The Mighty Muffin

Looks like we got our first FUPA lover. Like danglin’ that FUPA don’t ya?

[quote]pch2 wrote:
Artem wrote:
Why is it fine for a guy to have a muffintop…

It’s not.

[/quote]

Unless he squats 800lb.

[quote]LSUPOWERDC wrote:
being a somewhat noted chubby chaser (or just indiscriminate about looks to a point) i prefer to call it a “life-preserver,” but that is only when the girls has it all the way around under a too tight shirt,…not really spilling out, but just enough

hhmmmmmm…[/quote]

Lol at being “indiscriminate about looks”.

I actually wish I could be that way sometimes.

[quote]Der Candy wrote:
pch2 wrote:
Artem wrote:
Why is it fine for a guy to have a muffintop…

It’s not.

Unless he squats 800lb.[/quote]

ACCEPTABLE MUFFIN TOP

Oh, they’ll still point when this guy is on his fifth plate at Golden Corral…but no one will say it to his face.

[quote]Qaash wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Qaash wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
lawsonsamuels wrote:
Christine wrote:
lawsonsamuels wrote:

One up worse…muffin top with a whale tail.

Something like this?

yes, thank you, I’ll know go spit up the almonds I was snacking on.

How does one stare at that and go “yeah, I’m gonna get nasty with that!!”

I don’t find her that bad. And what the hell is a whale tail?

My guess is a fat chick in a visible thong…did you really think that picture was OK?

The girl had a little extra pudge on her, but I wouldn’t call her fat. You don’t need to have rock hard abs to be sexy, IMO. In fact, I’m not a huge fan of girls with six packs.

I can relate to that, the You Got Curves thread SAMA pretty much shows my taste…all the same, my philosophy is, if your stomach protrudes past your chest and or is bigger than mine you’re fat.[/quote]

For the record, I was referring to this pic, not the one on the first page, in case there was a misunderstanding.

I honestly think anyone who claims they wouldn’t give someone the time of day because they look like this is crazy.

[quote]Christine wrote:
What really pisses me off is shopping.

It’s easy to find clothes made for fatasses, but try finding items in smaller sizes.[/quote]

No shit. I’m having to by X small or kids underwear. I don’t exactly have the smallest ass around. What do really small women do?

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Qaash wrote:

I honestly think anyone who claims they wouldn’t give someone the time of day because they look like this is crazy. [/quote]

Hopefully that isn’t the best of her.

[quote]Majin wrote:
Petermus wrote:
alot of Girls that I go to school with are very skinny actually… I remember one girl proclaiming she was a fat ass because he weight went from 98-100 in two weeks…hmm water weight?

there are very few chubby girls and only one or two really fat girls

They don’t have to be majorly fat. Women carry much more fat then men, even the leanest girls. But regardless of shape or weight, if you put on tight low-rise jeans that’ll squeeze the waistline and wear a crop-top, any extra fat will come out to be vividly seen.[/quote]

I was sporting a hell of a muffin top last night squeezing into the new squat suit. At one point I think my ass was up to the back of my neck. It’s like it takes every ounce of fat on your body and squishes it all up. Not fucking good to see. I won’t be wearing it to the mall.

You are right though. Much of it is about the fit and whether it’s too tight.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
For the record, I was referring to this pic, not the one on the first page, in case there was a misunderstanding.

I honestly think anyone who claims they wouldn’t give someone the time of day because they look like this is crazy. [/quote]

You’re right. She isn’t disgustingly fat, but, I personally think that the look is really, really unattractive.

And just because it’s not as bad, don’t think that she’s not a part of the problem.

A slightly fatter chick looks at her and thinks if that chick can get away with it, then why not me?

This thought process is repeated over and over again by ever slightly fatter chicks until you get the picture on the first page of this thread.

[quote]Christine wrote:
lawsonsamuels wrote:

One up worse…muffin top with a whale tail.

Something like this?[/quote]

Dammit Christine…I just choked on my chicken.

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:

I was sporting a hell of a muffin top last night squeezing into the new squat suit. At one point I think my ass was up to the back of my neck. It’s like it takes every ounce of fat on your body and squishes it all up. Not fucking good to see. I won’t be wearing it to the mall.

You are right though. Much of it is about the fit and whether it’s too tight.[/quote]

Mine doesn’t squish the fat up - it squishes it down. I have reverse muffin top thighs in those things. Pretty gross!

The girl with the whale tail would look fine if she just had some jeans that fit right. Part of this can be blamed on the fashion industry - there was a time a few years ago where you couldn’t buy jeans that had a low-but-not-too-low rise - it was either mom jeans or jeans with a 1/4" rise, which look good on no one.

If your jeans are designed to have a waist halfway up your ass, yeah, you will spill out. Buy better jeans.

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
Christine wrote:
What really pisses me off is shopping.

It’s easy to find clothes made for fatasses, but try finding items in smaller sizes.

No shit. I’m having to by X small or kids underwear. I don’t exactly have the smallest ass around. What do really small women do?[/quote]

It’s just so stupid! I know that my ass isn’t small, yet I buy size small panties.

