[quote]Madtytecurls wrote:
Also I hate people who are fussy-pants bitches about eating vegetables. Grow the fuck up and learn that eating a balanced diet is how you take care of yourself and part of what it means to be an adult. Taking a multi-vitamin won’t make up for the lack of fiber and anti-oxidants in your diet if you neglect vegetables.[/quote]
I like vegetables. I think they taste great. In fact I think everything tastes great. I haven’t met a food I wouldn’t eat with a smile on my face. I just don’t get what they’re good for. They’re nutritionally barren and seem like a waste of time. Maybe I need them for anti-oxidants. I’ll just find the most efficient way to get those. Blueberries or something probably. Fiber is totally useless if you ask me though. It is literally just indigestible garbage. As long as you can successfully execute a shit, I don’t see any need to seek out fiber lol.
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What about shitting longevity? Executing a shit at 25 years old is one thing. Executing a shit in such manner that you will still be able to execute shits half a century from now is another thing.
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I cant remember the German source but the gist was that “fucking is really overrated, whereas shitting was seriously underrated”.
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Awesome quote, but unfortunate that it interrupted my sequence-dependent attempt at humor.
[quote]Madtytecurls wrote:
Also I hate people who are fussy-pants bitches about eating vegetables. Grow the fuck up and learn that eating a balanced diet is how you take care of yourself and part of what it means to be an adult. Taking a multi-vitamin won’t make up for the lack of fiber and anti-oxidants in your diet if you neglect vegetables.[/quote]
I like vegetables. I think they taste great. In fact I think everything tastes great. I haven’t met a food I wouldn’t eat with a smile on my face. I just don’t get what they’re good for. They’re nutritionally barren and seem like a waste of time. Maybe I need them for anti-oxidants. I’ll just find the most efficient way to get those. Blueberries or something probably. Fiber is totally useless if you ask me though. It is literally just indigestible garbage. As long as you can successfully execute a shit, I don’t see any need to seek out fiber lol.
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What about shitting longevity? Executing a shit at 25 years old is one thing. Executing a shit in such manner that you will still be able to execute shits half a century from now is another thing.
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I cant remember the German source but the gist was that “fucking is really overrated, whereas shitting was seriously underrated”.
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Awesome quote, but unfortunate that it interrupted my sequence-dependent attempt at humor.
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I live in an area where the vast majority of people who have bumper stickers disagree with my political opinions. This is in fact sort of good. It means all the people that drive like assholes route for the wrong asshole, so I feel doubly justified in not liking their choices in life, like driving that way, and voting for douches…
[quote]theBeth wrote:
Sociopathic men.
male thought processes
menstration
female emotions.
having to move back in with family
lack of sexual intercourse.
the goddamn dentist.
bad drivers.
70 yo men at the gym who try to proposition me.
I’m pms-ing. EVERYTHING is pissing me off.
dudes who promise me a log cabin and a Fresian and then take it back.[/quote]
I feel like I need to go into witness protection…
people who complain all the time. Life isn’t that hard as they make it seem
*not a reference to this thread
-mindless reddit/4chan groupthinkers
-people in their 20’s that think they’re awesome because they make $50k a year and go to Chicago to get drunk 3x a year
-fitness/health minded people who go completely by emotions rather than fact and hard work
-texting while I’m talking, usually happens immediately once they’re done complaining and I start talking about myself
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
People that think they can defeat packs of animals in battle.[/quote]
ha! Good one.
For me the list of things would be long as I’m a lot like Larry from Curb Your Enthusiasm but one I’ll say now is the goddamned mother fucking word “awesome”… it’s a zombie word that was supposed to have died in the late 80s but it’s back and it’s fucking stupid.
I also hate the people that use “super” as a modifier for everything.
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
Him and CS Lewis pretty much invented the Fantasy genre themselves. I understand why you see it the way you do.
Now I am going to go all PWI on y’all. There is actually a biblical reference to all Tolkein and CS Lewis’ books. The whole fantasy genre was invented as a tool to bring people to Christ. Good vs Evil, the weak beating the strong, the elves were actually Angel like characters. [/quote]
You know I was probably too hard on Tolkien before. There are a lot of things about his work that I really like as well. Tolkien, much like myself, was virtually obsessed with what is called “the ideal of northern courage”. He was heavily influenced by Viking mythology and culture. Northern courage is a bit nebulous to explain in a few short sentences, but it’s along the lines of giving everything you have to a fight even when you know it’s completely hopeless or even pointless to do so.
Perhaps the epitome of this is in the Viking’s telling of Ragnarok. It is said that the events of Ragnarok were foretold to the Norse Gods by the Fates. They knew for certain everything that would happen in the battle. In particular, Thor knew that he was destined to be slain by Jormungandr, the World Serpent. It was destined, and he literally knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that it was a sure thing the World Serpent would kill him at Ragnarok.
Then it is told that during the battle, Thor doesn’t try to avoid the serpent and his death, but instead seeks out Jormungandr as fast as he can. He fights savagely and smashes the serpent to death with his hammer, killing it. However the World Serpent’s venom is inescapable, and Thor knows he doesn’t have long before the poison kills him. But even then he staggers onwards towards the closest enemy to try and keep fighting. It is written that he managed to take nine steps more before falling dead.
So I can appreciate Tolkien for liking shit like that.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Folks who can’t smoothly shift a manual transmission.
