The Stupid Thread 2 (Part 1)

Oral and anal sex okayed, to bring equality for homosexuals. That is according to bill writer. Not sure if vaginal/penile sex was already okayed.

And to be honest, there prrobably are 18yo/16yo couplings that have drawn a lifetime sex offender designation even after the 2 marry.
But putting a 10 year difference and bottom line consensual age of 14 is demented.

Its goal can be nothing short of opening the door to permissible pederasty/child brides. Revolting evidence of a morally degenerate society.

It sounds like you are totally missing what this bill does.

If you read the politifact article on it, the only thing this bill does is add “oral and anal sex” to the existing law. Previously the exception ONLY applied to vaginal sex, this bill just now includes anal and oral to take into account the LGBTQ community. Vaginal sex and the 10 yr difference were already in the law. And, this is the BIG thing to remember here, the sex offender registry requirement can only be waived by a judges order, so it is VERY unlikely a 24 yr old taking advantage of a 15 yr old will not have to register.

Also, this changes nothing about the criminal law. It strictly pertains to having to register post-conviction.

Theres nothing to defend.

Its adults screwing children.

Nothing to defend

Which is still illegal. you do understand that right? Its actually more illegal in CA than it is in your state.

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Give me strength.

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I don’t care how much I love coffee (I’d rather gnaw off my left arm than go without coffee for a year). I will never associate my identity as a human with coffee.

If it doesn’t shit rainbows and gold coins, I’m not buying it.

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Actually, let me think about that
my left arm is my fret arm. I can still play guitar without a pick hand as long as I have high gain pickups and a scrunchie at the top of the neck to mute string buzz.

Make it my right arm.

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Left handed trumpet player

Errrrr the musical instrument for clarification :trumpet: :grin:

Adjusted the tension rod (?) On my strat the other day - 1/2!! turn to flatten fret board
Instantly more speed derp

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Truss rod, but I gotcha :grin:

Best guitar purchase I ever made was an Ernie Ball Music Man guitar (one of the Petrucci signature models). The truss rod can be adjusted straight under the 24th fret with a hex wrench and no unstringing. Literally a 2 second job, you could even do it between songs if you were playing live.

Made my life so much easier to adjust. And the intonation is as perfect as it gets.

I gotta get 24th the old fashioned way bending the 21st like a madman ;))

Will do more tuneup one of these days to speed up the action.
But l won’t practice anyway, so


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Is this really necessary? I think someone was actually killed at one before and now this:

This is one of those peculiar American customs that the rest of the world finds baffling.

Everyone else:

“Hi, just wanted to let you know that me and my SO are expecting”
“Congratulations! Is it a boy or a girl?”
“It’s a girl”

US:

“Hi, just wanted to let you know that me and my SO are expecting”
“Congratulations! Is it a boy or a girl?”
“Come to my house next Saturday at 1pm, a lot of people will be there, there’ll be food and drinks and we’ll blow some shit up”

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We never did a gender reveal party, but don’t tell me you could say no to food, drinks, and explosions.

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We did it old school and found out in the delivery room.

This is the other incident I was remembering: A Grandma Died at Gender Reveal Party. Here's Why We Should End Them.

They killed the grandmother when they accidentally created a pipe bomb.

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No worries, a lot of Americans find this custom baffling as well


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Yeah. Who knew being outraged over the above was now solidly right-wing. I’ll own that. Guess it makes the left


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What makes the satire so effective is that it really doesn’t need much in the way of exaggeration.

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Precisely, it’s not so much satire as it is prophecy.

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