I get the pee shivers too, and it’s immensely satisfying. It doesn’t need to be cold weather either. Another satisfying thing is when doing it first thing in the morning, and dropping a huge fart at the end of it!
Ahhh the relaxation of all those lower muscles…
One of the worst things though, is if you fart and then you feel that you’ve struck mud.
[quote]Chewie wrote:
meangenes wrote:
Try it with a boner, in the shower, and you gotta say “Look mom, no hands!” – Adds to the effect, that’s all.
Why would your mom be in the shower with you?[/quote]
That’s a good question…!?
I tried pissing on an electric wire the other day. Learn this and learn this well: Always empty your bowels before you expose yourself to high voltage.
[quote]JohnnyBlaze wrote:
I tried Canadian pancakes last week - a stack of pancakes with bacon on top, drizzled with maple syrup. Let me tell you what, that’s a bizarre idea I’d never thought of before. Pancakes topped with bacon? But it tasted damn nice![/quote]
Those wacky Canadians and their bacon. In college I had a roommate from Toronto who had bacon with practically every meal. My friend used to tease him that the pig must be Canada’s national bird.
[quote]Corrosion wrote:
pookie and rainjack- You guys realize you are arguing about the pissing and crapping techniques you usually use when in the bathroom, right?[/quote]
Was there ever a better thread to engage in a pissing contest?
HA!! I haven’t laughed that hard in a while!!
[quote]Contrl wrote:
I tried pissing on an electric wire the other day. Learn this and learn this well: Always empty your bowels before you expose yourself to high voltage.[/quote]
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Contrl wrote:
I tried pissing on an electric wire the other day. Learn this and learn this well: Always empty your bowels before you expose yourself to high voltage.
AC/DC wrote a song about that very subject.[/quote]
And Ren and Stimpy made a board game out of it.
[quote]Damici wrote:
HA!!! That was hilarious!!!
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Good to see someone still has a sense of humor!
Pure Canadian Bliss
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Those wacky Canadians and their bacon. In college I had a roommate from Toronto who had bacon with practically every meal. My friend used to tease him that the pig must be Canada’s national bird.[/quote]
…our other national symbol is the beaver.
Bacon, beer and beaver. What else is there to live for?
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Can I have that in reverse order?[/quote]
For live to there is else what? Beaver and beer, bacon.
I would amend that list to read “beef, beer and beaver.”
Bacon just cannot compare to a 20-ounce medium rare sirloin.
Not even Canadian bacon.
I’m not sure why you get a shiver when you take a piss. You may need to take a piss when you get cold, however, as your peripheral blood vessels constrict to divert more blood to your vital organs. To prevent a relative fluid overload, your kidneys kick it up a bit and remove excess water which leads to having to whiz.
That pee shiver though, I must say I do enjoy it!