How’d I not think of this?
BTW, home for sale in NE Portland - my parents are moving to Vancouver. One family of many bailing the tax hell that Oregon is.
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Can’t believe anywhere really on the West coast isn’t a tax hell…
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Both declining AND graying. So what population you do have works less yet collects more in entitlements.
Well you aint gettin any more out of me. Drawing the line at 2.
(May have a vasectomy scheduled for next month. FML)
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Unacceptable! You need to have a bunch of productive kids to pay for our terrible choices!
Sincerely,
-Boomers
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To be fair, I wanted the wife to be the one getting fixed.
She just somehow decided to suddenly develop unbreakable logic and critical thinking skills.
Then I swear to God as soon as I realized I was beat it turned back off.
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? Would be the happiest day of my life… I had one scheduled and my wife “asked” me to cancel it, FML.
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The happiest day of your life is the one where a guy cuts your balls open and starts cauterizing shit???
You’ve got some weird tastes my friend.
Ruh roh. That’s probably a flare of some kind. Might wanna start backpeddling now
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I can’t handle another baby, man. Toddler’s and up are awesome, but babies are the worst.
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Not when they are your own - just saying.
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I have two kids…
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All kids are the worst. All teenagers are the worst. All adults are the worst.
@T3hPwnisher #misanthrope
Don’t think you’re having all the fun.
You know me: I hate everyone.
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Its all good. I hate you too. 
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I told my wife why would I get a vasectomy when she can get her tubes tied. She didn’t laugh and needless to say when she says so I will be getting one.
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9 months in and he’s basically jumped from one sort of ailment to another since New Year’s … he’s on the tail end of amoxicillin for a double ear infection but now he has a wicked diaper rash … and this is after a small bout of the flu … we started off the year with an emergency room visit and an ambulance ride to Providence for an intesuception procedure … throw in some colds in between and that’s been my life for the last 3 months … yea babies are great lol
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We skipped all that sickness stuff keeping the wife at home with no daycare. Now we’re paying with the boy in preschool. We’ve been sick October to March. F that.
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Do you think there should be any level of mandatory employer provided pa/maternity leave, or serious Iillness leave?