[quote]StevenF wrote:
darkie wrote:
I’m going out to eat with my girlfriend. See ya later.
we all eat with our hands. [/quote]
I eat with my feet.
Judging by the “impressive” english we’re seeing from these guys, they seem to have opened a troll factory in Pakistan (or someplace) this year. Somewhat better than their other recent products though (Player, Heavy Duty)…
Oh well, you kids have fun with the Uzbech/paki/whatever…I need to fap to my collection of Marvel heroines.
[quote]darkie wrote:
Lol. Another essay from the dork. I don’t know you and could care less about your poultry homoerotic insinuations. Anyone with sense knows someone who uses homosexuality as a put down to others usually has some degree of homosexual thoughts/orientation themselves.
Not to mention that you are degrading all the homosexual members on this board with you pathetic taunts who have done nothing to you. So you see DORK I can get technical as well but I prefe not to since I do have a life.
The internet is for fun. Real life is for serious business. Not the other way around. Have fun with your marvel comics. I’m going out to eat with my girlfriend. See ya later.[/quote]
“Anyone with sense” knows that ‘poultry’ is another word for chicken. Look it up. I’d lay off the “technical” words if I were you: it’s obviously not working out. You’re only making yourself look like an even bigger fool. Here’s a newflash, Dorkie: you’re the one travelling around various bodybuilding websites criticizing other guys’ physiques. Nobody else.
I’m not levelling gay remarks at you for no reason. Nor are they meant to be ‘taunts’ or ‘insinuations’. I’m being serious. The fact is, you are conducting yourself like a gay stalker, so it is quite appropriate to label you as one. You set yourself up for those accusations from your very first post.
I’m just calling a spade a spade. It’s a bit late to be trying to turn my own argument against me, especially since you didn’t deny anything I said about you. Pathetic. The best you can come up with is some feeble attempt at reverse psychology closely followed by making a big deal about going out with your ahem “girlfriend” - like we really believe that…
Anyway, you can’t take your “girlfriend” out to dinner - she’s got a slow puncture.
If the internet is really a bit of fun for you, then why are you intent on keeping this stinking corpse of a troll job alive? It died on its feet the moment you became the object of ridicule.
In fact, every post you have made so far indicates that you are a snotty little punk with no knowledge of actual bodybuilding, so you decide to come here to hurl abuse at all of the ‘meatheads’, thinking that it would be a breeze. Your attempts to look clever and cool have backfired on your ass - you’re just too damned dumb to see it.
Atrocious grammar and punctuation? Check! Obligatory use of ‘lol’? Check! Predictable comment about ‘comic-books’, ‘dorks’ and ‘essays’? Check! Even more predictable comment about lack of social life despite being a troll himself? Check! Cretin control to Dorkie: you are cleared for take-off…
I’m going to predict that Dorkie’s next post will read something like this:
Blah, blah, blah, essay lol, lol dork. Blah, blah, look-at-me-I’m-going-out-with-my-imaginary-girlfriend-to-eat.My-social-life-is-so-fulfilling-I’m-so-cool-right-now-I-love-my-life-it’s-great-to-be-me, lol, blah, blah, social life, dork, marvel comics, lol, dork. Lol.
Hurry up with your next post Dorkie. I want see if I’ve guessed correctly…
LOL wow I just checked back on this thread, Roybot you are tearing darkie a new asshole just like his boyfriend.
[quote]roybot wrote:
I’m going to predict that Dorkie’s next post will read something like this:
Blah, blah, blah, essay lol, lol dork. Blah, blah, lol, blah, blah, social life, dork, marvel comics, lol, dork. Lol.
Hurry up with your next post Dorkie. I want see if I’ve guessed correctly…
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I liked your old Avatar better
[quote]Stength4life wrote:
I liked your old Avatar better[/quote]
I changed it for Dorkie’s benefit. He couldn’t get his head around the fact that it wasn’t Batman or a Marvel character. I didn’t want to confuse him any more than he already is. His posts are already rambling and delusional. He needs to up his dosage…
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
LOL wow I just checked back on this thread, Roybot you are tearing darkie a new asshole just like his boyfriend.[/quote]
Lolz for the trollz. I think it’s quite clear that I’m fighting a losing battle here. Dorkie has obviously got me on the run with his superior creativity and intelligence. I should never have tried to engage him in the first place. I tried to wing it and got a roasting.
My poultry remarks just bounce off him. Maybe I should have ducked out while I had the chance. I thought Dorkie was a turkey but he’s flipped the bird and made me look like a chicken.
The strain is too much - I can’t coop anymore. If he lols at my essays, social life, comic books or calls me dork one more time, I think I’m going to cry. How can anybody say such ‘fowl’ things?
Sigh, you kids…arguing over such poultry matters.
Do you ever get tired crying “fowl” everytime things don’t go your way? Don’t try to chicken out of this battle, or you’ll need to quit posting long essays - cold turkey.
[quote]roybot wrote:
waylanderxx wrote:
LOL wow I just checked back on this thread, Roybot you are tearing darkie a new asshole just like his boyfriend.
Lolz for the trollz. I think it’s quite clear that I’m fighting a losing battle here. Dorkie has obviously got me on the run with his superior creativity and intelligence. I should never have tried to engage him in the first place.
I tried to wing it and paid the price. My poultry remarks just bounce off him. Maybe I should have ducked out while I had the chance. I thought Dorkie was a turkey but he’s flipped the bird and made me look like a chicken.
If he lols at my essays, social life, comic books or calls me dork one more time, I think I’m going to cry. How can anybody say such ‘fowl’ things?
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[quote]Addiction wrote:
waylanderxx wrote:
patricio2626 wrote:
Hah, maybe you should feel privileged… you’re getting cyber-stalkers, just like Prof. X!
haha I’m thinking it’s a regular member here who is butt hurt or something and made a new account just to talk shit to me. There is no way someone is retarded enough to join yesterday and do that lol. Then again I could be wrong hah.
It’s probably Diamond Delts [/quote]
Wow, I laughed out loud; thanks.
haha I’m lmao at “poultry.”
Darkie is one smart cookie…NAWT
“Did Dorkie just call me a ‘homoerotic insinuation’? What a total plucker”…