[quote]Polish Rifle wrote:
Steel Nation wrote:
This is why there are more hot chicks in Europe. They don’t lose as many potential 8s, 9s, or 10s to fatness.
I’m going to disagree on this one…
America still has PLENTY of hot chicks.
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What paint are you huffing?
Sweet FUPA music video
The Muffin top is screwing with a lot of good stock. The worst part is the muffin top is usually just the tip of the iceberg. Somewhere Yoga is traded for watching “The Hills” and water is traded for Natural Light.
Then, poof! She comes back with the muffin top. It seems like all you had to do was take your eyes off her for 3 days and this circular tube of fat just maturates around her hips.
She doesn’t mind though. Even though her trip into fatness isn’t that long, if she’s let it go this far there’s really no turning back. At this point she can still get laid if she wants, because she never really had high enough standards to begin with - and she’s got a killer rack that’s trying desperately to compensate for the muffin-top by bursting out of her baby T-shirt and slapping you in the face.
Then shit gets bad. It gets tragic.
I blame the Natural Light 30-Pack. It’s not entirely to blame but it’s not helping.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Christine wrote:
pch2 wrote:
nvh95 wrote:
Add to that the fact that manufacturer’s are making what was a size 10 ten years ago, a size 8 or 6. Gotta make sure girls FEEL good about themselves. Ugh.
Everytime I shop I shocked at how bad this has gotten. My hips are about 37 inches around, and at cheaper stores they’re sticking me in 0s? I seems to be worse the cheaper the store is too, which is interesting in itself.
It’s not just self delusion. I think some of it is actually just ignorance. Women place a lot of value in what clothing size they are. If you’re a Medium, how can you be too big?
Thing is that I know I’m not necessarily a small person, but the number of times I buy small or even extra small sizes is ridiculous.
Every time I shop I wonder where all the small asian ladies go.
Have you been to baby gap lately? There’s stuff there that I can get into. There are 5 year olds wider than us.
To go hand in hand with clothing sizes, are portion sizes. I got a small coffee from McDonalds the other day for the first time in a really long time, and I swear it was the same size as the old large. My brother got a large, and I actually had to use both hands to hold it - wtf?
So if you’re wearing mediums, and eating smalls, what could possibly be wrong?
I would also like to say that muffin top doesn’t always mean sloppy fat. Sometimes a girl’s pants are just too fucking tight, resulting in just a bit of muffinity.
[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
Yeah recently this fat girl kept giving me her phone number and straight up asking me to fuck her, and I was thinking about getting an easy blow job out of her, but then I thought “What Would The Guys At T-Nation Say?”
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
I would also like to say that muffin top doesn’t always mean sloppy fat. Sometimes a girl’s pants are just too fucking tight, resulting in just a bit of muffinity.[/quote]
[quote]pch2 wrote:
MarvelGirl wrote:
Shoot, clothes shopping with them is a nightmare, we always end up in the little girls’ section.
I won’t hijack anymore after this, but I love that fat little kid clothes fit me. It’s so much cheaper to just get little kid sweats, and random lay around clothing. [/quote]
Tell me about it. With a 26 inch waist and 37 inch hips I was a 7/8 in juniors in high school. Now my waist is an inch bigger and suddenly I’m wearing 3/4? I don’t think so.
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My quads are a few inches smaller than your waist, so I’m glad they’re making bigger women’s sizes. I still have to take in the waistband of jeans, though.
[quote]FightingScott wrote:
Polish Rifle wrote:
Steel Nation wrote:
This is why there are more hot chicks in Europe. They don’t lose as many potential 8s, 9s, or 10s to fatness.
I’m going to disagree on this one…
America still has PLENTY of hot chicks.
What paint are you huffing?
Sweet FUPA music video
The Muffin top is screwing with a lot of good stock. The worst part is the muffin top is usually just the tip of the iceberg. Somewhere Yoga is traded for watching “The Hills” and water is traded for Natural Light.
Then, poof! She comes back with the muffin top. It seems like all you had to do was take your eyes off her for 3 days and this circular tube of fat just maturates around her hips.
She doesn’t mind though. Even though her trip into fatness isn’t that long, if she’s let it go this far there’s really no turning back. At this point she can still get laid if she wants, because she never really had high enough standards to begin with - and she’s got a killer rack that’s trying desperately to compensate for the muffin-top by bursting out of her baby T-shirt and slapping you in the face.
Then shit gets bad. It gets tragic.
I blame the Natural Light 30-Pack. It’s not entirely to blame but it’s not helping.[/quote]
Don’t blame it on the natty. Girls with fupas are gross. That video was stupid.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
dirtbag wrote:
MarvelGirl wrote:
Jesus, that’s sad.
Agreed
You know what’s more sad? Someone is fucking them.
I think TC made a comment similar to this once, but there’d be a whole lot less of this muffin top look if people would stop fucking them.
Seriously, people have to stop fucking fat people. They’ll never have any incentive to get in shape if they know there’s someone out there that will still fuck them.
Yeah recently this fat girl kept giving me her phone number and straight up asking me to fuck her, and I was thinking about getting an easy blow job out of her, but then I thought “What Would The Guys At T-Nation Say?”
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I was watching Stand By Me again (for the 500th time in my single life time) and I noticed that “the fat kid” in the movie wouldn’t even qualify as such today. If they made that movie now, ALL OF THEM would be that fat and the “fat kid” would have to weigh like 270lbs just to earn the title.
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They’d have to have Lard Ass play the fat kid. (Who, if I remember correctly, wasn’t all that fat by today’s standards. They had to stuff him to make him look fatter.)
