The Stupid Thread 2 (Part 1)

When I sell it in a year, my bank account will be thanking me

My buddy Mikes parents were straight off the boat. His mom was a very kind woman. Polite, petite, and an amazing cook. Till his cousin Gino walked right in and sat down and put his feet up on the table.

She beat his ass all the way out the door and down the driveway. The thing is, he absolutely knew better. His house was the exact same way.

If you’re 62 and only have 167k, you’re screwed financially


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Thanks, Zep

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Not at the sight of an unexpected 1000 bill you’re not. Not by a country mile.

Edit: hell even if that’s all you have in your 401k, that’s not touching life insurance, other retirement forms, part time jobs, etcetc.

Every single member in my family’s entire history on both sides has happily breezed through old age with a HELL of a lot less

Kiddo just did a round of shots today. First day of kindergarten next week!

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Didn’t you say parts of your family was on permanent public assistance anyway? My grandparents worked their whole lives but weren’t good with money. I wouldn’t call their experience on SS breezing.

I think @anon50325502 's point was that at a 4% safe withdrawal rate $167k gets you $6,680/year. Not much even if you’re on rice and beans.

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Unless you plan on dying in like 5 years, you’re in trouble financially.

The vast majority of them yeah. But my family’s never had a lot of ‘wants’ and with all their flaws the vast majority of them don’t live at their means ala Murica. My grandparents live in a 900 sqft home with a storm cellar. A good bit of the meat they eat is game that he hunts with friends and they clean and part.

Edit: Plus to my knowledge non of my family down there is currently a heroin addict. That pretty much makes my last name elitist down there these days. Not so bad

Which I totally get. But my comment was made irt “most Americans couldn’t swing 1000 in an emergency” as being utterly false.

Nah it just means you become a Walmart greeter or swing disability in some way. Granted those numbers obviously don’t make for an ideal retirement. Least not for me

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I can remember very clearly learning about drugs from my grandfather. “Drugs are for losers who can’t deal with the choices they’ve made. If I ever hear you’re doing them nobody will find your body.”

Much more effective than any after school PSA

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My dads sage advice when I got busted smoking dope at 15- “I can’t believe you got caught. Are you a fucking idiot?”.

Not even going to put in print what Gram said.

edit: By emergency I think they mean a real pinch. Good luck cashing out a retirement account with a broken down car in the middle of nowhere.

I can easily believe that people of any financial strata might be at the edge of their means and can’t cough up $1000.00 liquid cash.

That still means someone else will be left holding the bag.

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There’s always a greater fool! As long as it isn’t 1929 or 2007


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This is true for the investor who believes he has compelling knowledge to sell an equity to an equal investor who believes he has compellng knowledge to buy.

Agreed, but from a construction standpoint you bought the house that’s too big for you (granted as an investment) and will be sold down the road to someone who’ll actually want to keep it and for whom it will be too big as well, possibly causing financial ruin.

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Awe, yeah. That article describes my house to a T.

Ironiclaly, when looking for homes in this specific area, you cannot find a home ~1300-1800 Sq. Ft. that has similar amenities for a house built in the last 10 years.

In what capacity do you work in the Construction field?

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We just don’t learn real good.

Plus its 10 years later. There’s a whole new crop of medium-high earners with relatively good credit that really want to believe that they can afford that big house.

Just give them enough rope.

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Civil engineer, now selling to a rich, mostly Russian clientele their dream vacation homes. Actually, renovating and refurbishing old villas that magically become their dream homes, thus ensuring their imminent financial ruin. It’s a revenge for having been pivotal in spreading communism.

They’ve been conditioned by society to want to buy that big house. Where’s all that money they’re earning supposed to go if not for mortgage payments?

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I dunno. I’m a bit too simple for those sophisticated financial strategies. If I wanted to ruin everything and start from scratch I’d just start doing coke again.

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Right. It’s actually the ONLY thing that can be considered healthy. I sell it to Zep all the time.

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