[quote]pushharder wrote:
I’m sorry EE, but you know that was a good, right jab, left hook combo if there ever was one.[/quote]
All I see are a bunch of humorless, dimwitted, retard-posts that ruined a perfectly hilarious flamejob.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
Whatever marble mouth. Go garble in that hideous accent to someone who gives a fuck… like someone in Belfast or Iraq or India or South Africa or some other country you guys fucked up with your goofy “unbastardised” language.
I’m sorry EE, but you know that was a good, right jab, left hook combo if there ever was one.[/quote]
Hey guys - didn’t get on line yesterday - did I miss anything? 
[quote]Renton wrote:
pushharder wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
Whatever marble mouth. Go garble in that hideous accent to someone who gives a fuck… like someone in Belfast or Iraq or India or South Africa or some other country you guys fucked up with your goofy “unbastardised” language.
I’m sorry EE, but you know that was a good, right jab, left hook combo if there ever was one.
Hey guys - didn’t get on line yesterday - did I miss anything? :P[/quote]
I’ll sum it up for you;
This thread is now fucked and apparently that completely my fault, nobody was involved in the hijacking of it
FightinIrish seems to know what type of accent I have and thinks Belfast is a country
And It seems many Americans now believe that not only do they own the planet they can also lay claim to another nations language call it their change it to make it easier for themselves to understand, then come back and try and tell the originators of the language that the original use of the language is incorrect because they have decided to change it in their country.
[quote]electric_eales wrote:
I’ll sum it up for you;
This thread is now fucked and apparently that completely my fault, nobody was involved in the hijacking of it
FightinIrish seems to know what type of accent I have and thinks Belfast is a country
And It seems many Americans now believe that not only do they own the planet they can also lay claim to another nations language call it their change it to make it easier for themselves to understand, then come back and try and tell the originators of the language that the original use of the language is incorrect because they have decided to change it in their country.
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Usual stuff then EE?
Myabe we solhud sratt wtiirng all wdors in satrnge ass wyas - eevn if it deosn’t pvore a piont in any way it wuold cnfosue the hlel out of the Fncreh.
[quote]Renton wrote:
Myabe we solhud sratt wtiirng all wdors in satrnge ass wyas - eevn if it deosn’t pvore a piont in any way it wuold cnfosue the hlel out of the Fncreh.[/quote]
Read this the first time without missing a beat, does that say something about my spelling ability??
Funny as hell thanks, Renton
[quote]RyanBrown0311 wrote:
Renton wrote:
Myabe we solhud sratt wtiirng all wdors in satrnge ass wyas - eevn if it deosn’t pvore a piont in any way it wuold cnfosue the hlel out of the Fncreh.
Read this the first time without missing a beat, does that say something about my spelling ability??
Funny as hell thanks, Renton[/quote]
Works with just about everyone, thereby proving that spelling is, in fact, mostly irrelevant when considering communication, if not nationalism. For the record, I’ve always preferred Brit spelling, myself. It’s just more aesthetically pleasing.
[quote]RyanBrown0311 wrote:
Renton wrote:
Myabe we solhud sratt wtiirng all wdors in satrnge ass wyas - eevn if it deosn’t pvore a piont in any way it wuold cnfosue the hlel out of the Fncreh.
Read this the first time without missing a beat, does that say something about my spelling ability??
Funny as hell thanks, Renton[/quote]
Sartnge i’nst it? Apatrnpley all you hvae to do is keep the fsrit and lsat leettrs of ecah wrod in the smae plcae and msot poelpe are flluy caapble of riaedng it.
Trhee has been disiocussn aobut how it wokrs and why the huamn biran is cpbaale of donig tihs. Pnleoralsy I hvae no ieda and I dn’ot rllaey crae. I’ts a ggglie tugohh.
Well the OP is long gone and the original thread is dead so…
I’ll give you a picturesque example of why I posted what I did;
Imagine America helps a new country develop and the become independent and start a new country tomorrow, and they then start playing baseball that they learnt from America.
After a little while the government of the new country decides that it is gong to make the rules of baseball easier in its country by changing the rules (mostly because it fears its citizens are to dumb to grasp the full correct rules).
So this new country now plays baseball like you except with some different rules, then one day in an American park some Americans are playing baseball, along comes a guy from this new country and starts to tell the American guys that they are not playing properly because that is not how it is played in his country.
