The Quote Game

“That’s no good…Credit cards work on a completely different kind of lock”

and…

“You pay the speeding tickets, I’ll put you in the saddle!”

[quote]PharmD Pete wrote:
“I’m proud of you guys, you kept your heads back there. And that’s what you have to do when you find yourself in the midst of a wicked cock-fight.”

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The Majesty that is Anchorman

[quote]kingtiger wrote:
what rat bastard would play that song…at this moment at this time?

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Fear and Loathing

“Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you’re not feelin’ real well, does anyone ever say to you, ‘Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays’?”

“No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.”

[quote]simon-hecubus wrote:
“The 90s is gonna make the 60s look like the 50s.”

Too bad this quote didn’t come true.[/quote]

Dennis Hopper in “Flashback” isn’t it…Kiefer as an FBI agent and all…

[quote]kingtiger wrote:
third prize is…your fired[/quote]

Alec Baldwin, Glengarry Glen Ross

[quote]swordthrower wrote:
“Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you’re not feelin’ real well, does anyone ever say to you, ‘Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays’?”

“No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.”[/quote]

This one was done before…Office Space.

“I am a person, I have a right to the ball”

[quote]lostinthought wrote:
swordthrower wrote:
“Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you’re not feelin’ real well, does anyone ever say to you, ‘Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays’?”

“No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.”

This one was done before…Office Space. [/quote]

Sorry, I missed a bunch in the middle.

[quote]swordthrower wrote:

Sorry, I missed a bunch in the middle.[/quote]

Don’t be sorry, just don’t ever f*cking do it again. LOL

That quote was modified from the original which was this:

“Nice catch. Don’t ever f*cking do it again.”

Ecky,Ecky,Ecky,Zoop,p-tang,boing!

[quote]mnkybut wrote:
Ecky,Ecky,Ecky,Zoop,p-tang,boing![/quote]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

“Don’t nobody wanna go to jail in Mexico…they’ll stick all kinda burritos in yo ass”

[quote]dre wrote:
swordthrower wrote:

Sorry, I missed a bunch in the middle.

Don’t be sorry, just don’t ever f*cking do it again. LOL

That quote was modified from the original which was this:

“Nice catch. Don’t ever f*cking do it again.”[/quote]

Major League

“Don’t repress me Reg.”
“I’m not repressing you Stan, you don’t have a womb! Where’s the foetus gong to gestate, you going to keep it in a box?”

[quote]dre wrote:
mnkybut wrote:
Ecky,Ecky,Ecky,Zoop,p-tang,boing!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail[/quote]

Good call on the Monte Dre, I thought that was obscure enough to keep em guessing for awhile.

“Another Queen? Not on your knife! I mean…not on your life!”

Watching this one right now and thought it was funny. As a hint, this person would fit in well at T-Nation.

“… but if I’m here… and you’re here… doesn’t that make it OUR time?”

[quote]Winger11 wrote:
“Don’t repress me Reg.”
“I’m not repressing you Stan, you don’t have a womb! Where’s the foetus gong to gestate, you going to keep it in a box?”[/quote]

Life of Brian.

Its symbolic of his struggle against reality.

“They multiply by masturbation.”