[quote]darkie wrote:
And we want to hear from a guy whose avi pic is some marvel comic book character? Double lol.[/quote]
Never mind my avatar (which isn’t Marvel, anyway).
You still haven’t denied that you like to get manhandled on a nightly basis. I’ll take that as a ‘yes’, then.
And what’s all this ‘we’ crap? Everybody hates you.
[quote]roybot wrote:
darkie wrote:
And we want to hear from a guy whose avi pic is some marvel comic book character? Double lol.
Never mind my avatar.
You still haven’t denied that you like to get manhandled on a nightly basis. I’ll take that as a ‘yes’, then.
And what’s all this ‘we’ crap? Everybody hates you.
[/quote]
Lol. All I see is you typing marvel boy. Nice try though.
[quote]darkie wrote:
Kromlic wrote:
This thread’s concept just reeks of BB.com… 'nuff said.
Don’t blame me. I didn’t make it.[/quote]
You do realize that paying people out without showing them what you look like does not make you impressive. It also means you can’t win the argument as you could be a tiny newb for all we know. So please, for the good of us all, show us what you look like or shut the fuck up.
[quote]aussie101 wrote:
darkie wrote:
Kromlic wrote:
This thread’s concept just reeks of BB.com… 'nuff said.
Don’t blame me. I didn’t make it.
You do realize that paying people out without showing them what you look like does not make you impressive. It also means you can’t win the argument as you could be a tiny newb for all we know. So please, for the good of us all, show us what you look like or shut the fuck up. [/quote]
Roid rage much bro?
Don’t feed the animals… 
I did not mean for this thread to be a flame fest, sorry. I would delete it now if I could.
shit happens.
[quote]darkie wrote:
Sorry. I don’t look up to criminals. I actually have morals. [/quote]
I’ve heard that you spend most of your time on your knees in front of nude men with dubious reputations. So not only do you indeed “look up to criminals”, but you have no morals either. Maybe you should consider a life of crime after all, because you’re obviously not cut out for a career in stand up comedy…
Unless, of course, “comedy” is an Armenian word for indulging in a series of wrestling matches with fat, greasy, naked, middle-aged men. That would actually make sense…
[quote]darkie wrote:
Lol. All I see is you typing marvel boy. Nice try though.[/quote]
All I see is you being an irritating c*ntbubble. Your comebacks are appalling: I’ve seen better jokes come out of a Christmas cracker. It would be entertaining if your retorts were actually clever - now you’re just flat-out boring. The fact that you have to punctuate nearly every post you make with a ‘LOL’ of some kind is all the proof I need that you are very used to having people laugh at you, not with you, so you have to do all the lol’ing yourself.
Be careful not to lol too hard though, otherwise you’ll shit yourself again, and your nurse can’t deal with that and wipe the dribble off your chin at the same time, can she? It could get very messy.
Your sole purpose for being here is to solicit male companionship: you have yet to deny that. When that inevitably fails, you resort to ‘critiquing’ other people’s physique’s (and let’s face it, judging by your recent contributions, your opinion wouldn’t stink any worse if you dropped it in a public toilet, forgot about it, left wihout flushing, and went back to retrieve it five years later), then when THAT fails, you have to resort to making fun of someone’s avatar - despite being too stupid to upload one yourself - because calling it a Marvel character when it is actually DC is SO hurtful and insulting.
But it’s no suprise that you aren’t a fan of comic-books - you’d be totally out of your depth with anything that actually involves reading.
This is exactly the reason I don’t have stats and pics posted up, because when witless morons like you crawl out of the woodwork, you have no ammunition, other than making humorless remarks about avatars.
Me: Hey, Darkie. You’re so stupid that I’ve heard The International Federation for Human Rights are trying to bring you up on charges for keeping your braincell in solitary confinement.
Darkie: Oh yeah…oh, yeah? Well…um…you have an avatar of a Marvel character…and, and…you and Waylanderxx are criminals!
Me:[sarcasm] Damn, Darkie! You really showed us who’s boss… [/sarcasm]
Guess I was right.You are obviously a slow learner, so I’ll spell out for you once and for all. If you can’t follow the big words, then just look at the pretty pictures. I’m sure you’ll get the message if you concentrate hard enough…
I’m not going to bump this blatant exercise in attention-seeking again either, so don’t bother.
