The Quote Game

“You Dick!”

“Elf fucker!”

“Did you just let Screech in the fucking club?”

“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood…NOBODY”!

[quote]jogle1234 wrote:
“Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show’s called a pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they’re going to make more shows. Some pilots get picked and become television programs. Some don’t, become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing.” [/quote]

Pulp Fiction

[quote]lostinthought wrote:
“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood…NOBODY”![/quote]

Dodgeball.

“…and then some poor white trash shot him in the head.”

[quote]Kayrob wrote:
“You Dick!”[/quote]

Bill and Ted

[quote]lostinthought wrote:
“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood…NOBODY”![/quote]

Dodgeball

“Ouchtown, population you, bro!”

“That’s a bb gun. It won’t even break the skin.”
“Yes it will. This is a magnum PI.”

[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
“That’s a bb gun. It won’t even break the skin.”
“Yes it will. This is a magnum PI.”[/quote]

National Lampoons Vacation

“Freeze motherbitches!!!”

[quote]simon-hecubus wrote:
Look at the wording carefully:

“Badgers?! Did you say, badgers?..We don’t need no stinkin’ badgers!!!”[/quote]

Born in East L.A. --Cheech

[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
“Wait till they get a load of me.”[/quote]

The Joker in BATMAN

“He likes your bar.”

“and?”

“He likes your bar.”

“and?”

“You want me draw you a picture?”

[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
“Those aren’t pillows!”[/quote]

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

[quote]simon-hecubus wrote:
Look at the wording carefully:

“Badgers?! Did you say, badgers?..We don’t need no stinkin’ badgers!!!”[/quote]

I’d have to say this is from UHF, Weird Al’s masterpiece of shit.

(actually, I loved it)

“Cows!! I hate cows more than I hate coppers!!!”

“You ever go into work and somebody say ‘You gotta case of the Mondays?’”

“Naw, Hell naw man!!! I believe you’d get your ass beat for somethin like that”

“Boy, you got a pretty mouth. Ima make you squeel like a pig.”