The Quote Game

[quote]UtahLama wrote:
“In other words that thing is a SHIT DEMON!”[/quote]

Answer: Dogma

“If I had only gotten to be a doctor for 5 minutes, now that would have been a tragedy”

[quote]escot4 wrote:
“Now I show you some trick or two…”[/quote]

Bloodsport

[quote]escot4 wrote:
“That Hansel’s so hot right now.”[/quote]

Zoolander

[quote]escot4 wrote:
“Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife, and only a man whose ass is narrow can get down these steps. And if mine’s is such an ass, then I shall have it.”[/quote]

Golden Child

[quote]Lackzoom wrote:
“If I had only gotten to be a doctor for 5 minutes, now that would have been a tragedy”[/quote]

Field of Dreams

[quote]escot4 wrote:
“Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife, and only a man whose ass is narrow can get down these steps. And if mine’s is such an ass, then I shall have it.”[/quote]

The Golden Child

[quote]Dragonvash wrote:

“That’s what you happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!”
[/quote]

The Big Lebowski.
I posted this one before already. Keep up!

“Hello handsome, what’s your name?”

same movie…

“I’m drawing a complete Blank!”

“Dude, you should make him wear that prom dress!”

[quote]Dragonvash wrote:
So far so good, everyone who has answered my quotes has gotten them right. I’m especially impressed with the person who got Clue correct.

“Why is it if you kill a man in war it’s considered heroic, but if you kill him in the heat of passion it’s considered murder?” - paraphrase

and

“That’s what you happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!”
[/quote]

Last one from Big Lebowski

[quote]escot4 wrote:
“So she’s put on a few pounds?”

“I’d say about a deuce, deuce and a half.”[/quote]

Something about mary

[quote]escot4 wrote:
All I said was: “I’m pretending to whisper a big secret in your ear so that Jake here thinks I’m telling you a secret, which will cause him to break into a hysterical confession where he actually reveals a big secret. Thus confirming everything I just whispered in your ear.”[/quote]

Anyone know this one? I can’t figure it out.

[quote]PharmD Pete wrote:
escot4 wrote:
All I said was: “I’m pretending to whisper a big secret in your ear so that Jake here thinks I’m telling you a secret, which will cause him to break into a hysterical confession where he actually reveals a big secret. Thus confirming everything I just whispered in your ear.”

Anyone know this one? I can’t figure it out.[/quote]

“Not Another Teen Movie”

[quote]PharmD Pete wrote:
escot4 wrote:
All I said was: “I’m pretending to whisper a big secret in your ear so that Jake here thinks I’m telling you a secret, which will cause him to break into a hysterical confession where he actually reveals a big secret. Thus confirming everything I just whispered in your ear.”

Anyone know this one? I can’t figure it out.[/quote]

Not Another Teen Movie

Hey! I said get out of my house! That goes for cocksuckers and retards! Now get up off your asses and go!

[quote]Irish Daza wrote:
“Hello handsome, what’s your name?”

same movie…

“I’m drawing a complete Blank!”

“Dude, you should make him wear that prom dress!”[/quote]

Grosse Point Blank?

“You don’t know have as much as you think you do…Shitter”

[quote]Kayrob wrote:
“You don’t know have as much as you think you do…Shitter”[/quote]

One of my favs…Christine.

[quote]Dragonvash wrote:

“Why is it if you kill a man in war it’s considered heroic, but if you kill him in the heat of passion it’s considered murder?” - paraphrase

[/quote]

Wayne’s World 2

An easy one:

“He’s not the new messiah, he’s a very naughty boy”