“You can never go home again but I guess you can shop there”
and
“People talk about the terrible things they do…they don’t talk about the terrible things they do do!”
[quote]Tstud_9 wrote:
State Trooper: Tell me, officer, do you have any idea how fast you were going?
: Well, I got a 426 hemi here, 3/4 cams, nitro boosters, I can get ‘er up to as good as 155! Never do, though, of course, unless I’m chasing a cute chick in a Ferrari! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I guess I was goin’ about… 65, tops.
State Trooper: SEVEN! SEVEN miles an hour! And normally, when I stop people, they pull onto the shoulder!
[/quote]
Black Sheep
Farley was the best!!
[quote]Irish Daza wrote:
“Hurts…don’t it!”[/quote]
Kurt Russell- Tombstone
both quotes are the same movie…so no.
[quote]dcrosswell1 wrote:
Marie, are you awake?.. good. You look so beautiful and peaceful- you almost look dead. And I’m glad because there’s something I want to say that’s always been very difficult for me to say: I slit the sheet the sheet I slit and on the slitted sheet I sit. I’ve never been relaxed enough around anyone to be able to say that. You give me confidence in myself.
I know we’ve only known each other for four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week. And the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again. And the fourth day seemed like eight days. But the fifth day, you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day.
But then you came back and later on the sixth day in the evening when we saw each other-- that started seeming like two days. So in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days. So at the end of the sixth on into the seventh day that seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half.
I have it written down but I can show it to you tomorrow if you wanna see it. Anyway, I’ve decided that tomorrow, when the time is right, I’m gonna ask you to marry me. If thats okay with you, just don’t say anything. You’ve made me very happy.[/quote]
“THE JERK” Steve Martin. Great movie. Was just on DirecTV broadcaste in HD a couple weks ago.
[quote]johnny_law wrote:
Here are your names
Mr. Orange
Mr. Brown
Mr. Blonde
Mr. White
Mr. Blue
Mr. Pink
'Why am I Mr. Pink'?
'Because you're a faggot,alright'?
[/quote]
Resivoir Dogs
[quote]Tstud_9 wrote:
"It’s so damn hot… milk was a bad choice. "[/quote]
Anchorman
[quote]dcrosswell1 wrote:
Marie, are you awake?.. good. You look so beautiful and peaceful- you almost look dead. And I’m glad because there’s something I want to say that’s always been very difficult for me to say: I slit the sheet the sheet I slit and on the slitted sheet I sit. I’ve never been relaxed enough around anyone to be able to say that. You give me confidence in myself.
I know we’ve only known each other for four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week. And the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again. And the fourth day seemed like eight days. But the fifth day, you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day.
But then you came back and later on the sixth day in the evening when we saw each other-- that started seeming like two days. So in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days. So at the end of the sixth on into the seventh day that seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half.
I have it written down but I can show it to you tomorrow if you wanna see it. Anyway, I’ve decided that tomorrow, when the time is right, I’m gonna ask you to marry me. If thats okay with you, just don’t say anything. You’ve made me very happy.[/quote]
“The Jerk”
Steve Martin
How about…
“Don’t forget the bouquet Ed”.
[quote]stockzy wrote:
obatiger11 wrote:
Alright here is an older movie for you folks
“Only two things come out of Oklahoma, steers and queers and I don’t see any horns, boy”
Full metal jacket[/quote]
Office and a Gentleman
“Dr. Jones?”
(x2)“Yes”…Just kidding, okay here we go:
“F*ck you”
“You’re the sheperd”
[quote]swordthrower wrote:
Sepukku wrote:
“I’ll swallow yo’ soul, swallow yo’ soul, swallow yo’ soul!!!”
“Swallow This!!!”
Ash in Army of Darkness.[/quote]
I think it was Evil Dead 2, actually. I have seen AoD about 756 times. In that it went,
“WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!”
“Names Ash. Housewares.”
"I’LL SWALLOW YOUR SOULLL!
“Come get some.”
“Nothing beats a blowjob from a superior officer.”
“I can eat 50 eggs.”
“I speak jive.”
“I’ve got a pool and a pond. The pond would be good for you.”
“The seatbelt is broken. What do you suggest I do?”
“I suggest you stop being such faggot. You’re in the backseat.”
“Ferocious, aren’t I?”
“I used to fuck guys like you in prison.”
same movie…
“Ahhh, the double douche…”
[quote]egcabanissiii wrote:
“Nothing beats a blowjob from a superior officer.”[/quote]
a few good men, i think