Now the American guys well within their rights tell the new country guy to fuck off, so they do, then to add insult to injury an Irish cunt wanders through the park calling the Americans cunts for defending their beloved game of baseball.
[quote]electric_eales wrote:
shut up you fucking nonce[/quote]
…bwahahaha…
I’m off to smoke a spliff.
[quote]electric_eales wrote:
Well the OP is long gone and the original thread is dead so…
I’ll give you a picturesque example of why I posted what I did;
Imagine America helps a new country develop and the become independent and start a new country tomorrow, and they then start playing baseball that they learnt from America.
After a little while the government of the new country decides that it is gong to make the rules of baseball easier in its country by changing the rules (mostly because it fears its citizens are to dumb to grasp the full correct rules).
So this new country now plays baseball like you except with some different rules, then one day in an American park some Americans are playing baseball, along comes a guy from this new country and starts to tell the American guys that they are not playing properly because that is not how it is played in his country.
Now the American guys well within their rights tell the new country guy to fuck off, so they do, then to add insult to injury an Irish cunt wanders through the park calling the Americans cunts for defending their beloved game of baseball.
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Shut up ! Shut up ! You’re the dumb bastard that tried to get us back on flaming the OP and then you bring this shit up again. Shut up for fook’s sake.
Crikey.
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
electric_eales wrote:
Fuck off you potato munching pikey twat, who asked you to chime in
Whatever marble mouth. Go garble in that hideous accent to someone who gives a fuck… like someone in Belfast or Iraq or India or South Africa or some other country you guys fucked up with your goofy “unbastardised” language.
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Those aren’t marbles those are teeth falling out.
[quote]electric_eales wrote:
Imagine America helps a new country develop and the become independent and start a new country tomorrow,
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So the Revolutionary War was you guys helping us to become independent? Just askin’.
No worries, mate. I’m just takin’ a piss, 'cuz I got pissed last night.
Yeah, yeah, I know… I should just piss off, right?
[quote]electric_eales wrote:
Well the OP is long gone and the original thread is dead so…
I’ll give you a picturesque example of why I posted what I did;
Imagine America helps a new country develop and the become independent and start a new country tomorrow, and they then start playing baseball that they learnt from America.
After a little while the government of the new country decides that it is gong to make the rules of baseball easier in its country by changing the rules (mostly because it fears its citizens are to dumb to grasp the full correct rules).
So this new country now plays baseball like you except with some different rules, then one day in an American park some Americans are playing baseball, along comes a guy from this new country and starts to tell the American guys that they are not playing properly because that is not how it is played in his country.
Now the American guys well within their rights tell the new country guy to fuck off, so they do, then to add insult to injury an Irish cunt wanders through the park calling the Americans cunts for defending their beloved game of baseball.
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I think of it more like a Land Rover or Jaguar (we won’t even get into how you pronounce that). You folks developed a couple fine high end vehicles. Except, they leaked oil like a sieve and the electrical systems were prone to malfunction. How do you make these fine vehicles better - sell them to foreigners who embrace rational thinking and are willing to abandon arrogant inbred eccentricity. Same with English.
Look, I deal with London reinsurance brokers and Lloyd’s syndicates off and on all morning. I don’t know any group of professionals that writes so well and proper and says so little its maddening.
Lol…too true.
What do you call a Landy that doesn’t leak?
Empty.
[quote]electric_eales wrote:
Well the OP is long gone and the original thread is dead so…
I’ll give you a picturesque example of why I posted what I did;
Imagine America helps a new country develop and the become independent and start a new country tomorrow, and they then start playing baseball that they learnt from America.
After a little while the government of the new country decides that it is gong to make the rules of baseball easier in its country by changing the rules (mostly because it fears its citizens are to dumb to grasp the full correct rules).
So this new country now plays baseball like you except with some different rules, then one day in an American park some Americans are playing baseball, along comes a guy from this new country and starts to tell the American guys that they are not playing properly because that is not how it is played in his country.
Now the American guys well within their rights tell the new country guy to fuck off, so they do, then to add insult to injury an Irish cunt wanders through the park calling the Americans cunts for defending their beloved game of baseball.
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Alright now I quit when you asked. This is different YOU came to the American park and asked us to play by your rules. You may have invented the game, but your not playing in your country. If the American players went to this other players country they should expect to play by his rules, even though they invented the game.