P.S. I’ve changed my avatar just to confuse Darkie. He can boost his post count by stating the obvious and tell us all that it is in fact, an eye. He will spend the rest of his time scratching his head wondering where the other eye went to…
[quote]JackedAndSwole wrote:
I did not mean for this thread to be a flame fest, sorry. I would delete it now if I could.[/quote]
Nah, these types of threads are the best!
Lol roybot you’re a pro at flaming these trolls, well played sir well played.
[quote]Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
Split wrote:
waylanderxx wrote:
“Belief and reality don’t always match.”
[/quote]
- Cephalic_Carnage
[quote]roybot wrote:
darkie wrote:
Sorry. I don’t look up to criminals. I actually have morals.
I’ve heard that you spend most of your time on your knees in front of nude men with dubious reputations. So not only do you indeed “look up to criminals”, but you have no morals either. Maybe you should consider a life of crime after all, because you’re obviously not cut out for a career in stand up comedy…
Unless, of course, “comedy” is an Armenian word for indulging in a series of wrestling matches with fat, greasy, naked, middle-aged men. That would actually make sense…
darkie wrote:
Lol. All I see is you typing marvel boy. Nice try though.
All I see is you being an irritating c*ntbubble. Your comebacks are appalling: I’ve seen better jokes come out of a Christmas cracker. It would be entertaining if your retorts were actually clever - now you’re just flat-out boring. The fact that you have to punctuate nearly every post you make with a ‘LOL’ of some kind is all the proof I need that you are very used to having people laugh at you, not with you, so you have to do all the lol’ing yourself.
Be careful not to lol too hard though, otherwise you’ll shit yourself again, and your nurse can’t deal with that and wipe the dribble off your chin at the same time, can she? It could get very messy.
Your sole purpose for being here is to solicit male companionship: you have yet to deny that. When that inevitably fails, you resort to ‘critiquing’ other people’s physique’s (and let’s face it, judging by your recent contributions, your opinion wouldn’t stink any worse if you dropped it in a public toilet, forgot about it, left wihout flushing, and went back to retrieve it five years later), then when THAT fails, you have to resort to making fun of someone’s avatar - despite being too stupid to upload one yourself - because calling it a Marvel character when it is actually DC is SO hurtful and insulting.
But it’s no suprise that you aren’t a fan of comic-books - you’d be totally out of your depth with anything that actually involves reading.
This is exactly the reason I don’t have stats and pics posted up, because when witless morons like you crawl out of the woodwork, you have no ammunition, other than making humorless remarks about avatars.
Me: Hey, Darkie. You’re so stupid that I’ve heard The International Federation for Human Rights are trying to bring you up on charges for keeping your braincell in solitary confinement.
Darkie: Oh yeah…oh, yeah? Well…um…you have an avatar of a Marvel character…and, and…you and Waylanderxx are criminals!
Me:[sarcasm] Damn, Darkie! You really showed us who’s boss… [/sarcasm]
Guess I was right.You are obviously a slow learner, so I’ll spell out for you once and for all. If you can’t follow the big words, then just look at the pretty pictures. I’m sure you’ll get the message if you concentrate hard enough…
I’m not going to bump this blatant exercise in attention-seeking again either, so don’t bother.
P.S. I’ve changed my avatar just to confuse Darkie. He can boost his post count by stating the obvious and tell us all that it is in fact, an eye. He will spend the rest of his time scratching his head wondering where the other eye went to…
[/quote]
So you write an entire page to flame with gay jokes. You are a comic book dork with no life. Hence no avi pic to show off your phantom muscles. Have fun fapping to pics of batman. Lol.
[quote]darkie wrote:
So you write an entire page to flame with gay jokes.[/quote]
But your homosexuality is so vast and all-encompassing that I needed to type an entire page to do justice to the subject. That was just the abridged version. Besides, who’s joking? Nothing wrong with being gay, but you should stick with the sites that cater for that kind of thing.
Coming on to a bodybuilding website to ogle men and pretend that you are some kind of ‘expert’ isn’t fooling anybody. Especially when you open your mouth. Maybe you should use it for what nature designed it for: to accommodate dick.[quote]You are a comic book dork[/quote] Your point is? I wouldn’t trash comic books too much if I were you. There are more people that read them on this site than you realize. [quote] with no life.[/quote] That is technically incorrect.
