The Pee Shiver

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[quote]rainjack wrote:
I’m not pissy.

Shoot a cow? That’s the best you can do? I thought you was some sort of genius-type.[/quote]

It’s a common misconception.

Make up your mind. You want me to pee standing up or not?

[quote]You could have at least admitted that you laughed at my post.

I feel cheated. [/quote]

Because I didn’t laugh, or because you’re not orgasming correctly?

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[quote]pookie wrote:
rainjack wrote:
I’m not pissy.

Shoot a cow? That’s the best you can do? I thought you was some sort of genius-type.

It’s a common misconception.

I cut you off at the knees and the best you can come back with is “Go shoot a cow”?

Make up your mind. You want me to pee standing up or not?

You could have at least admitted that you laughed at my post.

I feel cheated.

Because I didn’t laugh, or because you’re not orgasming correctly?
[/quote]

You’re the one that can’t take a piss right. God knows what you are doing when it comes to laying the paint. Hell - you think curling is a sport.

Canadians.

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I get a peegasim occaisionally, not necessarily when it’s cold. It’s like 10-20% of the power of a real orgasm. I have a hunch it’s related to whatever causes you to lose a hard-on after you pee. They do so many retarded studies I’m sure somebodies already figured this thing out.

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[quote]rainjack wrote:
You’re the one that can’t take a piss right. God knows what you are doing when it comes to laying the paint. Hell - you think curling is a sport.

Canadians.[/quote]

Right. From someone living in a country where the NATIONAL sport is baseball. Three hours of boredom intercut with 4 minutes of actual action.

No wonder you derive so much pleasure from taking a piss; it’s among the highlights of your life.

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sometimes when I come inside from the cold and have to take fire hydrant piss, I start laughing. I don’t why, I just laugh when I pee on occasion.

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Try it with a boner, in the shower, and you gotta say “Look mom, no hands!” – Adds to the effect, that’s all.

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[quote]meangenes wrote:
Try it with a boner, in the shower, and you gotta say “Look mom, no hands!” – Adds to the effect, that’s all.[/quote]

Why would your mom be in the shower with you?

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I can’t bring myself to piss in the cold. Sometimes it causes the tweezers to stick to my skin.

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[quote]AdamC wrote:
Damici wrote:
Has anyone come up with a real solution for stage fright yet?

buy a penis enlarger?[/quote]

LMAO!

This one is for you Damici… poor little guy.

http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/player.jhtml?ml_video=71771&ml_collection=&ml_gateway=&ml_gateway_id=&ml_comedian=&ml_runtime=&ml_context=show&ml_origin_url=/shows/chappelles_show/videos/lost/index.jhtml&ml_playlist=&lnk=&is_large=true

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HA!!! That was hilarious!!!

[quote]beebuddy wrote:
AdamC wrote:
Damici wrote:
Has anyone come up with a real solution for stage fright yet?

buy a penis enlarger?

LMAO!

This one is for you Damici… poor little guy.

http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/player.jhtml?ml_video=71771&ml_collection=&ml_gateway=&ml_gateway_id=&ml_comedian=&ml_runtime=&ml_context=show&ml_origin_url=/shows/chappelles_show/videos/lost/index.jhtml&ml_playlist=&lnk=&is_large=true

[/quote]

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[quote]pookie wrote:
rainjack wrote:
You’re the one that can’t take a piss right. God knows what you are doing when it comes to laying the paint. Hell - you think curling is a sport.

Canadians.

Right. From someone living in a country where the NATIONAL sport is baseball. Three hours of boredom intercut with 4 minutes of actual action.

No wonder you derive so much pleasure from taking a piss; it’s among the highlights of your life.
[/quote]

It’s an enjoyable experience - not a highlight.

Don’t try to deflect your inability to use the men’s restroom properly with our choice of spectator sports

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i think the whole stage fright thing is really an instinctual thing. out in the wild when you went to take a piss you were vulnerable to either predators or rival members of your social group.

so you have to feel dominant and safe to be able to take a piss in a packed public bathroom, which is why visualizing yourself being fuckin awesome or playing death metal in your head totally helps you piss

pee shivers are cool, i get them rarely but it feels good, like a minigasm without all the hand effort. when i was like 6 or used to club this pole in my backyard and get the same feeling lol. i think its the same thing female get when they hit the captains chair in the gym and get a “coregasm”

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[quote]Chewie wrote:
I can’t bring myself to piss in the cold. Sometimes it causes the tweezers to stick to my skin.[/quote]

nice. now that’s good humor

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[quote]rainjack wrote:
It’s an enjoyable experience - not a highlight.

Don’t try to deflect your inability to use the men’s restroom properly with our choice of spectator sports[/quote]

Obviously, I don’t put in the same planning, effort and mental preparation that taking a piss requires of you.

Then again, I see it as waste management between (much) better things to do; not as an “experience” to be enjoyed.

I had heard about the joys of a “simple life”, but little did I suspect that urine played such a major part in it. I thought those yellow stains between your fingers where from cigarettes… silly me.

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[quote]pookie wrote:
… silly me.

[/quote]

indeed.

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[quote]pookie wrote:
I had heard about the joys of a “simple life”, but little did I suspect that urine played such a major part in it. I thought those yellow stains between your fingers where from cigarettes… silly me.

[/quote]

Yellow finger stains? You must be speaking from experience, as we usually wash our hands after pissing.

IF you guys can’t figure out how to take a piss, I would hate to see what you do when it comes dropping the numero dos.

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[quote]rainjack wrote:
IF you guys can’t figure out how to take a piss, I would hate to see what you do when it comes dropping the numero dos. [/quote]

We’re supposed to drop it? Damn, it makes sense now.

Thanks for the tip.

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[quote]pookie wrote:
rainjack wrote:
IF you guys can’t figure out how to take a piss, I would hate to see what you do when it comes dropping the numero dos.

We’re supposed to drop it? Damn, it makes sense now.

Thanks for the tip.
[/quote]

You have to have something to drop before you can hold it - I guess that’s why you GWNers have been taught to sit down.

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pookie and rainjack- You guys realize you are arguing about the pissing and crapping techniques you usually use when in the bathroom, right?

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[quote]Corrosion wrote:
pookie and rainjack- You guys realize you are arguing about the pissing and crapping techniques you usually use when in the bathroom, right?[/quote]

lol it’s funny though!

I tried Canadian pancakes last week - a stack of pancakes with bacon on top, drizzled with maple syrup. Let me tell you what, that’s a bizarre idea I’d never thought of before. Pancakes topped with bacon? But it tasted damn nice!