The Testes 2012

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[quote]UtahLama wrote:

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
Darkninja forgot to list me as “white boy I’d love to bang.”

That’s ok. I’ll forgive her.

For now. [/quote]

Considering that DN is Ct. Rockula’s second account, that’s probably a good thing.[/quote]

So much lulz if true.

My kingdom to be a MOD for a day.[/quote]

How do you know what a Mod actually knows?

My take is both less and more than one might think.

And it still depends on how much information they actively seek out if my take is correct.

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Most helpful: Chris Colucci

Consistently posts the best advice, and takes the time to help in the beginner’s section.

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[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
Darkninja forgot to list me as “white boy I’d love to bang.”

That’s ok. I’ll forgive her.

For now. [/quote]

You and me…

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[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

I’d usually choose the locking kind [/quote]

I’m baffled by that locking one a few back. Just how does it lock? The only thing I can think is if the guy has one of those rings at the tip of his cock but even then, couldn’t he just take off the ring then slide that thing off?[/quote]

If you look closely at the picture, you can see it’s virtually impossible to pull the rod out without causing a great deal of pain or damage to the penis head.

With that particular cock plug, the rod that goes into the urethra is detachable. You just slide the balls and cock through the ring, insert the urethral rod in, attach it to the cage and then lock it all into place. VOILA.

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[quote]UtahLama wrote:

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
Darkninja forgot to list me as “white boy I’d love to bang.”

That’s ok. I’ll forgive her.

For now. [/quote]

Considering that DN is Ct. Rockula’s second account, that’s probably a good thing.[/quote]

So much lulz if true.

[/quote]

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[quote]Chushin wrote:
Ha ha ha!

But, but…I have LOTS of friends who ARE a Tanaka![/quote]

Hope as you might…their Tanaka-ness will not osmotically transfer to you.

You must come to terms with the fact that YOU ARE NOT A TANAKA!!! and not even the best Shidoshi in Japan can change that!

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[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:
If it makes you feel any better, my (Japanese) in-laws first reaction to my proposal was, “We don’t care how good of a person he is; he’s NOT Japanese!”[/quote]

Ha ha ha!

But, but…I have LOTS of friends who ARE a Tanaka![/quote]

Lol! And Nakamura, and Shimizu, and Fujimoto…

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Hi guys, thanks for mentioning me as this site is the place I love for good humor, so to be considered funny here is an honor.

I sometimes wish T nation were a real nation that i could emmigrate to. We could call it Liftopia.

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[quote]Nards wrote:
I sometimes wish T nation were a real nation that i could emmigrate to. We could call it Liftopia.[/quote]

it’d be a bit of a sausage fest

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[quote]rds63799 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
I sometimes wish T nation were a real nation that i could emmigrate to. We could call it Liftopia.[/quote]

it’d be a bit of a sausage fest[/quote]

And?

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]rds63799 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
I sometimes wish T nation were a real nation that i could emmigrate to. We could call it Liftopia.[/quote]

it’d be a bit of a sausage fest[/quote]

And?[/quote]

and nothing. I’ll bum you into next week

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Bloodsport was a good fuckin’ movie man.

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[quote]rds63799 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
I sometimes wish T nation were a real nation that i could emmigrate to. We could call it Liftopia.[/quote]

it’d be a bit of a sausage fest[/quote]

It had better be bacon, dammit!

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[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]pat wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]pat wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:

NICEST POSTER(S): Cushin, Pat, IH.

[/quote]

Aww, thanks Jen.

Means a lot to me.

But PLEASE learn how to spell my damn name!!! :-)[/quote]

He’s only nice until you spell his name wrong.
[/quote]

He’s nice even when he’s mean…
[/quote]

Fuck you, Pat!

:-)[/quote]

Oh, you ain’t foolin’ anyone…You’re just a big teddy bear.[/quote]

Ok, so I’m a caring, kind, considerate guy.

So sue me, motherfucker.

:slight_smile: [/quote]

Hmm, that depends are you rich?

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[quote]rds63799 wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]rds63799 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
I sometimes wish T nation were a real nation that i could emmigrate to. We could call it Liftopia.[/quote]

it’d be a bit of a sausage fest[/quote]

And?[/quote]

and nothing. I’ll bum you into next week[/quote]

You won’t like my asshole unless you’re hung like a polar bear. It’s like sticking your dick into a jar of warm salsa at this point.

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]rds63799 wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]rds63799 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
I sometimes wish T nation were a real nation that i could emmigrate to. We could call it Liftopia.[/quote]

it’d be a bit of a sausage fest[/quote]

And?[/quote]

and nothing. I’ll bum you into next week[/quote]

You won’t like my asshole unless you’re hung like a polar bear. It’s like sticking your dick into a jar of warm salsa at this point.[/quote]

I LOVE warm salsa

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:
You won’t like my asshole unless you’re hung like a polar bear. It’s like sticking your dick into a jar of warm salsa at this point.[/quote]

hot or mild?