Should I Eat the Cookie?


so my work just gave all these free plastic seal cartons of cookies away as overstock.

I have about 8 boxes of 20-25 cookies a piece, chocolate chip, pb, and oatmeal raisin.’

each cookie is 150 calories = 24,000 - 30,000 calories.

now the question.

should i eat them all or not.

There is no in between, either im fucking committing, or not trying at all.

Please cast your votes.

Take one bite, chew it and spit it out. Then you can go and laugh at fat people.

Do it. We will also need video evidence.

Oh, I thought this was a SAMA thread.

Carry on.

Freshman year my room mate ate an entire box of nutter butters and oreo’s for “dinner”. He had to have eaten at least 100 cookies. Long story short, eat them.

Eat them you pussy. I’m about to eat so much fucking pizza, all while drinkin’ beers and playing Modern Warfare 2. It’s about to be an even gooder night

Agreed with the rest. It’s time to carb load loll

If you have to ask…

[quote]schultzie wrote:
so my work just gave all these free plastic seal cartons of cookies away as overstock.

I have about 8 boxes of 20-25 cookies a piece, chocolate chip, pb, and oatmeal raisin.’

each cookie is 150 calories = 24,000 - 30,000 calories.

now the question.

should i eat them all or not.

There is no in between, either im fucking committing, or not trying at all.

Please cast your votes.[/quote]

If it were me, and the cookies were good cookies and not the stale cheap variety, i would eat them, with lot’s of milk, maybe you’ll gain half a pound.

[quote]schultzie wrote:
so my work just gave all these free plastic seal cartons of cookies away as overstock.

I have about 8 boxes of 20-25 cookies a piece, chocolate chip, pb, and oatmeal raisin.’

[/quote]

You do work as a Girl Scout leader?

Nice :slight_smile:

[quote]PB Andy wrote:
Eat them you pussy.[/quote]

This.

Yes.

Yes.

Eat the nookie.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Oh, I thought this was a SAMA thread.

Carry on.[/quote]

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EDIT:

Do it pussy

Eat them post work out.

What brand of cookies are they?

Eating the cookies.

they are just in one of those plastic case things with the pop top seals, some ghetto brand.

I think they might be expired.

Expiration dates are just when the store has to sell them by, stop trying to find excuses.

[quote]JLu wrote:
Expiration dates are just when the store has to sell them by, stop trying to find excuses.[/quote]

Or, if they’re stale, crush them up and put them in ice cream.

You should eat all of them