The language either of us speaks doesn’t remotely resemble the language England invented.
[quote]electric_eales wrote:
Well the OP is long gone and the original thread is dead so…
I’ll give you a picturesque example of why I posted what I did;
Imagine America helps a new country develop and the become independent and start a new country tomorrow, and they then start playing baseball that they learnt from America.
After a little while the government of the new country decides that it is gong to make the rules of baseball easier in its country by changing the rules (mostly because it fears its citizens are to dumb to grasp the full correct rules).
So this new country now plays baseball like you except with some different rules, then one day in an American park some Americans are playing baseball, along comes a guy from this new country and starts to tell the American guys that they are not playing properly because that is not how it is played in his country.
Now the American guys well within their rights tell the new country guy to fuck off, so they do, then to add insult to injury an Irish cunt wanders through the park calling the Americans cunts for defending their beloved game of baseball.
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Imagine a Brit visits a tribe deep in some African Jungle. Like many others this tribe has a practice of circumcision among its members. Unlike most others though, their circumcision practice takes off a bit more, in fact they lob off the whole thing. Now as a Brit, neigh, as a rational human being, you realize that this practice is primitive, cruel and wasteful. You may not try to coerce them to stop, but you will certainly try to let them know in diplomatic terms that their might be a better way, regardless of what your ancestors or theirs may or may not have done far in the past.
We’re just trying to help you see the light of modernity so you don’t end up a poor dickless savage.
BTW- Keep your cool or you might do something rash and find yourself in gaol.
Etaco, nice example I do like that 
I am genuinely sorry that this thread turned out this way, but I will not lay down and shut up when I know I�??m right.
I would like to end this discussion now, hopefully this will be do the job:
When you had an English language reform in your country it was only applicable to people in your country, to avoid debates like this I believe at the same time you should have changed the name of the language you to ‘American’ but as there were only a few minor changes made this was deemed unnecessary at the time.
My only reason for getting involved in this discussion in the first place was to point out that Renton was actually using the correct spelling of the word centre and that you are wrong to correct him on it.
There is only one source that has the definitive answer to the correct spelling of the English word �??centre�??, and that is the latest edition of the Oxford English dictionary, as I reckon I am one of the few people involved in the debate to be actually holding a copy in his hand I will tell you all now that the correct English spelling of the word in question is
Centre
I appreciate you spell it differently after your language reform, and that you feel it is a better way of spelling the word
BUT�?�.
My one and only point is this
Please do not tell an Englishman he is spelling an English word incorrectly when he is not spelling the word incorrectly, he is just not doing it the way you do it, this does not make him incorrect
As for the hijacking, the OP is long gone anyway even before the bullshit started, I hope he posts again because it was an amazing thread.
[quote]electric_eales wrote:
as I reckon I am one of the few people involved in the debate to be actually holding a copy in his hand [/quote]
That’s because every red-bloouded American hand is busy rouwing with 45 lb d-bells.
Don’t be so OED centred. Next tou the Bible, it’s the moust misunderstooud boouk ever written, guvnour.
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
electric_eales wrote:
Renton wrote:
pushharder wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
Whatever marble mouth. Go garble in that hideous accent to someone who gives a fuck… like someone in Belfast or Iraq or India or South Africa or some other country you guys fucked up with your goofy “unbastardised” language.
I’m sorry EE, but you know that was a good, right jab, left hook combo if there ever was one.
Hey guys - didn’t get on line yesterday - did I miss anything?
I’ll sum it up for you;
This thread is now fucked and apparently that completely my fault, nobody was involved in the hijacking of it
FightinIrish seems to know what type of accent I have and thinks Belfast is a country
And It seems many Americans now believe that not only do they own the planet they can also lay claim to another nations language call it their change it to make it easier for themselves to understand, then come back and try and tell the originators of the language that the original use of the language is incorrect because they have decided to change it in their country.
Fuckin right we can!
It’s the American way.
You guys are like our Mini-me. You’re just like us, but smaller and cuter and much less dangerous. And you talk funny, but that’s ok, we humor you because we know how hard it is to talk when you’ve got three teeth that came in sideways and the rest fell out between ages 10-15.
In reality, I don’t care at all about England, I just wanted to see you get all pissy. I’d be pissy to if I microwaved my beer then sipped it for three weeks like you guys do. Weirdos.[/quote]
Snap! I have very similar sentiments about the Irish