What’s to debate? With multiple succulent and artful flavor-catching squares littered all about the surface of a waffle, it clearly wins over the soft, flaccid mass that is a pancake.[/quote]
Very well said. The waffle is like the renaissance man of the breakfast world - multi-talented, completely at home in new situations and circumstances, and almost begging to be doused with knowledge (in the form of gooey, delicious toppings).
The pancake is so uninspired in design and function, and almost laughably prehistoric. In the evolutionary timeline of man it likely appeared shortly after fire was invented, but just before rubbing one’s anus against a tree was found to relieve itching.
What’s to debate? With multiple succulent and artful flavor-catching squares littered all about the surface of a waffle, it clearly wins over the soft, flaccid mass that is a pancake.[/quote]
Very well said. The waffle is like the renaissance man of the breakfast world - multi-talented, completely at home in new situations and circumstances, and almost begging to be doused with knowledge (in the form of gooey, delicious toppings).
The pancake is so uninspired in design and function, and almost laughably prehistoric. In the evolutionary timeline of man it likely appeared shortly after fire was invented, but just before rubbing one’s anus against a tree was found to relieve itching.
Waffles FTW
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Wow pancakes predate anal itch relief, You learn something new everyday. Prepiration H should make it part of thier marketing campaign. Like have a caveman eat a pancake and then go rub his bum on a tree, then have a modern man eat a waffle and then rub some Prep H on his bum.
Man what a child I am, In the UFO thread this guy tells me he doesn’t like arguing over the internet, he says he’ll let me have the last word. Fuck you buddy, I don’t WANT the last word. You now have the last word because you were trying to give it to me, and it wasn’t because you were being nice, it was because you were trying to show superiority over me. Bowing out, taking the high road. Oh you think I don’t know gamesmanship when I see it. Why can’t people just argue back and forth until someone passes out from exhaustion like the old days.
It’s only “old”, “lame”, “played out” and so on if it’s something listed above that you are not the originator of. For instance, I commonly like to offer “slit their fucking throats” as an acceptable solution to one’s problems. It’s getting old and I need to stop because it’s starting to sound lame. But it will officially become lame as shit once others start to continually offer this advice up as well. And I’ll sound just as lame as everyone else if I continue to say it.
Also, ass-to-mouth or it didn’t happen. There are times when this is appropriate, but again, I’m slowly wearing this one’s novelty out as well. But it will officially become a stupid fucking thing to say once everyone else starts saying it at the drop of a hat. A variation of this saying is acceptable; after all it’s just a variation of “Pics and/or video or it didn’t happen”.
Originality is never “old”. If you start biting off of someone else’s style or whatever, that is what is lame and old. Like Ghostface Killa says “I hate muthaphukkin shark niggaz who always be bitin’ shit. I don’t wanna hear no otha niggaz be soundin’ like my shit.” We’re all guilty of it.
And pardoy threads are far, far too old now. If you want to make fun some of the nature of someone’s thread, or you think the thread has turned absurd, then directly address it in that thread. I make fun of people all the time and people make fun of me. So what? Most of these threads are totally ridiculous anyways, so why not just say so in that particular thread rather than take the passive aggressive way out and make some parody thread? Anyways, those are just my own thoughts. Personally, I could give a fuck about any of this shit.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
It’s only “old”, “lame”, “played out” and so on if it’s something listed above that you are not the originator of. For instance, I commonly like to offer “slit their fucking throats” as an acceptable solution to one’s problems. It’s getting old and I need to stop because it’s starting to sound lame. But it will officially become lame as shit once others start to continually offer this advice up as well. And I’ll sound just as lame as everyone else if I continue to say it.
Also, ass-to-mouth or it didn’t happen. There are times when this is appropriate, but again, I’m slowly wearing this one’s novelty out as well. But it will officially become a stupid fucking thing to say once everyone else starts saying it at the drop of a hat. A variation of this saying is acceptable; after all it’s just a variation of “Pics and/or video or it didn’t happen”.
Originality is never “old”. If you start biting off of someone else’s style or whatever, that is what is lame and old. Like Ghostface Killa says “I hate muthaphukkin shark niggaz who always be bitin’ shit. I don’t wanna hear no otha niggaz be soundin’ like my shit.” We’re all guilty of it.
And pardoy threads are far, far too old now. If you want to make fun some of the nature of someone’s thread, or you think the thread has turned absurd, then directly address it in that thread. I make fun of people all the time and people make fun of me. So what? Most of these threads are totally ridiculous anyways, so why not just say so in that particular thread rather than take the passive aggressive way out and make some parody thread? Anyways, those are just my own thoughts. Personally, I could give a fuck about any of this shit.[/quote]
