombie and Fitch boys for whom he had a massive hard-on.[/quote]

Him and CS Lewis pretty much invented the Fantasy genre themselves. I understand why you see it the way you do.

Now I am going to go all PWI on y’all. There is actually a biblical reference to all Tolkein and CS Lewis’ books. The whole fantasy genre was invented as a tool to bring people to Christ. Good vs Evil, the weak beating the strong, the elves were actually Angel like characters. [/quote]
CS Lewis is quite biblical/Christian, especially “The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.”

However, I wouldn’t say that Tolkien follows a Biblical or Christian mythology very closely. You can definitely draw analogies but the problem is that while there are many analogies they aren’t consistent as far as which Tolkien character/race is analogous to what in the Bible and also none of them are particularly complex and convincing. The most common and obvious analogy is probably Aragorn as the returning king. But that would mean that Aragorn is analogous to Christ and there really just isn’t much else in common between the two. The more reasonable explanation is that Aragorn was a king in exile reclaiming his throne.

This isn’t to say that Tolkien doesn’t have an obvious spiritual overtone or that there isn’t an obvious weak overcoming strong and good vs. evil. Those are quite pronounced but they don’t really point to Christianity and the Bible in specific. If you read “The Silmarillion” you get more of the sense of Tolkien’s mythology and world creation. Here Manwe can be seen as the Christ figure. However, once again the story is so complicated with so many gods, demi-gods, demi-demi-gods, elder races, younger races, etc. that any minor similarities to the Bible and Christianity are not likely part of a larger overarching analogy.

If Tolkien is really trying to make a Biblical analogy, the biggest inconsistency comes down to understanding which characters and people represent mankind. Obviously there are humans, but it almost seems that the hobbits are the people and the people are something else.

Whiny people. I hate them. All they do is complain and nag. Oh! And irony! Don’t get me started about fucking irony! It grinds my gears the most. I hate it!

[quote]Carnage wrote:
Whiny people. I hate them. All they do is complain and nag. Oh! And irony! Don’t get me started about fucking irony! It grinds my gears the most. I hate it![/quote]

[quote]IFlashBack wrote:

  1. People who slip the existence of God into every conversation.

  2. People who slip the lack of existence of God into every conversation.

  3. People who aren’t punctual. I’d rather you just say that you’re going to be late than tell me you’re going to be on time and always be late.

  4. As an extension of 3), people who don’t respect my (and other people’s) time. Has anyone else had the situation where you get a message saying to meet up “in 5” but they only show up like 20 minutes later? It’s like saying, “I’d rather you wait for me than me wait for you”.

  5. People who have a strong opinion on everything. Miley, Syria, Oil, God, Kony 2012, Global Warming, Haiti, Obesity, Cancer… everything.

  6. People who are always talking about the importance of family. In my experience those are the kinds that will ask stuff from you and expect it done for them because hey, we’re family. Most people already know the importance, and don’t need it reinforced.

  7. People who bail on plans made.

  8. People who use their old age as an excuse to not be compatible with the world around them.

  9. Spoiled children. I’m sitting here typing this on my computer that my parents bought me, after sleeping till 2pm on a Wednesday. If I think you’re spoiled, you have a problem.

  10. Parents who can’t lay down the rules. I recently came across this couple with 2 children who literally let the children walk all over them.

  11. Lack of positivity in general. There’s no need to be so negative about things. That’s kind of the common denominator of all the other points listed above.[/quote]

Love this list

Those fucking fat people in the supermarkets riding those scooters meant for the elderly and handicapped whilst their fat folds emit a stench of pungent blue cheese and sweat in a 5 foot radius. There’s legit handicapped people who would do anything for a pair of functioning legs and these fucking hamplanets stuff grub down their gullet until they become so fucking useless that they can’t even walk.

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:
People that think they can defeat packs of animals in battle.[/quote]

ha! Good one.

For me the list of things would be long as I’m a lot like Larry from Curb Your Enthusiasm but one I’ll say now is the goddamned mother fucking word “awesome”… it’s a zombie word that was supposed to have died in the late 80s but it’s back and it’s fucking stupid.

I also hate the people that use “super” as a modifier for everything.[/quote]

Sorry, I find myself using awesome to much, must be my limited vocabulary. Or were you proving a point?

[quote]ishinator wrote:
Those fucking fat people in the supermarkets riding those scooters meant for the elderly and handicapped whilst their fat folds emit a stench of pungent blue cheese and sweat in a 5 foot radius. There’s legit handicapped people who would do anything for a pair of functioning legs and these fucking hamplanets stuff grub down their gullet until they become so fucking useless that they can’t even walk. [/quote]

FUCKING WOW

[quote]ishinator wrote:
Those fucking fat people in the supermarkets riding those scooters meant for the elderly and handicapped whilst their fat folds emit a stench of pungent blue cheese and sweat in a 5 foot radius. There’s legit handicapped people who would do anything for a pair of functioning legs and these fucking hamplanets stuff grub down their gullet until they become so fucking useless that they can’t even walk. [/quote]

What is annoying is a lot of them probably could walk and they REALLY REALLY should walk, its just they’re too lazy too.

[quote]Madtytecurls wrote:

[quote]ishinator wrote:
Those fucking fat people in the supermarkets riding those scooters meant for the elderly and handicapped whilst their fat folds emit a stench of pungent blue cheese and sweat in a 5 foot radius. There’s legit handicapped people who would do anything for a pair of functioning legs and these fucking hamplanets stuff grub down their gullet until they become so fucking useless that they can’t even walk. [/quote]

What is annoying is a lot of them probably could walk and they REALLY REALLY should walk, its just they’re too lazy too.[/quote]

Lazy, undisciplined, unmotivated, gluttonous beings with no self control. Their appearances are physical manifestations of the ugliest attributes a human can possess.

