Things That Aren't Old?

Due to the recent disturbence in the force over parody threads, I would like to invite the masters of the forums (the crybabies not the Mods) to help me to be a better forum participant. I will list several long running gags and themes and one of the enlightened ones can tell me if thats still cool, or if I should stop doing it.

#1 Fixing Posts

#2 Making fun of whatever the new class is and class of 09ers

#3 making overt sexual comments to other male members of the forums indicating gayness.

#4 using over the top profanity when it’s completely not warrented.

#5 Posting pictures or videos of something relevant, but done mostly for the lulz

#6 Posting pictures of half naked womene whenever and wherever

#7 demanding POIDNH

#8 cybering with DebD and Karma simultaneously via PM (what you all haven’t been doing this?)

#9 Posting cat pics

#10 getting into a debate over pancakes vs waffles

#11 requesting pictures be posted with a shoe for proper body composition assesments

#12 whenever someone says they ate a bananna or are going to eat a bananna, remind them that .9 bananna is technically more anabolic.

I’m sure I’ll have some more but can you masters of the forum please get started on these. I want to make sure I live up to your expectations.

V

[quote]Vegita wrote:
crybabies[/quote]

lol

[quote]Vegita wrote:

#8 cybering with SteelyD via PM (what you all haven’t been doing this?)
[/quote]

Blabbermouth.

Why is it that the masters of the forum are all (gay) dudes that have join dates from last Thursday?

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:
crybabies[/quote]

lol[/quote]

If you can’t beat em join em eh?

V

Your doing fine my son…Peace be with you. Tittie pics never get old…ever.

What is %99.9 of the poulation anyway.

It’s not about parody. It’s about BAD parody.

You cunts just suck at being funny.

All those things are not only allowed, but mandatory.

I have spoken.

[quote]Vicomte wrote:
I have spoken.[/quote]

WORDS OF THE DEAD! HEED 'DEM!

I hear ghey hats are out, and now it’s in to say “I’ll just keep deadlifting” to everything.

#7 is always prudent, but not quite AS prudent as #6. #12 is only necessary when speaking to someone who is unsure, but it is as funny always as #4. #1 is an art when used with anyone not grouped into #2. Those who are grouped into #2 should always follow #11, #7, #6 (which should be a requirement when starting an “I need advice” thread in either SAMA or GAL which should warrant several #5’s, #4’s, and #3’s from several people not grouped into #2). #10 deserves an sticky. And I’ll see your #8 and raise a #7.

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:
crybabies[/quote]

lol[/quote]

If you can’t beat em off, join in eh?

V[/quote]

Fixed.

[quote]polo77j wrote:
I am a fag.[/quote]

It’s still funny.

[quote]Vegita wrote:
#10 getting into a debate over pancakes vs waffles
[/quote]

What’s to debate? With multiple succulent and artful flavor-catching squares littered all about the surface of a waffle, it clearly wins over the soft, flaccid mass that is a pancake.

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:
I am a fag.[/quote]

It’s still funny and I’m a huge deceased douche.[/quote]

yes it is … I never said it wasn’t … I said it was an art when …

[quote]SSC wrote:
…flaccid mass…[/quote]

The only thing I’m concerned with is whether or not something is ALPHA.

If it is, then fine.

If not, It should be subject to apocalyptic bloodletting, rotting for a bit, and sodomy.

[quote]polo77j wrote:

yes… I said it was a fart hen … [/quote]

wat

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
and sodomy.
[/quote]

Agreed. I’ll handle that.

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

yes… I said it was a fart hen … [/quote]

odd … I always thought I played tennis on the moon[/quote]

So, is it Tube Steak Boogie or Dick Fountain?