What we have here is a failure to communicate.
I don’t know whether to ice the broad or marry her.
from the same movie:
You could hide in a box, in a submarine at the bottom of the ocean and I’ll still find you…got it.
[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
“You’re kinda pretty. I don’t know whether to fight you or fuck you.”[/quote]
Lionheart! "You are one cold’ hard, sick bitch Cynthia, you know that?
[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
“…and then some poor white trash shot him in the head.”[/quote]
I’m Gonna Get You Sucka
“He started sellin’ gold chains, Jack!”
“Oh GOD!”
[quote]dre wrote:
Why do Chet’s kids look at him like he’s Zues? My kids look at me like I’m a rack of yard tools at Sears.[/quote]
The Great Outdoors
OK, too easy and so dumb it’s funny.
“Terrorists, your game is through, now you’re gonna have to answer to [name of country] F#&K YEAH!! Lick-a my butt and suck on my balls!!”
“Ed, what an ugly thing to say–Ah abhor ugliness does this mean mean we aren’t friends anymoah? You know Ed, if Ah thought you weren’t mah friend, Ah just don’t think Ah could bearit.”
Earlier in the scene:
“Well. Ah s’pose Ah’m deranged, but A guess A’ll just have to call. Covah yo’ eahs, dawlin’.”
They said they were gonna f–k for a buck, do something strange for a little piece of change, and I know we’re gonna make them Holler for a doller.
One of 'em said they’d suck my d–k from the back I ain’t never had that happen to me, I’m trying to see what that be like.
[quote]dre wrote:
miniross wrote:
6 million ways to die…choose one.
um, that was the intro to the song “Serial Killa” on Snoop Dogg’s cd Doggystyle. Well, at that time he was Snoop Doggy Dogg. But i’m sure that you weren’t refering to that. LOL[/quote]
actually the quote from tha snoop song is “6 million ways to murder, choose 1”
[quote]Robert Monti wrote:
“What do you mean there’s no ice; you mean I gotta drink this coffee hot?!?!”
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Clerks
“Oh look at you you can’t even pass.”
“OVER THE LINE!!!”
“Hey Llama, how bout a little somethin for the effort?”
[quote]PGA200X wrote:
“I’m Batty, Batty, Batty.”[/quote]
Hollywood Shuffle?
Another one from earlier that no one got yet…
“I wish i had dated more catholic school girls growing up. As it stands i don’t have any ‘and then she unzipped her jumper’ stories.”
“Where’d you get the scratch for that? You’ve been rollin fags in the village again”
“God damn computer, I’m going to piss on the spark plug.”
[quote]hedo wrote:
What we have here is a failure to communicate.[/quote]
Cool Hand Luke (a classic)
[quote]lweber wrote:
JFS wrote:
“They brought their fucking toys with em”
American Wedding? or Bachelor Party?[/quote]
Nice try … but wrong … here’s another line, same movie …
“I’m going down to get some snatch by the pool”
“You like music?..Na Na…Jumpin Jack Flash he’s a gas gas gas”
[quote]obatiger11 wrote:
“He likes your bar.”
“and?”
“He likes your bar.”
“and?”
“You want me draw you a picture?”
Damn, no one has gotten this one yet?
OK, I’ll give you some more clues.
“OIY!!! Keep your fingers out of my soup”
and
“If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain’t the kinda pussy to drink it.”
[/quote]
Lock, Stock, and two smoking barrels.