Whenever someone comes back to their apartment after shopping they will have their groceries in a paper bag and there will be green leafy vegetables and a baguette sticking out.
all the people who complain movies suck but then go to a lot of movies. if you keep paying $10 for shitty movies they will keep taking your $10 and making shitty movies.
[quote]Nards wrote:
Whenever someone comes back to their apartment after shopping they will have their groceries in a paper bag and there will be green leafy vegetables and a baguette sticking out.[/quote]
Lol.
I’m sick of motivational speeches before war. It’s been old since Brave Heart (probably even before that).
And this: Weatherlight: Film and Culture: The Orange/Blue Contrast in Movie Posters
Click it, it’s worth it.
[quote]Nards wrote:
Whenever someone comes back to their apartment after shopping they will have their groceries in a paper bag and there will be green leafy vegetables and a baguette sticking out.[/quote]
HAHAHHAhHHAHAHAHhh
People pouring themselves a cup of coffee and then tilting the cup at a 90 degree angle to take their first sip.
Throwing knives.
Unless your name is Jack Burton or Casey Ryback, you should either be missing completely or having the handle bounce clumsily off your target, not scoring an instant kill to the eye, neck, or chest every time you throw whatever random pointy thing you get your hands on.
Has anyone mentioned that Maggie Gyllenhaal is uglier than a wildebeest that was ostracized from the herd at a young age because it was so hideous even fellow wildebeests couldn’t stand the sight of it, and then the wildebeest dies and its face has been picked apart by vultures, and then one of the vultures is feeling ill and regurgitates his dinner all over said face?
Leave Maggie alone!!! Leave Maggie alooooooooone!
I’m tired of kids in movies. Kids always fuck shit up. Kids caused the 2nd zombie apocalypse and spread it across Europe just 28 weeks after the 1st zombie apocalypse.
In action/adventure/thriller films, people don’t eat or have to go to the bathroom.
I’d have passed out halfway through the film if I were the main character in any of these films.
Kids Karate tournaments are waaaayyyyy more hardcore than professional combat sports like Boxing or MMA. Techniques that are illegal in the UFC are ok in kiddy karate, like strikes to the back of the head or downward elbow strikes.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
In action/adventure/thriller films, people don’t eat or have to go to the bathroom.
I’d have passed out halfway through the film if I were the main character in any of these films.
Of course, I would’ve woken up in the arms of my beautiful wife.
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FTFY
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
In action/adventure/thriller films, people don’t eat or have to go to the bathroom.
I’d have passed out halfway through the film if I were the main character in any of these films.
Of course, I would’ve woken up in the arms of my beautiful wife.
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FTFY
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LOL!
Walking away explosion: Hero lights fuse or spilled gas/presses button/allows timer to rundown on bomb, etc. while walking away. Concussive force of explosion 100 feet behind him doesn’t cause him to so much as flinch. Or even ruffle his hair. Walking away will always preceded by a hero quip.
Motorcycle tire change: a street bike or cruiser will suddenly have dirt bike tires on it for off-road jumps, chases, etc. Wouldn’t be so bad except they always have the shot where the bike jumps/lands over the camera and you can see the tire swap. I noticed it when I watched “The Program” years ago and now I look for it and find it every time (i.e. Wolverine).
[quote]HAXlol wrote:
This.[/quote]
Hahaha happens to me all the time.
Women being raped and not liking it.
/end thread
Well I wanted to leave this post as is but I figured I better explain to the simpletons, aka the peeps that like maggie, that I’m doing this for the lulz. The thing about rape is the lulz…maggie is a war crime.
I’m sick of sassy old people. Why can’t they go back to being depressing and dying?
[quote]HAXlol wrote:
This.[/quote]
Fucking lols! Yes x loads!
[quote]byukid wrote:
I’m sick of sassy old people. Why can’t they go back to being depressing and dying?[/quote]
Hey wait a minute…what do you consider old?