Sure, FMLA for taking care of children, PTO for paternity, STD/LTD insurance for medical procedures.
32 weeks!! That’s before FMLA. How can you expect employers to afford this? They have to hire someone to temporarily replace them, while paying them. It’s incredibky unrealistic.
And because there really just is absolutely no plausible reason for the woman to be the one getting fixed.
It really does suck once you research it…
Yea, that’s a long-term upside to him getting colds and germs right now is he’ll be, in theory, healthier/have a stronger immune system down the road
Yeah I know. But still that place is special to me. Even if it doesn’t get used as much as it used to since the kid.
If those videos don’t raise your hackles you might want to turn yourself in.
He has the incredibly creepy ability to place his hands exactly where they don’t belong.
It’s like he’s a slimy old pervert that likes to violate people’s personal places.
Like, exactly like that.
Time for a good old fashioned 2020 old man perv off.
The Democrats run an old man perv who seems to have issues with being generally creepy and allegations of touching women and generally known as being pretty handsy. And I don’t mean he likes to give a lot of high fives.
The Republicans run an old man perv who admitted he sexually assaults women, pays hush money to women, and wants to fuck his own daughter.
This is going to be a hell of an old perv matchup and it’s hard to make predictions. We have what looks like two seasoned pervs both of whom may also be suffering mental issues related to their age.
The prize for the winner of this epic perv matchup? The Presidency of the United States. This is important everyone. Don’t threaten to move to Canada if your perv loses. This is the best we have to offer you in terms of choices.
Michael Buffer voice: “Let’s get ready to perrrrvvvv-offffff!”
One step closer to the goal:
Which perv has what plants crave though?
The orange one. He’s made with real electrolytes!
Gropin’ Joe doesn’t have any electrolytes. 
Bernie.
Bernie Brando. Unbeatable force.
We definitely want an old person matchup in 2024. Instead of people with just lots of allegations do we go all in with convicted pedophiles?
Republicans run a Catholic priest to get the evangelical base and Dems run someone from Nambla. I mean fuck we may as well sink lower.
I dunno if we should go that low.
Maybe we run Ron Jeremy and Peter North. Their dick swinging contests in the '80’s were pretty epic.
Sad, pathetic, but true, @H_factor.
You forgot to say that each side will completely ignore their Perv’s history because they will be “getting what they want”…
(That’s what really matters, right?)
Oh…and lest we forget…at least one Perv is doing God’s Will…
Well obviously you haven’t heard of Jean-Claude Juncker - the guy at the head of EU. He’s the undisputed master of unwanted physical contact. Oddly enough, it seems everybody tolerates it because they feel that the sexual angle is absent, even when he’s blowing kisses and pinching buttocks of other men.
This is a typical day for Skyz so he is not going to see any type of problem with it.
/s
How else are you supposed to know of someone is real or just an analog?
That is a strange man. It seems like a weird dominance affectation.