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[quote]undo redo wrote:
Only if you lend them your vehicle.
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[quote]pushharder wrote:
I’m disappointed that folks didn’t get my earlier post. In fact, it grinds my gears.
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What is this “didn’t get” of which you speak?
People that don’t put on their blinker when they turn.
People that stay in the middle of the lane when they are going to turn right rather than move over towards the curb so the people behind them don’t have to slow down.
People who talk on their cell phones when ordering something from a customer service counter.
Medicaid participants who don’t pay for their prescriptions because they either a) can’t afford it (said while smoking a cigarette at the drive-through; note that most of these prescriptions cost between $1.15 and $3.15) or b) “don’t have to” (note that they are “supposed to,” but no one ever follows up on it).
Some people act offended and say, “Oh, I never pay” when told the price.
What a surprise it is, to find that these dipshits get prescribed painkillers, benzos and Suboxone at a SIGNIFICANTLY higher rate than what one sees in other groups.
Disneyland and anything affiliated with that ( I live in California)
-Little wayne
-Latin music
-Reggaeton
-Macklemore
-non huge personal trainers
-people who “love biology” yet have never taken 1st year of college biology
[quote]anonym wrote:
Medicaid participants who don’t pay for their prescriptions because they either a) can’t afford it (said while smoking a cigarette at the drive-through; note that most of these prescriptions cost between $1.15 and $3.15) or b) “don’t have to” (note that they are “supposed to,” but no one ever follows up on it).
Some people act offended and say, “Oh, I never pay” when told the price.
What a surprise it is, to find that these dipshits get prescribed painkillers, benzos and Suboxone at a SIGNIFICANTLY higher rate than what one sees in other groups.[/quote]
LOL thats tough. I heard back in the 90s people used abuse OTC drugs and act shady. It must be interesting to work in a pharmacy
People who slip the existence of God into every conversation.
People who slip the lack of existence of God into every conversation.
People who aren’t punctual. I’d rather you just say that you’re going to be late than tell me you’re going to be on time and always be late.
As an extension of 3), people who don’t respect my (and other people’s) time. Has anyone else had the situation where you get a message saying to meet up “in 5” but they only show up like 20 minutes later? It’s like saying, “I’d rather you wait for me than me wait for you”.
People who have a strong opinion on everything. Miley, Syria, Oil, God, Kony 2012, Global Warming, Haiti, Obesity, Cancer… everything.
People who are always talking about the importance of family. In my experience those are the kinds that will ask stuff from you and expect it done for them because hey, we’re family. Most people already know the importance, and don’t need it reinforced.
People who bail on plans made.
People who use their old age as an excuse to not be compatible with the world around them.
Spoiled children. I’m sitting here typing this on my computer that my parents bought me, after sleeping till 2pm on a Wednesday. If I think you’re spoiled, you have a problem.
Parents who can’t lay down the rules. I recently came across this couple with 2 children who literally let the children walk all over them.
Lack of positivity in general. There’s no need to be so negative about things. That’s kind of the common denominator of all the other points listed above.[/quote]
Totally agree with 10)…It reminds me of that nauseating car commercial where the brat kid is peeling off his clothes then throwing them out the side window and his spineless mom just says “honey, now don’t do that.”
People who accuse everyone who is physically stronger or bigger than they are of using steroids.
People who bash the bench press. Is it a little overrated? Yeah, maybe but I enjoy it so fuck off.
The quarter squatters at the gym whose depth increasingly becomes more shallow as they add more weight to the barbell.
People whose diet consist only of processed meat and sugar. Grow the fuck up and eat real food like a proper human being.
Women who refuse to lift weights since they think it will get them “too big.”
Fat people who go to the gym and do mostly ab work thinking that it is going to shrink their mid-section.
People at the gym who do cheat prone grip bicep curls at the gym and call it a “powerclean”.
People who read books or do schoolwork while on exercise equipment at the lowest setting.
People who justify their shitty, lazy exercise routines as being “better than nothing.” Better than nothing doesn’t mean good enough.
People who spend 90 percent of their free time on Facebook.
People who choose the cheapest character in a fighting game like Noob Saibot from Mortal Kombat and spam all of his cheapest moves.
Foul mouthed little kids who play Halo 4 and Call of Duty and their parents for letting them play those games.
World of Warcraft addicts. Get a fucking life.
Alcoholics who are trying to lose weight but not making any effort to reduce their alcohol consumption.
Doctor Who. The show sucks and its been around for way too long, cancel the shit already.
People who say female celebrities like Megan Fox, Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell, etc… “aren’t that hot” yet chances are they’re hotter than anyone they will ever date.
People who have an attitude when you ask for a spot. Spotting at the gym is just good gym etiquette, if you don’t like it work out in your own fucking gym.
Massive big box gyms that only have 1-2 squat racks
Cell phone games. They suck and controlling a game with a touch screen will never be as good as using a controller.
People who can’t handle spicy food. Grow some balls you fucking pussies.
Men who don’t like the taste of beer and only drink girly mixed drinks…fags.
‘Ect’ - Instead of Etc
‘Definately/Defiantly’ - Instead of Definitely
‘We’re’ - Instead of We’ll
‘There/their’ - used incorrectly. Also now used in place of ‘They’ll’ (!)
‘R’ - used instead of ‘I’ll’
The list goes on, I’m sure there are plenty I’ve left out.
