3-1 lb hamburgers.
[quote]supermick wrote:
trick magnet wrote:
i once ate two midgets as they struggled to save their lives
top man! but are you sure they were midgets and not dwarfs? Could of been a goblin?
Either way, congrats!
The OP is an idiot[/quote]
Washed them down with a sprite?
I will be the first to admit that I can’t eat a whole lot in one sitting anymore but I bet I eat more on a daily basis than most people on this site. My body has gotten used to getting food every 2.5 hours now so that kinda takes away from the whole one sitting thing.
My record from the glory days at an all you can eat seafood restaurant in Annapolis, MD.
- 1.5 dozen jumbo crabs
- 4 buckets of mussles
- 2 plates of steamed shrimp
- 2 buckets of clams
- 3 chicken breasts
- 1 bucket of fries
- 3 pitchers of beer
- 1 slice of NY cheesecake
Alotted time was 2 hours. Good times but makes my stomach hurt just thinking about it now.
AA
[quote]Keith Wassung wrote:
The real pain was about two days later when it was ready to leave my body. It got so bad I almost had to call in a mid-wife. I was sitting on the toilet trying to do Lamaze breathing exercises.
Keith
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No comment on this. Just think funny enough to bump.
Is anyone else ticked off you can’t eat as much as you used to? And, why is that? Our stomachs haven’t shrank, have they?
A Large Pepperoni Pizza - 3300 Calories
An entire box of the spicy poppers Pizza hut has - 700 calories
An entire bottle of sake - 1000 calories
For a single nights dinner.
Did that twice a week, in addition to regular meals before the dinner, for about a month. 180 to 230 in 2 months.
[quote]keaster wrote:
-I had to take two shit breaks.
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I like to call that move a "poo and rally I had to do that (twice) at one of those brazilian steakhouses (where the waiters walk around with big slabs of meat and slice off pieces for you). I went about 2 hours after a squat workout, had two platefuls of black beans and then ate meat for 90 minutes. The other 8 people at my table sat around for about half an hour watching me eat, at which point the bastard waiters stopped coming by, which is horseshit considering it cost about $45 per head. Also, to be fair, the portions they give you each time 'round are fairly small, and I had to spend a good bit of time waiting for my favorite meats to come by, so I don’t know how significant my total actually was.
Had 28 (& a half) pizza slices in Pizza Hut. It was all you can eat and I like to get value for my money. I had pretty big sides of salads with those too.
Two weeks ago I had 3.7lbs of beef burgers, a lamb kebab and three spicy pork sausages (big) washed down with a nice shoulder of whiskey. I think I had some coleslaw with that though I can’t remember for sure. It was a BBQ, so although it was technically one sitting, the sitting kind of went on all evening. I’m still proud of myself.
I wonder how I ever got fat in the first place?
[quote]brads1111 wrote:
I once ate the Olsen Twins.[/quote]
That’s more like flossing.
I’ve never kept track except in contests. For example, I once ate 35 pieces of jalapenos on nachos at a Mets game in 5 minutes. At 2:00 am, I woke up with both calves cramping hard, sweating profusely and unable to catch my breath. I then puked so hard and in such volume that I broke blood vessels in my face. This was after I shat my brains out.
My wife came in to see if I was ok and there I was, puke on my chin, broken blood vessels all over my face and my pants around my ankles. She screamed, thinking at first that I was Ted Kennedy.
Then I drank a beer.
DB
[quote]bullpup wrote:
2 ea. 12 oz prime ribs
1-1/2 pounds of boiled shrimp
7 dozen raw oysters
1 side salad with balsamic vinegar dressing
4 coronas,
1 slice of strawberry cheese cake.
$107.00, I was full and left the restuarant. This all happened at the Monument Inn, all you can eat seafood joint at the San Jacinto Monument state park out side of Houston.
I have also eaten 2 of the 11 ounce sirloin dinners from Texas Roadhouse, with baked sweet potatoes, and fresh vegetables,
Bullpup, I eat, therefore I am.[/quote]
84 raw oysters? I recently got sick from eating too many crab legs (which are supposedly cooked), and from now on I don’t eat large amounts of seafood.
[quote]Sabrina wrote:
I ate a big red candle.[/quote]
LOL!
A five pound bag of peanut M&M’s in about one hour. Yes, I puked.
3 chipotlet burritos in 60 mins:
All chicken, black beans, hot salsa, medium corn salsa, sour cream, cheese, and guacamole. At an estimated (base on their nutrition info) 1500 kcals per that’s a 4500kcal meal. I won’t be doing that again…
Alas back in my HS days I did some damage. After smoking a good bit I of course had the munchies, so I headed over to Wendy’s. 3 Biggie Size meals: 1 double cheeseburger and 2 spicy chicken. Yes I ate all 3 biggie size fries and drinks. I’m surprised I did have a heart attack, or gain weight. (I was 6’ tall and weighed a whopping 155)
Two entire hunan wok dinner specials (main dish + pork fried rice).
and i ate the egg roles. i do this a few times a year when i feel like not moving for 12 hours.
A KFC bargain bucket is about my limit. 10 “pieces” of deep fried chicken kneecaps and 4 bags of pre-war “french fries”, all washed down with a refreshing pint of corn syrup.
All that and you get to enjoy a photo-finish an hour later.
[quote]Sabrina wrote:
I ate a big red candle.[/quote]
i suppose you have not a photo uhm?
damn…
hmm not sure…
hower i have eaten (at 4AM, of saturday after some “club” exploration) 1 “pizza da asporto”, a typical rectangular take away pizza (100x50cm), and 2 lt of water, 4 expresso and 1 “cannolo siciliano”
talking about meat… my PR is a 1.5kg buffalo steack at a local “american saloon style bar”
i think it is better to avoid talking of “family meeting”…
[quote]kellyc wrote:
Is anyone else ticked off you can’t eat as much as you used to? And, why is that? Our stomachs haven’t shrank, have they?[/quote]
Ever since I started eating 6 or 7 meals a day I’ve found I can’t eat nearly what I used to in one sitting. I consume a lot more food over the course of a day, but can’t throw down a whole pizza without blinking like I used to in high school only eating 3 times a day.