[quote]Karado wrote:
How sweet, The challenge though is to STAY Alpha well into your 80’s with your wife, as a suspicious looking thug in his 20’s approaches the both of you on the street.
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Gangbanger is gonna seduce the 80-year-old Mrs. D. Happens all the time. Did you not read the article? There’s a gritty, grimy world where the female id roams free across fruited plains of phalluses.[/quote]
Alpha PUAs are, in fact, so good at seducing HB10’s(hot bitch 10 in case you are not ALPHAPUA) there is no challenge left in the chase. Having a cock that is constantly being rode by a new supermodel every night of the week gets old…so their superior game skills have to be redirected towards more challenging tasks such as the 80 year old great-grandma.
Ooooo, looks like I hit a nerve with Aussies all caps response, sorry Mate,
I’ll send you a vegemite sandwich on the pouch of a kangaroo to settle your
nerves…can’t we be friends?
everybody sing now…“Waltzing Matilda, WALTZING MATILDA…”
[quote]Karado wrote:
How sweet, The challenge though is to STAY Alpha well into your 80’s with your sweetheart, as a gangbanger
in his 20’s approaches the both of you on the street.[/quote]
Beta types believe that if they worship women that will get them laid. Women like attention so they tolerate the beta, which reinforces the betas behavior(who typically believe any female attention is a sign of sexual interest).
[quote]enigma666 wrote:
I cant stand to read articles that take a simple matter and discuss it as if they are splitting the atom or sequencing the human genome.
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Somewhat relatedly, I do think having female sibling(s) can end up preventing much of the “mystification” that tends to show up in these naturally beta/non-alpha types.
And that’s only half as juvenile as what it was before."
Hold on I think I can translate this…You guys are scared to death of aging
and relinquishing your Alpha status one day…lol [/quote]
You are so idiotic that you are not even making coherent sense.
How am I afraid of getting old, where did this come from? You are talking about young “gang bangers” accosting the elderly in one post and now saying I am afraid of becoming old in another.
You posting makes about as much sense as a 2 year old trying to explain his crayon doodles.
I will gladly verbally spar with you and whoop your ass, but you need to start making some sense first.
You just admitted that birds that fly straight are easy to shoot down,
which is exactly why it’s impossible whup me…BOOM chaka laka BOOM BOOM!!
I love you.
And that’s only half as juvenile as what it was before."
Hold on I think I can translate this…You guys are scared to death of aging
and relinquishing your Alpha status one day…lol [/quote]
No dude. You don’t understand. As you age different ways of maintaining alpha status emerge. Like being the guy who wears boxer/brief style diapers. Or that funny looking little hook/wedge thingy on the end of a cane- For busting open can upon can of whoopass when your thumb is all crippled up.
You ever take a knee to the face from a guy who has a titanium patella? The only thing worse is when he opens his leg bag while doing the Captain Morgan pose on your chest.
“You ever take a knee to the face from a guy who has a titanium patella? The only thing worse is when he opens his leg bag while doing the Captain Morgan pose on your chest.”
“Fuckin’ old guys are alpha as fuck!”
Sorry to hear about that, I hope you fully recover soon…where do I send the flowers?
And that’s only half as juvenile as what it was before."
Hold on I think I can translate this…You guys are scared to death of aging
and relinquishing your Alpha status one day…lol [/quote]
No dude. You don’t understand. As you age different ways of maintaining alpha status emerge. Like being the guy who wears boxer/brief style diapers. Or that funny looking little hook/wedge thingy on the end of a cane- For busting open can upon can of whoopass when your thumb is all crippled up.
You ever take a knee to the face from a guy who has a titanium patella? The only thing worse is when he opens his leg bag while doing the Captain Morgan pose on your chest.
Fuckin’ old guys are alpha as fuck!
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Don’t forget the old news story of an 80+ year old man beating an intruder with a frying pan.
Man I cant wait till I have a medical excuse to use a cane, I will get me a sweet carbon fiber one with a steel head to beat the fuck out of uppity younguns! Or I will get one of them CCW fanny packs that Velcro rip away to get your gun out… because fuck it I will be old and allowed to look silly and have a fanny pack! Nothing better than a wise old bad ass.
With health care Death panels and a future gun ban, the only thing in your Fanny Pack
is gonna be Preparation H and fresh supply of Prunes.
Stay Healthy my friends.
[quote]Karado wrote:
“You ever take a knee to the face from a guy who has a titanium patella? The only thing worse is when he opens his leg bag while doing the Captain Morgan pose on your chest.”
“Fuckin’ old guys are alpha as fuck!”
Sorry to hear about that, I hope you fully recover soon…where do I send the flowers?
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UPMC Montefiore, Department of osteopathic surgery room 569.
Once they get my face back together and the swelling goes down I should be able to smell them.
[quote]Karado wrote:
With health care Death panels and a future gun ban, the only thing in your Fanny Pack
is gonna be Preparation H and fresh supply of Prunes.
Stay Healthy my friends. [/quote]
You are delusional if you honestly think there will be a gun ban.
[quote]Karado wrote:
"UPMC Montefiore, Department of osteopathic surgery room 569.
Once they get my face back together and the swelling goes down I should be able to smell them."
Once they get your face back together, I hope they remember to include your eyeballs,
they are very pretty as well.
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And he has done it ladies and gentlemen he has won the Shit poster award for 2013!
Whats that you say its only 2 months in to 2013? Its ok I don’t see any one surpassing him, maybe that turd that’s up the asshole of one not to be named PUA that posts on here will step up his game, only time will tell.
[quote]Karado wrote:
"UPMC Montefiore, Department of osteopathic surgery room 569.
Once they get my face back together and the swelling goes down I should be able to smell them."
Once they get your face back together, I hope they remember to include your eyeballs,
they are very pretty as well.
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You’re kinda tapped out aren’t you?
Probably wouldn’t have guessed that I would pick up that ball-o-crazy and run with it like a cheetah who is trained to catch Frisbee and just ate a one pound Hershey’s bar.
