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Star wars the last jedi
fun, good movie.
It’s got one thing that i dislike, but thats about it.
Solid 8/10
I dunno why, but for some reason I just can’t get into Star Wars but I didn’t dislike it like every other installment after The Empire Strikes Back plus that spin-off with Donnie Yen. Technically, it was very well shot.
There’s one thing that seriously bothers me.
The new characters cannot carry a movie of such an epic scale. There’s something really wrong when fucking Luke Skywalker is the coolest, most BADASS character in the entire movie. Luke Skywalker ffs!
Oh well, here’s Poe and Emo Vadar singing together for your entertainment.
The Wall
With John Cena and some other people. Sucked donkey balls.
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I spoiled myself already.
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…because it is the exact same story every time.
Oppressed good guys on the precipice of extinction, summon up a last ditch effort to destroy a planet vaporizing Death Star. Fly down through some tunnels of metal and drop a hand grenade into a 1meter2 hole.Plus stringing you along with some vague crap relating to Luke Skywalker’s line of people.
zzzzzzzzzzzz
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Apparently “actual” fans of Star Wars (those nerds who are super into the expanded universe and got pissed off when Disney killed it) don’t like the new film.
Why?
Cause it actually does something besides what you wrote!
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Saw Ferdinand yesterday because my life consists of nothing but kid movies right now (slight exaggeration). It was decent. Some good humor in there, but the people in the theater were howling like monkeys at nearly everything. It was almost like watching a movie with a laugh track. Weird.
Girls liked it; didn’t love it. 6.5/10
I wouldn’t consider myself anything other than a casual fan of star wars and I didn’t like the movie because it just wasn’t a good movie not because they did something different
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I enjoyed the new star wars film. I had one major issue with it, but I won’t get into spoilers.
I’m not sure why there is so much backlash. I’ve read up on a bit and some think it is manufactured from a few people who don’t like that the direction it went is different than the star wars universe books. I did like that it wasn’t a repeat of a previous film, something the force awakens can’t say.
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Snoke is JJ Abrams. I can explain why but spoilers. Actually, I feel like the last Jedi was good considering the handicap that TFA gave it. I would have high hopes for the next movie if Snoke wasn’t directing.
So true. The rest of the cast has zero charisma.
You forgot to mention the inevitable presence of gratuitous creatures included solely for cheap laughs and ‘Aw’s.’
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“Bright” The new Will Smith Netflix original, don’t waste your time. Utter garbage.
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Thanks… was just watching the trailer.
Pitch Perfect 3 - 3/10
They set you up for a competition, but that part never made it to the script. The whole thing was a piece milled clips thrown together. Litterally went on a few half baked plot lines and never sewed them together. Only saving grace was I saw it in a theater that lets your drink and Anna Kendrick is fun to look at.
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Sometimes I think this. Usually when I’m not looking at her. Then I look at her and I stop thinking this. When I’m looking at her, I don’t particularly think she’s unattractive, I just find myself wondering why, when I wasn’t looking at her, I thought looking at her would be something I wanted to do with the amount of motivation I had to go look at her. I guess what I’m saying is looking at Anna Kendrick is the perfect antidote for thinking I want to look at Anna Kendrick.
She looks like her face caught fire and someone put it out almost just in time
There were elaborately staged song and dance performances and even pretty good fight choreography with all the above in between. I enjoyed all these and Anna Kendrick.
ALL the jokes and one-liners somehow managed to completely fall flat and feel awkward, with only a couple of awkward people in the crowd laughing.
The first two parts of the movie were spent creating obstacles and unresolved relationship issues They would overcome these in the end in a typical movie of this sort with a satisfying but cheesy payoff. But this doesn’t happen. Nothing happens. Nothing made any sense. The fat chick suddenly has 100 million in a Cayman account. The chick who so desperately wanted to resolve her Daddy issues she had to get the whole group to fly across the globe to take part in the singing competition gets all her problems solved by him simply showing up and saying, “Hi” at the end and they’re suddenly best friends. All the stuff at the start about an acapella group vs bands with instruments is never brought up again.
It was like I was watching The Last Jedi. They even have an irritating fat chick who says dumb shit.
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Downsizing -
I went into the movie expecting comedy and was slightly caught off guard. The beginning, and trailer, will have you think the movie is about Matt Damon becoming small, while his wife remains large. However that whole storyline is cut off pretty early into the movie. I made the incorrect assumption at this point it would be about being a single small fella, but really it takes more of a “identity crisis” spin, which in the end has Matt almost joining a cult, but instead dating (relationship is never defined as more than ‘together’) a one legged-middle-aged-Veitnam lady.
5/10 for creative points and doing a good job of showing the whole shrinking process. I’m also not a fan of movies that show full penis and no cleavage.
Hey, there’s nothing wrong with one legged-middle-aged-Veitnam ladies.
Let’s see… The latest movie i watched wasthe shape of water. (Spoiler alert.) If you are considering watching this movies because you think it’s linked to abe sapien, (Hellboy-fish humanoid.) then spare yourself the disappointment. Guillermo Del Torro stated that this movie was influenced by the creature of the black lagoon. Now if you go into the movie understanding that then you’ll love the movie. Guillermo Del Torro is a genius. I don’t know how he comes up with these movies. I loved every second of it. Don’t take your kids unless you want to share an awkward moment watching the main character fingering herself for 5 seconds. Also the main character has an amazing fat round ass, and they showed her ass multiple times in the movie so that’s a plus. I’m not a movie fanatic or am I well acquainted with the art of directing and acting, but i thought everything was phenomena. One more thing. The actor that plays the lake creature is the same actor that plays Abe Sapien, Pan form Pan’s Labyrinth, and the glutton monster in Pan’s Labyrinth. The monster that attaches eyes to his hand and all saggy.