I am possibly guilty of wearing a tank top in 40 degree weather. But I am Canadian…
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That explains a few things…
It really does.
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A 20-year old guy at my old gym would routinely wear these shiny colorful ski goggles and gloves while attempting to do weighted pull-ups with that chain around his torso. The gloves I can understand for grip purposes, but the goggles? He couldn’t even get a half ROM pull up.
I don’t see Birkenstocks on those broccoli heads.
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But I want to wear my slides and I don’t want them to smell! Socks are the tool for the job (I’m the tool that wears them)
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I have accepted that this is a me problem. My kids have informed me that I am just a dork. You, sir, are apparently the cool one.
Well now someone just needs to tell my wife and kids
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want my kids to chime in for you? Not sure how much credibility you get from two teenage boys though. 
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Okay great, being pregnant is tiring work I hear, but I’m talking about the women and so called men who are going about their day to day business looking like slobs in a shower bonnet, pajamas and locker room shoes that are cleaner than their hoodie (probably from the shower). I wonder if any of these people have ever had to get dressed for work?
I do live in Arkansas, which is top 5 in both fattest and poorest (3rd and 4th respectively), so when I see this I can safely assume an acute and well rounded lack of motivation.
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There used to be a guy at my gym who would walk in wearing a bathrobe over his gym shorts and t shirt, put it in a locker, workout, take a shower, then wear it out the door.
I’m still not sure if he was lazy or a genius.
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I had no idea Birkenstocks were still a thing.
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As someone who used to ski 2-3 times a week I can honestly say that ski goggles have one purpose, which has nothing to do with weighted pull ups. Unless of course you have somehow slipped off the chair lift and you are hanging on for dear life.
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I have to be honest, when I think of Arkansas I usually think of Fouke and the Legend of Boggy Creek.
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I would say definitely a genius. Like Laszlo in the movie Real Genius.
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Drive west one state. There’s several Berk stores. It’s part of the granola eating uniform.
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They are my footwear of choice. Lol
I do enjoy granola as well…
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Unfortunately… Some asshole started wearing them to the gym and the Lemmings followed suit. Like they’re made on an assembly line… broccoli hair, pajamas, white socks and Birkenstocks and cellphones
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This is appropriate