Fail.
And one where a sense of humanity got squelched.
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You donāt sayā¦
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My virginity is precious so I think Iāll sell itā¦
$1.1M thoughā¦ Iād of sold my virginity to some sultan for that too.
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Sorry for sounding crass, but that seems a bit overpriced to meā¦ no?
The ending of the vast majority of these bid stories is no sex and no deal. I havenāt seen anything about this one yet but iirc thereās been 3 stories in the past few years that ended with the guy claiming he was just wasted and forgot heād even bid on it.
Lol, ummmm, yaā¦
Yeah, thatās about where my moral qualms are quieted by cash too.
You know what they say about fools and their money.
Mind bogglingly dumb.
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3 for 3 from the men of the exchequer.
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Especially since she wonāt know what sheās doing and will cry afterwards. Yep.
Not to sound all internetz, but sheās about as so-so as it gets. A couple of years of free drinks and coke and sheās gonna drift from maybe a keeper to definitely a pump and dump.
Ya, sheās an attractive girl, but not stunning. Sheās certainly not 1 in 1.1Mā¦
Thatās what so jarring about all these purchases. To quote Billy Connolly, āDonāt give me 40 virgins, give me 3 fire breathing whores!ā
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āLackland is now facing charges after playing a game some say should never be played again.ā
-Captain Obvious.
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I love the first sentence: āNot many people have heard of it, but a dangerous internet challenge is gaining popularity.ā
Well, shit, NOW ā¦ thanks Streisand.
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ā¦ Making the teens eating Tide pods look intelligent.
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Never aim a firearm at anything you arenāt willing to kill or destroy.
Iāve had 3 loaded firearms pointed at me, itās never been a game and itās never been fun.
I guess itās good dad taught me about muzzle control at 7 years old. I swept him with the pellet gun on lesson #1 (excited I hit the target). He smacked me upside the head and took the pellet gun from me. While my ears were still ringing he shouted āBang! Iām dead. No second chances, no saying youāre sorry. No more dad for you ever.ā
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Jesus H Christ.
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