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you have been forewarned:
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The second one:
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DB…DB…DB…DB…EAT…EAT…EAT!!!
As far as the sex question goes, I am sure that YOU, of all people, could figure something creative out on your own. That being said, I will have to use the “Feed my wife a cheat meal” thing…that’s a good one.
Eat them!
No, toss them!
No, eat them!
No, toss them!
No, eat them!
No, teass them!
No, teat them!
No, Te-oss them!
No, I don’t know!
Try rubbing them on your ding-a-ling, then see what you think.
Shoot, I guess I’m too late to urge you to spare their lives and instead send that wretched Little Debbie to the gallows pole.
[quote]Mr. Clean & Jerk wrote:
Shoot, I guess I’m too late to urge you to spare their lives and instead send that wretched Little Debbie to the gallows pole.[/quote]
Little Debbie Swiss Rolls could be next. Maybe I could become the Texas of snack cake capital punishment.
DB
Damn, you had to go and bring up those swiss rolls, probably the tastiest cheat meal in the world, esp when theyve been in the freezer for a while.
Oh, if i could vote again, it would definitly go towards you giving your wife a cheat meal.
–JB
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Mr. Clean & Jerk wrote:
Shoot, I guess I’m too late to urge you to spare their lives and instead send that wretched Little Debbie to the gallows pole.
Little Debbie Swiss Rolls could be next. Maybe I could become the Texas of snack cake capital punishment.
DB[/quote]
Nah…too close to what you just had. Go for variety – strawberry shortcakes or OCPs. Damn good.
Eat 'em!
VOTE FOR SANJAYA!
(oh wait, I think I’m too late)
Throw em away. That shit’s got nothing on Nutty Bars - the crack of junk food. And you can get two bars for a quarter!!! Haven’t tasted them in years…
I’m more of a Oatmeal Creme Pie man.
My own personal weakness…
Final update to this thread:
It took me about 4 days to get back to my normal shitting habits after devouring those little beasts.
DB
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Final update to this thread:
It took me about 4 days to get back to my normal shitting habits after devouring those little beasts.
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This thread should convince TC to NOT get rid of the forums. Can we make it a ‘sticky’?
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Final update to this thread:
It took me about 4 days to get back to my normal shitting habits after devouring those little beasts.
DB[/quote]
Thank-you for sharing.
I can understand brain eating zombies, but innocent little pastries?
Thats just nuts.
I’m calling people for the ethical treatment of pastries.
Its just pastries.
Its not like a cake or something.
No biggie. Just do some extra deads in the gym.
Eat them- you only live once.
Well, it’s been done now, but my advice would’ve been “eat one or two. Give the rest to coworkers”.
That way you get to have the taste and you increase your popularity at work. Win=win!