If I had “no life” then I would be dead and wouldn’t be able to respond to your shitty opinions and lame comebacks, which admittedly after reading them make me wish that I was dead. [quote]Hence no avi pic to show off your phantom muscles.[/quote]
Never you mind about my pics, “big boy”. Muscular or not, the last thing I need is some random goon like you slobbering over my body. Why are you so desperate for pics of me with my shirt off, honeybunch?
As if I need to ask…Needless to say I’m not going to post pics for just for your sexual gratification, so stop trying to trick me into doing that.
I find it extremely creepy to be honest. The thought of you doing a “one-handed critique” of my bare torso is like having a convicted sex offender watching me undress through a hole in the changing room wall. My parents warned me about perverts like you.
I’d ask where your pics are, but if you are anywhere near as deluded about your physical development as you are about your much vaunted ‘intelligence’ and ‘sense of humor’, I think you can quite happily keep those between yourself and your latest boy-toy. Besides, you probably make Olive Oyl look masculine.
Being a guy with a size zero figure isn’t something you see everyday, but at least it lets you rock the latest women’s fashions, right?..
Sorry Darkie, a failed joke doesn’t get any funnier by telling it over and over again. It just shows that your attempts at flaming me begin and end with comments about my avatar. Baiting me about comic books, etc. doesn’t exactly cut me to the quick or[ showcase your dazzling intellect, so you might want to change the record for your own good.
Ever heard of the saying “you can’t polish a turd”? - if a joke isn’t funny the first time you type it, it sure as hell isn’t going to be funny by repeating it over and over and over again, and adding ‘lol’ at the end every time you type it isn’t gonna help either. Also, a two year-old could identify Batman from a photo, and yet you still got it wrong.
I think it’s a pretty safe bet that you are by far the most intellectually stunted member of this site, and I’ve encountered some real contenders for that title in my time. That’s cool, though - just another chump to poke fun at.
[quote]roybot wrote:
darkie wrote:
So you write an entire page to flame with gay jokes.
But your homosexuality is so vast and all-encompassing that I needed to type an entire page to do justice to the subject. That was just the abridged version. Besides, who’s joking? Nothing wrong with being gay, but you should stick with the sites that cater for that kind of thing.
Coming on to a bodybuilding website to ogle men and pretend that you are some kind of ‘expert’ isn’t fooling anybody. Especially when you open your mouth. Maybe you should use it for what nature designed it for: to accommodate dick.You are a comic book dork Your point is?
I wouldn’t trash comic books too much if I were you. There are more people that read them on this site than you realize. with no life. That is technically incorrect.
If I had “no life” then I would be dead and wouldn’t be able to respond to your shitty opinions and lame comebacks, which admittedly after reading them make me wish that I was dead. Hence no avi pic to show off your phantom muscles.
Never you mind about my pics, “big boy”. Muscular or not, the last thing I need is some random goon like you slobbering over my body. Why are you so desperate for pics of me with my shirt off, honeybunch?
As if I need to ask…Needless to say I’m not going to post pics for just for your sexual gratification, so stop trying to trick me into doing that.
I find it extremely creepy to be honest. The thought of you doing a “one-handed critique” of my bare torso is like having a convicted sex offender watching me undress through a hole in the changing room wall. My parents warned me about perverts like you.
I’d ask where your pics are, but if you are anywhere near as deluded about your physical development as you are about your much vaunted ‘intelligence’ and ‘sense of humor’, I think you can quite happily keep those between yourself and your latest boy-toy. Besides, you probably make Olive Oyl look masculine.
Being a guy with a size zero figure isn’t something you see everyday, but at least it lets you rock the latest women’s fashions, right?..
Have fun fapping to pics of batman. Lol.
Sorry Darkie, a failed joke doesn’t get any funnier by telling it over and over again. It just shows that your attempts at flaming me begin and end with comments about my avatar. Baiting me about comic books, etc. doesn’t exactly cut me to the quick or[ showcase your dazzling intellect, so you might want to change the record for your own good.
Ever heard of the saying “you can’t polish a turd”? - if a joke isn’t funny the first time you type it, it sure as hell isn’t going to be funny by repeating it over and over and over again, and adding ‘lol’ at the end every time you type it isn’t gonna help either. Also, a two year-old could identify Batman from a photo, and yet you still got it wrong.
