The bus floor that CLEARLY says “please do not stand in this area”. That’s where he went wrong.
Was that suicide by cop? It looked like he had never fired a gun before.
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He looked liked he’d hit prestige master on COD and thought he could take on the cops with ease. Moron.
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Just got a property tax bill with sales tax tacked on, lol…
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Wait… what?
dou·ble-dip
ˌdəb(ə)lˈdip/Submit
verbNORTH AMERICANinformal
gerund or present participle: double-dipping
obtain an income from two different sources, typically in an illicit way.
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Dude bangs his teacher a dozen times and now gets a million dollars. Lol, what the fuck, man. Where was this slut when I was that age??
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Is it bad that my first thoughts are:
- Get that 8th grader tested for VD.
- But teachers don’t have $1 million.
- Reverse the genders in this story and it’s much more nefarious (my opinion).
- That boy is what 14 years old? They had sex 12 times. He just made a million dollars in 12 minutes, he’s the most expensive hooker ever.
- What kind of parents file this suit instead of realizing they raised their kid poorly and taking steps to correct it?
“Oklahoma City federal court Judge Robin Cauthron said publicity of the illicit affair derailed the young boy’s life, as he went from being happy to falling into a deep depression.”
Isn’t this how we all feel when we go from getting laid regularly to a cold spell?
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Actually lol’ed.
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What the actual fuck
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHYIf9zVwAEyHQp?format=jpg&name=large
Presented without comment.
Breathtakingly woke take.
In all fairness, they probably didn’t cover the other terror attacks in Europe via car on his shit network…
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If they did, I am sure it was as clear as a porno on a vaseline smeared screen.
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There have been some good ones for this thread recently.
Speaking of the genetic testing I’m proud to say I’m at least part Jewish and African and am presumably unfit for KKK induction.
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Reminds me of this
https://www.instagram.com/p/BX6NJFOAhLL/?hl=en&explore=true
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Abraham Lincoln a racist… that’s a good one.
This song about Abraham Lincoln… Maybe a little racist. Couldn’t even find the actual video on youtube. Probably banned.
http://www.criticalcommons.org/Members/sammondn/clips/holiday-inn-abraham-scene/view
Well, he was racist. He was still ahead of his time and he did this little thing where he ended slavery.
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Looks like MLB Umps need a safe space.
They know they can toss players right?
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