[quote]Christine wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
For the record, I was referring to this pic, not the one on the first page, in case there was a misunderstanding.

I honestly think anyone who claims they wouldn’t give someone the time of day because they look like this is crazy.

You’re right. She isn’t disgustingly fat, but, I personally think that the look is really, really unattractive.

And just because it’s not as bad, don’t think that she’s not a part of the problem.

A slightly fatter chick looks at her and thinks if that chick can get away with it, then why not me?

This thought process is repeated over and over again by ever slightly fatter chicks until you get the picture on the first page of this thread.

[/quote]

Fair enough. I can’t find anything I disagree with there.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

I honestly think anyone who claims they wouldn’t give someone the time of day because they look like this is crazy. [/quote]

If all i had to go on was that one pic, that cheap bad thong, pimply ass and back pic…then yes I guess I’m crazy.

[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:

I honestly think anyone who claims they wouldn’t give someone the time of day because they look like this is crazy.

If all i had to go on was that one pic, that cheap bad thong, pimply ass and back pic…then yes I guess I’m crazy.

[/quote]

Lol, fair enough.

But dammit, you know that’s not what I was getting at. :wink:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
lawsonsamuels wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:

I honestly think anyone who claims they wouldn’t give someone the time of day because they look like this is crazy.

If all i had to go on was that one pic, that cheap bad thong, pimply ass and back pic…then yes I guess I’m crazy.

Lol, fair enough.

But dammit, you know that’s not what I was getting at. ;)[/quote]

Okay, I concede the point.

Still a terrible pic.

Nothing more disgusting than seeing a young college age woman stuff herself into jeans highlighting her lack of exercise. Guess when you are drunk at a frat party this looks better?

Q: Why do women (seem?) to care less about looks than men?

A: They like looks — like how your bank account looks, future earnings potential looks, looking in your wallet, etc! =)

Seriously, women like male eye candy (when they ovulate, watch the f.ck out), but the minute those studs open their mouth and verbal flatulence rolls out, adios! Many “below average” or “ugly” man in looks has scored the hottie by pressing her attraction buttons. He knows how to smooth talk, look into her eyes, and make her pooosay quiver like jello.

Women are taught (or at least, used to) to accentuate looks at a young age by other women because that is what attracts men. They simulate fertility signals: show off cleavage, ripe red lipstick, long healthy hair, smooth tight skin from makeup and moisturizers.

What men taught to attract women: Go get a job! Make her laugh, be confident. Be yourself! I’d like to add not wearing capri’s or clam-diggers that show off your pubic bones.

Sorry for the slight Hijack… back to chubby girls in tight jeans.

[quote]Artem wrote:
Why is it fine for a guy to have a muffintop, but a girl that has it is called shit behind her back?

I know the answer is because women care a lot more about things besides looks in guys… but why do guys care so much more about looks, or why do women not care that much about looks?

I mean, evolutionarily speaking, both women and men want a healthy partner that is able to provide, right?

For example, my friend has a muffintop. He’s not fat, just kinda chubby, like 6’1’’ and 210lbs maybe. He doesn’t lift.
His girlfriend is really hot, but he would never date a chubby chick, no matter how good her personality.

Call him shallow, but a lot more guys are like this than girls.

tl;dr:
Why do women (seem?) to care less about looks than men?[/quote]

From an evolutionary perspective health and fitness are more important things for woman than for men - they are the ones who have to be subjected to the stress of pregnancy, which until recently was a pretty risky thing. The more fit you are as a woman, the better your chances of surviving. Fitness, by and large, can often be determined by looks.

Men, however, have more of an advantage based on their social status. Humans are built to be social and form communities and such. The men with the best social status have the best ability to provide for a woman while she’s pregnant or raising a child since they tend to have more resources at their disposal. Physical fitness of course plays into their ability to provide as well, but not as much as social status.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Qaash wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Qaash wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
lawsonsamuels wrote:
Christine wrote:
lawsonsamuels wrote:

One up worse…muffin top with a whale tail.

Something like this?

yes, thank you, I’ll know go spit up the almonds I was snacking on.

How does one stare at that and go “yeah, I’m gonna get nasty with that!!”

I don’t find her that bad. And what the hell is a whale tail?

My guess is a fat chick in a visible thong…did you really think that picture was OK?

The girl had a little extra pudge on her, but I wouldn’t call her fat. You don’t need to have rock hard abs to be sexy, IMO. In fact, I’m not a huge fan of girls with six packs.

I can relate to that, the You Got Curves thread SAMA pretty much shows my taste…all the same, my philosophy is, if your stomach protrudes past your chest and or is bigger than mine you’re fat.

For the record, I was referring to this pic, not the one on the first page, in case there was a misunderstanding.

I honestly think anyone who claims they wouldn’t give someone the time of day because they look like this is crazy. [/quote]

Oh, I knew which one you meant. I still stand by my statement and I can live with “crazy”.

What women are you guys talking about? Women care about looks.