The fucking town of Zozo in FFIII (snes). You gotta walk up all these godamn steps in this never ending fucking tower with fights every 6 seconds.

And that stay up all night and get lucky song.
Actually every song on that “hit” radio station they play at my gym. Every song is about fucking.

Fucking fucking fucking fuCKING. Douchebag dudes fucking skanky women. I just don’t want to hear about it. OKAY!!!??
Stupid lovemaking.

Someone should write a song about the beautiful act of masturbation.

Mmmm masturbation.

And when people put V’s beside a triple word score in scrabble so NOBODY gets to use it. Actually, I just hate the letter V in general. If there was a two letter word with V I would have no problem with it at all. But NoOooOooO.

But really, the town of zozo is the main thing, fucking awful.

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
The fucking town of Zozo in FFIII (snes). You gotta walk up all these godamn steps in this never ending fucking tower with fights every 6 seconds.

And that stay up all night and get lucky song.
Actually every song on that “hit” radio station they play at my gym. Every song is about fucking.

Fucking fucking fucking fuCKING. Douchebag dudes fucking skanky women. I just don’t want to hear about it. OKAY!!!??
Stupid lovemaking.

Someone should write a song about the beautiful act of masturbation.

Mmmm masturbation.

And when people put V’s beside a triple word score in scrabble so NOBODY gets to use it. Actually, I just hate the letter V in general. If there was a two letter word with V I would have no problem with it at all. But NoOooOooO.

But really, the town of zozo is the main thing, fucking awful. [/quote]

IV

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
The fucking town of Zozo in FFIII (snes). You gotta walk up all these godamn steps in this never ending fucking tower with fights every 6 seconds.

And that stay up all night and get lucky song.
Actually every song on that “hit” radio station they play at my gym. Every song is about fucking.

Fucking fucking fucking fuCKING. Douchebag dudes fucking skanky women. I just don’t want to hear about it. OKAY!!!??
Stupid lovemaking.

Someone should write a song about the beautiful act of masturbation.

Mmmm masturbation.

And when people put V’s beside a triple word score in scrabble so NOBODY gets to use it. Actually, I just hate the letter V in general. If there was a two letter word with V I would have no problem with it at all. But NoOooOooO.

But really, the town of zozo is the main thing, fucking awful. [/quote]

IV[/quote]

FOR SNES IT’S CALLED III

:stuck_out_tongue:

People who do not use the air freshener after taking a shit in my house. If you have the need to destroy my bathroom at least do me the favor and make it feel like I am walking through a fresh meadow on a rainy day or sitting in front of a christmas tree while you do it. How fucking hard is that?

I asked a friend one day why he refuses to spray it and he said it makes it obvious what he just did in the bathroom…um pretty sure the shit smell already gave it away buddy. Another friend tried to give me the whole “aerosol cans are responsible for global warming” bullshit. The ozone will forgive me for not wanting my house to smell like the sewage treatment facility. Fuck.

[quote]Spock81 wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
The fucking town of Zozo in FFIII (snes). You gotta walk up all these godamn steps in this never ending fucking tower with fights every 6 seconds.

And that stay up all night and get lucky song.
Actually every song on that “hit” radio station they play at my gym. Every song is about fucking.

Fucking fucking fucking fuCKING. Douchebag dudes fucking skanky women. I just don’t want to hear about it. OKAY!!!??
Stupid lovemaking.

Someone should write a song about the beautiful act of masturbation.

Mmmm masturbation.

And when people put V’s beside a triple word score in scrabble so NOBODY gets to use it. Actually, I just hate the letter V in general. If there was a two letter word with V I would have no problem with it at all. But NoOooOooO.

But really, the town of zozo is the main thing, fucking awful. [/quote]

IV[/quote]

FOR SNES IT’S CALLED III

:P[/quote]

VI?

[quote]ishinator wrote:
Those fucking fat people in the supermarkets riding those scooters meant for the elderly and handicapped whilst their fat folds emit a stench of pungent blue cheese and sweat in a 5 foot radius. There’s legit handicapped people who would do anything for a pair of functioning legs and these fucking hamplanets stuff grub down their gullet until they become so fucking useless that they can’t even walk. [/quote]
I worked at Costco and there was this soccer mom who was completely healthy who did this. She didn’t appear overweight and I know that she didn’t have any medical history when one time the scooter ran out of juice, she got up, and walked off. She left her groceries and everything. That really rustled my jimmies. Heres my list:

-Loud people
-Effeminate men
-Weak-willed people
-Overly aggressive people
-Passively aggressive people
-Men who compensate
-People with victim complex
-Overly homophobic people
-Overly racist people

For Spock

[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
-Loud people
-Effeminate men
-Weak-willed people
-Overly aggressive people
-Passively aggressive people
-Men who compensate
-People with victim complex
-Overly homophobic people
-Overly racist people[/quote]

Overly racist?

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
-Loud people
-Effeminate men
-Weak-willed people
-Overly aggressive people
-Passively aggressive people
-Men who compensate
-People with victim complex
-Overly homophobic people
-Overly racist people[/quote]

Overly racist?
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Regular racist are fine,it’s the hoods and shit that throw him. Hence the name.

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
-Loud people
-Effeminate men
-Weak-willed people
-Overly aggressive people
-Passively aggressive people
-Men who compensate
-People with victim complex
-Overly homophobic people
-Overly racist people[/quote]

Overly racist?
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Louis CK Joke = Okay

David Duke rant = Not Okay

love the guy complaining about teenagers making out in public

WHO GIVES A SHIT LOL