I think it’s a pretty safe bet that you are by far the most intellectually stunted member of this site, and I’ve encountered some real contenders for that title in my time. That’s cool, though - just another chump to poke fun at.[/quote]
Once again. Another essay from a comic book dork. Who comes online to write an essay to strangers on the internet? Dorks with no social life that’s who. The truth hurts bro. Sorry.
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
Lol roybot you’re a pro at flaming these trolls, well played sir well played.[/quote]
That waist…
[quote]darkie wrote:
waylanderxx wrote:
Lol roybot you’re a pro at flaming these trolls, well played sir well played.
That waist…[/quote]
If his waist is interfering with your jacking of to waylanderxx’s pictures, simply cover it up with something.
[quote]darkie wrote:
Once again.[/quote]Once again, it’s Darkie posting up the same old tired crap. Yawn…[quote] Another essay[/quote]You’ve obviously never seen an essay [quote] from a comic book dork.[/quote] And yet you continue to type the same old wank over and over again thinking you are somehow going to get the better of me if you wear me down. How is it you have to find entertainment in being such a blatant shit-monger if your social life is so rich?[quote]Who comes online to write an essay to strangers on the internet? Dorks with no social life that’s who.[/quote] Who signs up to a website with the express purpose of talking trash?The “dork with no social life” is closer to home than you think…
The fact that you have to bring up steroids every other post suggests to me that you hardly ever train and that you know jack about getting jacked- and that’s being generous.Stick around, STFU and read. You might learn something. [quote] The truth hurts bro.[/quote] Yes it does. But seeing as you’re spouting the same old shit in an attempt to get a rise out of me, I don’t have to worry about “the truth”, now do I?[quote] Sorry.[/quote] No need to apologize. Unlike you, I can actually compose and type more than three sentences at a time. My last contribution took me less than two minutes to type up, leaving me plenty of time for a ‘social life’ (which is nothing to do with you, anyway, thankfully). What’s your excuse? Ah well, at least you’ve stopped pestering me for my photos and stopped lol’ing at your own jokes. We’ll see how long that lasts, though. You still haven’t gotten any new material, I see.
P.S. I’m not your “bro”. Not even close…
[quote]roybot wrote:
darkie wrote:
Once again.Once again, it’s Darkie posting up the same old tired crap. Yawn… Another essayYou’ve obviously never seen an essay from a comic book dork.
And yet you continue to type the same old wank over and over again thinking you are somehow going to get the better of me if you wear me down.
How is it you have to find entertainment in being such a blatant shit-monger if your social life is so rich?Who comes online to write an essay to strangers on the internet?
Dorks with no social life that’s who. Who signs up to a website with the express purpose of talking trash?The “dork with no social life” is closer to home than you think…
The fact that you have to bring up steroids every other post suggests to me that you hardly ever train and that you know jack about getting jacked- and that’s being generous.Stick around, STFU and read.
You might learn something. The truth hurts bro. Yes it does. But seeing as you’re spouting the same old shit in an attempt to get a rise out of me, I don’t have to worry about “the truth”, now do I? Sorry. No need to apologize. Unlike you, I can actually compose and type more than three sentences at a time.
My last contribution took me less than two minutes to type up, leaving me plenty of time for a ‘social life’ (which is nothing to do with you, anyway, thankfully). What’s your excuse?
Ah well, at least you’ve stopped pestering me for my photos and stopped lol’ing at your own jokes. We’ll see how long that lasts, though. You still haven’t gotten any new material, I see.
P.S. I’m not your “bro”. Not even close…
[/quote]
Lol. Another essay from the dork. I don’t know you and could care less about your poultry homoerotic insinuations. Anyone with sense knows someone who uses homosexuality as a put down to others usually has some degree of homosexual thoughts/orientation themselves.
Not to mention that you are degrading all the homosexual members on this board with you pathetic taunts who have done nothing to you. So you see DORK I can get technical as well but I prefer not to since I do have a life.
The internet is for fun. Real life is for serious business. Not the other way around. Have fun with your marvel comics. I’m going out to eat with my girlfriend. See ya later.
[quote]darkie wrote:
I’m going out to eat with my girlfriend. See ya later.[/quote]
we all eat with our hands.
???
[quote]darkie wrote:
Lol. Another essay from the dork. I don’t know you and could care less about your poultry homoerotic insinuations.[/quote]