The Stupid Thread 2 (Part 1)

Well, if one wants immediate depression they could put it in crypto. The value drops exponentially quicker than waiting several years to be backwards on a home.

Well, your description sounds much more interesting than the civil engineers I work with.

It took me years to get here, including long spells in various deserts.

Actually, the worst client is the smart gold digger - she doesn’t want a house but an already furnished condo on a great location with minimum frills. She asks the right questions - how much do the utilities cost, resale value, for how much can one rent it out etc. If she’s signing the paperwork it means for her it’s a relatively liquid asset and a potential source of income in case the biznyisman finds another gold digger and push comes to shove.

Ideally I’m looking for a middle aged housewife who’s making her husband pay for his numerous affairs. She usually pulls out her phone, shows a motivational poster from Pinterest with an infinity pool, a guest house or a teak covered staircase in the background - usually somewhere incredibly damp like Phuket and simply states that she wants all of that, regardless of what’s already standing on the actual plot of land they’re looking at.

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lol … next step? banning life … if there’s nothing living, there can’t be terror

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Terrorists playbook: attack the west and they will abandon their liberty.
US check
UK check

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Clickbait

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This is what a war on women looks like. Compassionate liberals.

Why not let the drunken, violent man into the women’s shelter with all the battered women?

Hyperbole much?

Buddhists are screwed.

No, seriously, this was to establish State authority over religion in Tibet. But it’s still bloody hilarious when you read the provisions.

ā€œOrder No. 5 states that a Reincarnation Application must be filed by all Buddhist temples in that country before they are allowed to recognize individuals as tulkus (reincarnatedteachers).ā€

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I suppose if you didn’t actually read the article then yes. The man suing to be allowed in the women’s shelter was kicked out of another homeless shelter for being drunk and violent that very same day.

So you have a facility full of hurting women trying to escape drunken violent men and now we’re going to let one of them in because he calls himself Samantha today.

Just a hard nope.

I read every word.

Indeed. But this hardly constitutes a ā€œwar on women.ā€

I’m not arguing that this individual should have been allowed in the shelter.

Because biology doesn’t matter. Its just a construct devised by scientist to misogyny sexist blarghedy-blargh!

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At least they can take turns fetching him another beer.

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Long Island average salary for K-12 teachers is $90K. Top pay in many districts is $150K

Different milieus for sure.

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Fixed it for you.

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ā€œGrab her by the front hole.ā€ Just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

ā€œFor the purposes of this guide, we’ll refer to the vagina as the ā€œfront holeā€ instead of solely using the medical term ā€œvagina.ā€ This is gender-inclusive language that’s considerate of the fact that some trans people don’t identify with the labels the medical community attaches to their genitals.ā€

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How do you grab a hole?

Because we are all so stupid that we can’t differentiate between medical terms and whatever personal terms we use.

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