Things That Dont Make You Look Hardcore

Would black socks make it better?

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No. Its the ultimate in cringe trends.

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Fair enough. You win this time.

I’m not from here but a quick Google search brought me something that reminds me of Momo. Perhaps they are cousins. Maybe @marine77 knows who that is.

Pics ??

If he could only do a half pull, that probably explains the goggles.

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Google “Momo the Missouri monster”

Been to Louisiana , Missouri quite a few times. River town. Never saw a hairy slob lumbering around though.

Haha you sure about that? I lived in Troy for a couple years at Harley Race’s Wrestling Academy and I saw plenty of hairy slobs. Although, to be fair to the community of Troy, wrestling attracts a lot of hairy slobs.

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Exactly.

No shit?? That’s awesome.

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Dress socks only.

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My first thought was “Grandpa!”

My second thought was “that leg, tho.”

And then I came to “not grandpa.”

Hardcore.

Edit: hardcore enough. He could work on the calves.

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Im getting a pair

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Pics or it didn’t happen.

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…And weak because they’re weak! Based on you’re description they might as well all be gay. That said, I’ve nothing against gay people.

It may have been said already, but kipping pullups have to be on this list. Haven’t seen them in real life in a while, but it’s NEW YEARS so new people in the gym today.

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If “hardcore” means that other lifters see your dress and attitude and decide to avoid you, the dress sock things might work for you. So might wearing Leiderhosen, a sleep mask, or clothing you wear professionally, if you are a butcher or chimney sweep.

OTOH, I was once at a gym while on vacation in a foreign country (paying the drop in rate). Some woman came by and did a full heavy free weight workout - wearing only skimpy lingerie. Never seen that in Canada.

Where was this?

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