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[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
PGA200X wrote:
“Nothing burps better than bacon.”

Dutch.
[/quote]

Man, I love this movie! Extremely underrated. It’s just a good, fun movie.

962

Hope you guys don’t mind me posting more quotes.

  1. “You figit with your balls alot”
    “You know what would make me happy right now?”
    “An extra hand and another set of balls…hahaha”
    Paraphrased

  2. “You’re gonna tell me you haven’t beaten your shit in your entire life”
    “I never needed to, I’ve been fucking since I was 10”
    and
    “You non-word remembering motherfucker”

  3. “You’re a lawyer?”
    “Lawyers don’t surf”
    “This one does”

963

[quote]Dragonvash wrote:
Hope you guys don’t mind me posting more quotes.

  1. “You figit with your balls alot”
    “You know what would make me happy right now?”
    “An extra hand and another set of balls…hahaha”
    Paraphrased

  2. “You’re gonna tell me you haven’t beaten your shit in your entire life”
    “I never needed to, I’ve been fucking since I was 10”
    and
    “You non-word remembering motherfucker”

  3. “You’re a lawyer?”
    “Lawyers don’t surf”
    “This one does”
    [/quote]

I think #2 is The Big Hit.

I don’t know the others.

964

“THERE IS NOT BATHROOM!!”

965

[quote]chinadoll wrote:
“THERE IS NOT BATHROOM!!”[/quote]

oops…typo

“THERE IS NO BATHROOM!”

966

[quote]Dragonvash wrote:
Hope you guys don’t mind me posting more quotes.

  1. “You figit with your balls alot”
    “You know what would make me happy right now?”
    “An extra hand and another set of balls…hahaha”
    Paraphrased

  2. “You’re gonna tell me you haven’t beaten your shit in your entire life”
    “I never needed to, I’ve been fucking since I was 10”
    and
    “You non-word remembering motherfucker”

  3. “You’re a lawyer?”
    “Lawyers don’t surf”
    “This one does”
    [/quote]

#3 is point break

967

[quote]chinadoll wrote:
chinadoll wrote:
“THERE IS NOT BATHROOM!!”

oops…typo

“THERE IS NO BATHROOM!”

[/quote]

I’ll get flamed for knowing this. ‘Kindergarten Cop’

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[quote]Dragonvash wrote:

  1. “You figit with your balls alot”
    “You know what would make me happy right now?”
    “An extra hand and another set of balls…hahaha”
    [/quote]

‘Planes, Trains and Automobiles’. One of my all time favourite comedies. I pretty much know this backwards, sad, sad, sad individual that I am…

“You play with your balls a lot.”
"I do NOT play with my balls. "
“Larry Bird doesn’t do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!”
“Are you trying to start a fight?”
“No. I’m simply stating a fact. That’s all. You fidget with your nuts a lot.”
“You know what’d make me happy?”
“Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers?”

“Why did you kiss my ear?”
“Why are you holding my hand?”
“Where’s your other hand?”
“Between two pillows”
“Those aren’t pillows!”

969

[quote]dre wrote:
Irish Daza wrote:
“Hello handsome, what’s your name?”

same movie…

“I’m drawing a complete Blank!”

“Dude, you should make him wear that prom dress!”

Grosse Point Blank?
[/quote]

yup

970

  1. You’re a funny guy…funny how?..you mean I make you laugh…I amuse you?..how the fuck am I funny?

  2. I don’t approve of your methods…oh yeah?..Well you’re not from Chicago.

  3. Greed is good…greed works.

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[quote]TONEdef wrote:
chinadoll wrote:
chinadoll wrote:
“THERE IS NOT BATHROOM!!”

oops…typo

“THERE IS NO BATHROOM!”

I’ll get flamed for knowing this. ‘Kindergarten Cop’[/quote]

‘Boys have a penis…girls have a vagina’…best quote of that movie.

972

Everyone who has answered mine is correct. I apologize for misquoting Planes, Trains, and Automobiles and for not spelling fidget correctly.

973

“the cheese is old and moldy, where is the bathroom?”

974

[quote]PharmD Pete wrote:
“the cheese is old and moldy, where is the bathroom?”[/quote]

Encino Man

“Did it work it’s self out?”
“Yeah man, but I worked it back in again”

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[quote]TONEdef wrote:
“We were all feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure.”[/quote]

A Clockwork Orange…

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[quote]johnny_law wrote:

  1. You’re a funny guy…funny how?..you mean I make you laugh…I amuse you?..how the fuck am I funny?

  2. I don’t approve of your methods…oh yeah?..Well you’re not from Chicago.

  3. Greed is good…greed works.[/quote]

  1. Good Fellas (Joe Pesci)

  2. Wall Street (Michael Douglas)

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[quote]Dragonvash wrote:
Everyone who has answered mine is correct. I apologize for misquoting Planes, Trains, and Automobiles and for not spelling fidget correctly.

[/quote]

I apologise for being a saddo who’s watched it too many times and knows the script off by heart.

978

[quote]MODOK wrote:
“Well, I guess he had it coming…”

“We’ve all got it coming, kid…”[/quote]

Unforgiven

979

“You must never, ever, ask me to stop drinking”.

980

[quote]lostinthought wrote:
“You must never, ever, ask me to stop drinking”. [/quote]

Leaving Las Vegas