I don’t believe for a second they’re going to 600% match anything.
My money is on Biden, because Trump is afraid to move since he thinks you no only have a set number of heartbeats until you die.
Then again, Trump being a heavier fellow might just be able to sit on Joe…I don’t think Joe knows enough jujitsu to be able to pull guard and do anything.
He’ll wrap a chain around that head tho.
Damn, I always forget. That’d make a great MK fatality.
Trump is the kind of guy who will say, “touch me and I’ll sue.”
Trump is paying big retainers to all major law offices in Slovenia to sue people left and right for daring to mention FLOTUS in any context - whether it’s her knowledge of (or lack of) six languages, her personal history or even changes in her physical appearance.
Weird thought but I think Biden wins easily. He’s at least worked out throughout his life. Trump’s next workout will be his first. Trump may speak a good bully game but he’d fold immediately in a fight.
Now if it’s a cheeseburger eating contest it’s a different story!
Which one is Kamala?
The one on the right acknowledged his nonexistent Indian heritage while Kamala
never did so for her actual one.
Who are these guys? Biden on left?
Canada PM on right?
I think the better question is: which one would Melania bang?
Joe just got done with work or class, still has a pen in his pocket, and then straight to the package store. I wonder what he was drinking back in those days.
Peak cuck.
Speaking of cucks, it’s worth noting that if you allege that Slovenia’s current president (left), a former male model who banged (and is still banging) everything with a pulse, once briefly hooked up with an aspiring redneck girl who dreamed of greatness and wealthy older men, you’ll get a cease-and-desist letter from Trump’s lawyers.
This could easily be a more entertaining game than the elections
If I have to pick a world leader in battle royale, I’m opting for the steroidal Mongolian President.
He’s the guy with the bat. Their bench form was atrocious, but they were getting beaten between sets so I guess they get a pass…
I gotta say, I need what they’ve got in my own training. I need to bottle some of this insanity for my deadlift days.
Damn! That’s a guy with all the experience - not to mention he’s got time spent training their national martial art as well as judo.
The real question is do we limit it to hands only or do we throw some folding chairs, ladders, and bats in the ring too? Is this Rage in a cage style or - befitting the political nature of the contestants - is this a “money in the bank” match?
Pelosi beats all of them.
