[quote]byukid wrote:
I’m sick of sassy old people. Why can’t they go back to being depressing and dying?[/quote]
You mean like that one in “Legion”?
lol
I have a 23 year-old coworker and we were talking about movies and I mentioned that new “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” and she said that she didn’t even like the old one.
I said that it was a classic or whatnot and we went back and forth till I realized she meant the Mark Wahlberg one from 2001. FFFFUUUUuuuuu!
Good guy drops weapon.
Good guy scrambles to pick weapon back up.
Reaches out to grab it…
OH NO! Bad guy’s foot informs him that the has gotten there first…somehow without the good guy realising that it was a lost cause when he was inches away.
^^ HA! Good one!
3 more…
Every time two parents are killed by an extremely efficient hit squad, their five year old offspring is hiding in the closet witnessing everything. Hello future assassin!
Every time somebody says “You must forget that we has this conversation”, you are compelled to answer “What conversation?”. Ok is inappropriate and makes you look like a ninny.
Police Sergeant walks into his office
Sergeant: mumble, grumble, something about “too old for this”
Secretary: Morning Sarge!
Sergeant: Morning Annie. Get me a coffee will ya?
Secretary: Sure thing Sarge.
(Walks to the door then remembers something, turns around)
Secretary: Oh, I almost forgot, Officer Dennings called, he said he’s going back undercover and that you Ok’d him to purchase some cars and ammo on our account…
Sergeant: DDDDEENNNNNNNNNIIIINNNGGGGSSSSSSS!!!
…dude, the guy is like, not in the building.
old is anywhere in the alzheimers range.
I hate when the rivals in a movie are alone with guns pointed at each other and decide to have a conversation at gun point. Just shoot the other person while they are talking. That should work, unless it is Face/Off, then you both shoot at each other and the bullets bounce off each other (that may not have happened though).
When people get shot by a cannon ball or bazooka, general rocket launcher thing and the missile/cannon ball carries them away out of the scene instead of exploding them right on the spot.
I think this happens on every single Pirates movie.
Witnesses confronted with the truth who recant their B.S. stories and confess.
Never fucking happens in real life.
I’ve cross examined 1000s of witnesses. Some with videotapes or emails of them doing shit they claim they didn’t do. Every one of them just distracts, yells, asks for a doctor, claims forgeries or whatever, but never ever admits they fucking lied.
The only time it kind of happens is when cops lock up someone in a fucking examination room for 12 hours, browbeat the hell out of them, deprive them of food and water, lie to them — and then it’s usually some retard who confesses to something that didn’t happen.
[quote]Doyle wrote:
I hate it just as much when the bad guys die straight away from almost any bullet wound even though most would take several minutes of agony and screaming to kill you.[/quote]
No shit. Pistols make you bleed, they don’t kill you right off. A shotgun to the gut? Yeah, the guy falls over. Ten 9mm to the gut? Runs around for 2 minutes before he dies.
The fact that “Paulie” from the Rocky franchise has managed to thwart suicide for 6 films…
Just look at the guy…
Manlets
[quote]DeltaOne wrote:
When people get shot by a cannon ball or bazooka, general rocket launcher thing and the missile/cannon ball carries them away out of the scene instead of exploding them right on the spot.
I think this happens on every single Pirates movie.[/quote]
That was awesome in “The Patriot” when that cannonball bounced off of the ground and was skipping at that guy. When it hit him it ripped his whole leg off… Sweet!
I hate when a guy is about to get frozen in carbonite and this hot chick he’s had some sort of sexual-tension filled courtship with followed by God only knows what kind of sexual relationship with finds it within herself to admit what must be a difficult thing for her, given the emotionally-charged nature of the carbonite-freezing process, which is that she loves him, and then he simply responds with “I know”.
Shooting at a car’s gas tank to blow it up. Don’t happen in real life.
“Dat’s jus sooooo Holly-wood, man!” - Joakim Noah
[quote]DeltaOne wrote:
When people get shot by a cannon ball or bazooka, general rocket launcher thing and the missile/cannon ball carries them away out of the scene instead of exploding them right on the spot.
I think this happens on every single Pirates movie.[/quote]
You do realise that cannon balls and rockets aren’t the same right?
The cannon balls used in ships around that time did not explode on impact (they were just solid balls of metal), they were used firstly to disable the ship buy destroying masts and rigging etc however they could sink a ship buy popping enough holes bellow the water line. In field artilery they did use shells which would explode causing injuries with shrapnel but yeah not all cannon balls explode.
[quote]Doyle wrote:
[quote]DeltaOne wrote:
When people get shot by a cannon ball or bazooka, general rocket launcher thing and the missile/cannon ball carries them away out of the scene instead of exploding them right on the spot.
I think this happens on every single Pirates movie.[/quote]
You do realise that cannon balls and rockets aren’t the same right?
The cannon balls used in ships around that time did not explode on impact (they were just solid balls of metal), they were used firstly to disable the ship buy destroying masts and rigging etc however they could sink a ship buy popping enough holes bellow the water line. In field artilery they did use shells which would explode causing injuries with shrapnel but yeah not all cannon balls explode.[/quote]
I do realize the difference. However it’s pretty unlikely that 35lb ball of iron will hit you in the torso at 300mph and simply carry away you with it, instead of digging a hole though your torso or possibly dismember the shit out of you.
I mentioned rocket launchers and missiles because in movies, it happens with those projectiles as well. It’s also unlikely a rocket grenade to hit you and carry you for a few feet, instead of
impaling you and exploding.
- If you drive full speed at a concrete barrier, you can jump it.
No, it was fine in Dukes of hazard, it isn’t okay in a big budget movie.
- You can get in a shootout, blast through 3 clips of ammo (without reloading) and then whisper to your partner.
No, go fire a few rounds with a decent caliber handgun without ear plugs and let me know how long your ears ring. Oh, and a gun with a “silencer” is still loud, people aren’t going to sleep through it.
- The final drag scene in the fast in the furious between 2 cars that are supposed to run about 10s. The race lasts 1 minute 34 seconds (about 30 seconds of full speed). I hate that movie so much.
Sorry if this is a repeat, but I love how cars seems to explode from anything and like they have a pack of dynamite strapped to them.
What about when a guy who neither looks strong nor muscular picks up and carries someone who is dead or unconscious without much effort.